Mollys' funny alternative Nursery Rhymes.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, diamonds, a sports car and an uptown apartment.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
Eating her keards and whey,
along came a spider and sat down beside her,
and she ate that too!
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He got a black eye to his dismay!
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of an electric shock.
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall...
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no bl##@y wall!
The height of its contents to see!
She lighted a match better to see,
O, bring back my Bonnie to me!
But he shall drink no more,
For what he thought was H20
Three fried mice,
Were rather stunned!
They all ran after
The gangster’s wife,
Who blew off their heads
In the dead of night,
Did you ever see
Such a grisly sight
For three fried mice?