Tuesday 29 May 2012

Hog Blog, When eggs is not just any eggs!


Molly The Wally is a chef.

The world most expensive omelette.


Norma’s restaurant in Manhattan’s Le Parker Meridien Hotel has laid claim to the world's most expensive omelette, setting you back a mere $1,000. Called the Zillion Dollar Lobster Frittata, it comprises of an omelette filled with lobster and topped with $650 worth of caviar. Just needs a few gold flakes and serve with a of a bottle of Cristal Champagne. For seasoning you can add salt made from human tears. You can even choose what kind of tears you like, picking from salt made from tears of anger, sorrow, laughter, chopping onions or sneezing, cheap at £30 a set. Checked out the store cupboard and will be making my own version for supper tonight. Infused with Omega 3 fish oil, my omelette will be mixed with bite sized pieces of tripe and topped with chocolate ant sprinkles and a few tuna flakes. Instead of chives as I am allergic to anything green I will stick two rodeo bars in it. I’m drooling at just the thought of it so off to rattle some pots and pans. 

And for those wishing to cook this up for supper tonight here is what you will need. Happy eating folks, Bon Appetite!

Ingredients for this little Eggs-travangance!
  • 6 eggs
  • 1 tablespoons of chopped chives
  • 1½ tablespoons of butter
  • 1 lobster
  • 5 tablespoons of heavy cream
  • 10 ounces American Sturgeon caviar.
  • Two chive leaves arranged in the manner of a two fingered salute! Enjoy.....

46 comments:

  1. Somehow - I don't think I could get ma to spring for the ingredients!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie

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    1. Hi Rubie , don't worry you can always try my version!
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Molly darlin'! Now I learn that you are a CHEF???? GOOD GOLLY MIZ MOLLY, I have just discovered you but you have already impressed me! What a marvelous treat for us dogs!!!! Have a super day!

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    1. Hi Anita , I am a dog of many talents and I have for sometime been working on my culinary masterpiece, ' Meals From The Field' but haven't got past Squiggle Pie yet. I am thinking of adding my OMG Omelette in the chapter on tripe. Have a lovely day.
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. Whoa. Think we'll stick with regular omelette...with some freeze dried chicken topping. Yum!

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    1. Hi Furries , chicken topping sounds good to me , couldn't think of a polite way to describe the disgusting caviar creation above.
      Best wishes Molly

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  4. My guys definitely vote for the version that has tripe! One of their favorite foods!

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    1. Hi Taryn , hmmm me too particularly when left out on a hot day to make it extra smelly.
      Best wishes Molly

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  5. It'll be those last two chives that knock the price right up! Deccy x

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    1. Hi Deccy , think you might be right , they have a cheaper version for $500 and it comes with one chive leaf arranged in the one finger salute!
      Best wishes Molly

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  6. Fortunately for Mum we ladies don't actually like fish!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. Hiya Hannah and Lucy , what a pity at only $1000 waiting for someone to try it. It maybe a long wait!!!!!
      Best wishes Molly

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  7. I don't eat cheap, ready made foods and you forgot to add truffles and more gold leaf please!
    Yours Croesus.

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    1. No worries Croesus , I'll make adjustments and add some diamond powder as well!
      Best wishes Molly

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  8. Sounds yummy! I will send my assistant out now to pick up these ingredients!

    Your pal, Pip

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    1. Hi Pip you have an assistant , send them out straight and away and tell em to make it snappy!
      Best wishes Molly

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  9. We just eat regular eggs here. :-)

    We are honored to be on your Share It Sunday. I didn't see an email address to contact you. Do I need one to do my nomination next week?

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    1. Hi Gang , nice too see you! I can just cut and paste from your site but if I have any problems I will let you know. I will post it on Sunday and if next week or sooner you could give me your nomination that will be fine, it can be much loved old post or a recent one. It's your choice.
      Best wishes Molly

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  10. You know you've got money when.......LOL!

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    1. Hi Bassetmomma , even with the money it still looks revolting.
      Best wishes Molly

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  11. I think I'll just take my eggs over medium. That's good enough fo rme.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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    1. Oh Goose , don't blame you it looks disgusting and I bet it tastes awful. Have a great day
      Best wishes Molly

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  12. I'll just take some Chicken Eggs Scrambled with a bit of Buttermilk and cooked up with a bit of bacon grease.

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    1. Hiya Frankie and Ernie , sadly apart from Pip we have no takers for this delightful supper tonight. Wonder why?
      Best wishes Molly

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  13. Doesn't look like we'll be affording it any time soon!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Hi Dip Dip and the Bridge , you and me both. Anyway think I prefer my tripe version.
      Best wishes Molly

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  14. We vote for the tripe omelet.

    Glad you liked our Hummingbird Cottage you can see more pics of it on our blog ~Socks http://alasandra2003.blogspot.com/

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    1. Hi Socks , thank you for the tripe vote! Will be over to see Hummingbird Cottage in a wee while.
      Best wishes Molly

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  15. $1000 for an omelet!? WOW!!!! OMD!

    I have to say that recipe looks delicious...if I could afford caviar!! lol. Once again this is Dakota's Mom!

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    1. Hi Dakota's mum , how's things? Will pop over in a bit.
      Best wishes Molly

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  16. Holey Moley, that's one expensive omelet. We prefer mums, just eggs, ham, cheese and chopped tomato. We'd rather have $1000 spent on us hehe. Take care sweetie. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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    1. Hello me pals down under, yours sounds good to me too but a sprinkling of beef and hold the toms is just what I need. My raid on the larder was confiscated so my attempts at tripe supper was thwarted , ended up with sad boring vile kibbles lite. Hellllp friends!
      Best wishes Molly

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  17. Molly, you missed out the soupçon of slobber for that je ne c'est quois

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    1. Oh Nelly there was no slobber left after it had fallen all over the keyboard. Luckily my human did not notice.
      Best wishes Molly

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  18. Wow, that sounds like an ultra impressive omelette. Maybe that's what you can name it...the Ultra Impressive Omelette!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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    1. Hi K9friend , what a good idea! Hope you are all having a good day?
      Best wishes Molly

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  19. Huh?
    I guess I prefer simple scrambled eggs!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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    1. Hi Lorenza
      That appears to be the consensus , so it's back to the drawing board for me to find us doglets and catlets something we'd like.
      Best wishes Molly

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  20. I’d suck back the lobster and caviar! (yum!) And the black and whites can have the eggs! (yuck!)

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    1. Hi BlackWhite , let's see if I can beat that one and find something stranger!
      Best wishes Molly

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  21. Wow, I didn't realize they let dogs in to dine!! :)

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    1. Hi Finn! Hope you are having a good day!
      Best wishes Molly

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  22. Cannot believe an omelette can be that expensive! Hope yours turns out delicious!

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    1. Hi KSO
      My OMG Molly Omelette was wonderful. It took a mere 20 seconds to eat which was the unfortunate part. Have a great day!
      Best wishes Molly

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  23. Oh Molly dearest let's hop in my private jet then take the Bently to that wonderful restaurant, my treat....oh wait no I mean let's get Dad to take us to our local McDonald's and eat off the new summer 99p menu! Ha,Ha! Love, Licks and Hugs from your Pugalier Pal Frank x x x x x

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    1. Hi Frank The Tank , I was thinking of a loiter round the rubbish bins which we can't afford to be emptied and then a jog to poundland where we might find some scram before jetting off to the tax-haven sun drenched play boy paradise's where we can invite our doglet friends to join.
      Best wishes Molly

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