Monday 28 May 2012

Hog Blog, buns BBQ and bunting!

Diamond Jubilee Molly The Wally.

The diamond jubilee and it is BBQ and bunting.


Things are hotting up as we approach her Maj’s diamond jubilee celebrations in early June and suddenly the Union Jack is everywhere. Over here barking mad Somerset County Council says every lamppost would have to be ‘stress tested’ to ensure they are strong enough to hold lightweight decorations such as bunting. I’ve asked my sources at Molly Media to comment on this act of stupidity by the kill-joy council and they have informed me that the lampposts are checked daily by the local canine patrol and they are indeed sound. Meanwhile a special jubilee service was launched on the London underground with a train specially decorated with bunting. On the hottest day of the year so far, 733 passengers were left stranded in a tunnel for over two hours, as the jubilee service ended in disaster. A spokesperson from Somerset County Council told my reporters ”You see they should have stress tested the train before putting up the bunting!” So much for let the train take the strain!!!!!!!!

20 comments:

  1. First Eurovision, then the Diamond Jubilee and then the bl**dy Olympics. We're moving to New Zealand! Deccy x

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    1. Hi Deccy , New Zealand won't be far enough , but Mars might be! Hope you had a good time down the pub with your human at the weekend. I feel more long walks and escaping to the pub will be in order over the Summer.
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. teeeeheheeeeeee....Molly dearest, you are a HOT DOG!!! Look at you, in the middle of that flag, sporting the Queen's crown! I LOVE YOU!!!

    BALZAC

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    1. Hi Anita, thank you I am truly regal! Have a Happy Monday!
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. Thank goodness that your reporters are rooting out such errors in judgment. Somebody has to do it!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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    1. Hi K9friend , it's a dirty job but I'm up to it. Hope you are having a good day?
      Best wishes Molly

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  4. MOL!! We would be happy to stress test the bunting itself to ensure it's properly affixed *flexes claws*

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    1. Hi Rykes Boyz n Allie , excellent idea , we could sure use you as we don't want any dangerous bunting falling on someones head.
      Best wishes Molly

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  5. Heeheehee Molly you is a nutter Butt I fink u is grayte anywayz heehee love n likkers, pdorg xxxox

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    1. Hi Posie furry friend . I chose the picture of you with the ball. Me is a nutter who does mutter and tutter about all things from the gutter!
      Best wishes Molly

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  6. Great journalistic reporting over there, Molly!
    Stewey

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    1. Hiya Stewey , thank you, we at Molly Media aim to please , although getting my K9 patrol to check out those lampposts was a dangerous assignment. They were rewarded with extra bones.
      Best wishes Molly

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  7. Tell us about it! You can't walk past a shop window here without seeing flags, bunting, red white and blue. It is like Jubilee madness, ha!
    We would like to nominate Two Greyhound Town for your next blog post. They have just done a post about Battleship Texas which was very interesting.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Hi Dip Dip and the Bridge, it's everywhere bunting and the like. The madness has descended. Can you send me the link for Two Greyhound Town and that blog. I need to get their consent. Many thanks and as always
      Best wishes Molly

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  8. Two hours there does not sound funny!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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    1. Hi Lorenza
      I know and the poor people had to walk down the track to the next station and were given £40 compensation for their woes!
      Best wishes Molly

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  9. I must agree with the first post by Declan I'm Welsh so let's be honest we all hate the English, this isn't against anyone its just a fact! Then in astonishment there are union jacks flying all over the place, Asda sold out of the limited edition red, white and blue queens melamine barbecue sets, its crazy! I know before you correct me that the union jack is BRITISH but us Welsh are taking down our majestic dragons for a long weekend of binge drinking and barbeques in honour of the queen! Don't get me started on the Olympics or why we chose Mr Hump for our Eurovision cat-ass-trophy! Love, Licks and Hugs from your furiend Frank x x x x x

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    1. Frank me love , Welsh is Welsh and we love all of our GREAT BRITISH ISLES all and everyone one of you! Thank you for the kind sentiment with the celebrations , just got for it , forget history's s'''''t and just have a good time. We can commence war when the Olympics are on. Mr Humpa Stink did us no favs where was Tom Jones!!!!
      Best wishes Molly

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  10. Thanks for taking the time to discuss this. I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic. If possible, as you gain expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more information? It is extremely helpful for me. Thanks!

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    1. Hi of course and thank you for popping over!
      Best wishes Molly

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