Monday, 13 August 2012

Blog From The Dog House, Boozy Bears!

Boozy bears cause mayhem!

Boozy bears cause mayhem! Goldilocks is shocked!

Goldilocks never would have thought there would be such a bear backlash from her porridge-eating exploits. A mummy bear and her three cubs started the retaliation campaign for their species in true style. According to my sources at Molly Media the family broke into a holiday cabin in North West Norway. They ripped a wall off the cabin and then trashed the place by overturning furniture and breaking shelves. Then they emptied the food cupboards finishing off the stores of marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and jam. They must have been looking for those bear necessities? Thirsty work I hear you say! They then decided to glug the cans of larger. However developing a taste for the amber nectar they then proceeded to polish off over a hundred cans in all. ‘They had a hell of a party in there,’ cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told our reporter. ‘The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up!’ To make matters worse it seems one of them had a bit too much to drink and slept it off in Even's bed which was covered in beer, and tuffts of fur. Talk about a bear with a sore head. Unbear-lievable! Was it Hoffemeister the bear I hear you ask? If you see a drunk bear sleeping it off, don't wake it. There is no more dangerous predator in nature than a hungover bear! The bear faced cheek of it!


  1. We are glad the bears didn't drive after drinking. Happy Monday, Hailey and Zaphod

  2. Unbear-lievable indeed! Ha,Ha,Ha! That story is crazy, these youthful bears today dont want porridge and honey any more they have mored over to the booze! Maybe there is a job for Bear AA meetings here or something??? Our good old Friends Pooh, Rupert and Paddington would be appauled at this!
    Love, Licks and Hugs from Frank xxxxxx

  3. Morning Molly!!
    What great puns!!
    Hugs and happy Monday

  4. Ok, they had just a few tins of chocolate spread, marshmallows, etc, but had over a hundred cans of beer?

    What is the name of that family in Norway? Cause I'm pretty sure they need a new best friend named Shelle!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  5. OMD...OMD! Dat bear was a bad boy! No tweets dis week! Just sayin'

  6. MOLLY.... I LOVE THIS!!! Sarge has bears around his house... I hope they don't get INSIDE.

  7. Bear AA meetings! Frank, you crack us up! But seriously Molly, I think Frank may be right!

    Lily Belle

  8. What a funny story! Hope you had a great weekend!

  9. OMD, that is Unbear-lievable!!! BOL!!!


  10. That is a bear I would stay clear of. I hear they are not a happy drunk.

  11. Wow, that is quite the bear tale!!! We are glad we didn't have to clean up THAT mess.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  12. oh, that IS revenge for goldilocks!

  13. MOLLY!!!!!!!! I AM BACK IN BLOGLAND I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have to tell you Molly dearest, that we watched the closing ceremony last night and were so impressed and proud of YOUR BRITS for being such fabulous hosts! Every bit of the show was wonderful and I am proud to know some of you out there.....

    OK, your SOURCES at MM are brave souls indeed; to trample in and get the news straight from the source is sheer bravery! A PISSED OFF BEAR is something to be reckoned with !!!!!!

    you are the best.....see ya tomorrow for another chuckle! Anita

  14. Molly....
    Robert Downey Jr. once jokingly said that you cannot beat up a drunk guy. Hmmm. A drunk bear? Best left to the experts!! ;-}
    Funny story!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

  15. Hi Molly,

    I aways wanted to know what the ture meaning of A BEAR WITH A SORE HEAD meant!
    Now I know, endless cans of bear juice washed down wit6h even more tinnies,

  16. Woowowo molly we will be on the look out here in our little villages espically when all the tourists are about...we usually don't see drunk bears just drunks...
    stella rose

  17. LMAO! Bears and beer that's just too funny!! 100 cans!! That's some serious bear drinking!
    P.S. - We love to be your guest blog for 'Share It Sunday'. :)

  18. Haha, we love bears - good for them!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  19. Hey Molly!
    Wow, I hope none of my neighborhood black bears decide to party hardy like this! BOL They're big enough to cause all sorts of mayhem. Sure is a funny story. I bet bears can belch really really loud!!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  20. No way..OMD..I'm pleased wez don't get bears, arn't yoz Molly ??
    Have a great day
    Mollie xx

  21. Wow that is one serious wild party, what a funny story

    urban hounds

  22. Hay Molly, whenz yoz pop over..check out the pictures weal careful..LOOK who's popped up!!! I neffer new until I looked through my post...That's real creepy.
    hugs Mollie x

  23. Oh those naughty bears!

    Your pal, Pip

  24. And that's why we always take nonalcoholic beer on our camping trips. Don't want to risk creating a bear with a hangover. :)

    Thanks for a good giggle, Molly!

  25. Bears are nuts....completely...we had one a couple of weeks ago here in Pittsburgh go into a mall in the it got there is a mystery.....


    Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley

  26. hey Molly,

    Pawsome story! I love a good pawty and I am just sad I missed it. Bear pawties are pretty rockin' from what I have heard. Wonder who they had to DJ? Thanks for sharing the very fun and interesting story!


  27. What a great story!!! Have a wonderful tuesday, Molly!

  28. BOL! Our furiends here had a bear get into their cabin and pretty much did the same thing....tore the kitchen cabinets right off and completely emptied the fridge - food and mess everywhere.

    No alcohol though - they would have if they could have.

    silly bears.