Tuesday, 10 July 2012
Soggy Bottom Blog From The Park!
Here we are getting ready for 10 more days of rain at least. Forecasters blame a shift in the jet stream for the terrible weather that has written off summer. It has been the wettest spring and early summer period since records began. Conspiracies theorists believe that is due to weather modification by the High Frequency Active Research Program (HAARP). They have began utilizing what are now popularly known as 'chemtrail' aerosol 'corridors' sprayed into the global atmosphere. Maybe the technology came from those little green men? Must be some stonkingly big aerosol can to spray stuff into the ‘Lonosphere’ or should we say ‘Loonysphere’? The ‘Jet Stream’ has not jetted off North yet. Is it being held hostage by the mad boffins at HAARP? Well thank God for HAARP, I thought it was global warming. Soon I will have trench paw, soggy bottom and mildew mane! Or maybe I’ll grow webbed feet and fins! Personally I blame the Hanks Bottom and the X-Points! Or could it be due to all that training for Declan’s ‘Tuneful Farting’ event in The Blogville Olympics blowing the ‘Jet Stream’ off course? We also have Franks' Extreme Weather Sports Event. Barking mad huh!
For those you suffering the heat and drought , we are willing you cooler weather and much needed rain , preferably ours!