Monday 16 April 2012

Hog Blog Sovereign Sausage Spat!

Molly The Wally the chef. A spot of cooking.

Austria and Slovenia and the  war of the wurst.


To some it may seem like a trivial reason for a European spat, but a row has broken out between Austria and Slovenia over a regional sausage. The dispute erupted after Slovenia began attempts to get the Krainer sausage special protected EU status! This major banger bust up could lead to a serious international diplomatic incident! A Krainer versus Krainer court case would see an undignified custody battle over the sausage with the looser coming wurst off.  I have already sent my job application to the EU Commission for Sausages and I am expecting to become an over-paid, under-worked ‘Protector of the Krainer’. This epic cultural contributor to international cuisine will facilitate my glob trotting at major expense and luxury and I expect the position to gain me access to all kinds of bribery and corruption.  

2 comments:

  1. Hmmmmm, we like pretty much any kind of sausage...

    RA, Isis & Nanük

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    1. Welcome to my blog Ra Husky. With regards to sausages that was a very difficult log to write as I had drooled all over the keyboard!
      Best wishes Molly

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