Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Blog From The Dog House, Food Fuss!

Molly The Wally the chef. A spot of cooking.

Funny Food you may not want to eat?

Are we a fussy food nation I ask? The British have been revealed to be the most likely nation to leave food on their plates. The most hated food this side of the pond is the humble snail. The Fussy Food Nation Report also found that among the top 20 most hated foods were liver, olives, black pudding, kippers, blue cheese, beetroot, sardines, and Brussels sprouts. What may come as a shock to the foodies amongst us is the fact that delicacies such as avocado, goats’ cheese, pate, prawns and mushrooms have made the top 40 most disliked foods.  This shows us that once and for all we’re a nation of fussy eaters. Someone needs to tell my peeps as that means more left on the plate for me. I’m lucky if I get to lick the plate in the dishwasher! I bet the top favourites were fish and chips, chips and pie, sausage and chips and anything else that goes with chips or just chips. We bring you some foods that we would forgive you for not wanting to try.

Maybe one for Julian Assange!

The Fud will get you in a fuddle muddle!

Holly Kraps, sounds like one for Batman!

For the Zombies out there!

Crack me up!

Anyone for a cuppa?

Anyone know what a caulk is?

Woop it up with a Wupi!

And now be afraid, be very afraid.......

But don’t worry you can wash it down with.......

Bone appetite! What is your worst food?


  1. Oh my Dog, where do you find these hilarious and terrifying foodstuffs, ha!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  2. Where do you find all this stuff..So funny..A lot of Brits arn't adventiuous( spelt wrong )It's down to the parents, I try and introduce different foods ( not chips and nuggets) to my son..Now 14.
    Have a great Wednesday Molly..Make the most of the sun..Gonna not be nice the they say ..

  3. Here, we use caulk to seal cracks...hehehehe. As a dog I would prolly eat all of dat stuffs since I ain't allowed in da dishwasher eithers. Howevers, mum says she thinks she just threw up lookin' at some of dat...especially da pig lips...bwhahahahaha.


  4. I'll admit, we don't like snails, but we don't have anything like those foods here either!


  5. BAHAHAHAHAHA Mommy and I are laughing so hard! She is sure in America that Caulk is something you use to seal your bathtub around the floor and walls so mositure doesn't get on the woods..bahahaha nomnomnom it would be icing on the cake if the package said "Sure to stop you up!" BAHAHAHAHA

  6. Morning Molly....
    Even,I, Madi, who willingly eats anything that doesn't run from me, would probably turn up my tiny pink,freckled nose at some of those.
    About the worst thing Mom has seen around and about here on menus are:
    brains and eggs(probably the brains of the idiot who eats it)and liver pudding.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  7. You found some items to give a miss! I'm wondering about pig lips, their ears are yummy - but pickled sounds disgusting!

  8. Ciao Molly,

    what funny picture of you!!! love it!!!
    Have a very nice day

    Best wishes

  9. After reviewing all your choices and reading each and every ingredient, I'm sticking with the squirrel I caught yesterday!

    Lily Belle

  10. All of a sudden our mom isn't hungry for breaky anymore!
    And I don't think we are either!!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  11. OMD pig lips?!!! I is scared and I does not know much about the britishes but my sister likes leaving food on her plate...

  12. BOL!!! These had The Mama laughing and laughing! She's still going on about da Krapps. I don't get it. Oh well.

    Dere's picky eaters here and I gets to have da leftovers so I is happy 'bout dat.

    Have a great day!


  13. I'll take some cheese crack. As for the rest, I don't know. But as MOM says, you never know if you won't like it if you don't try it. So I guess I will take one of each with a side or a gallon of beer.

  14. Sorry but I cann't make lunch with you today, snail staters followed by Mr Brains and Pig Lips, washed down with fish tea and another bloody water. You sure know how to spoil us!

  15. Molly, you are one very indepth detailed story hound, you did up the bestest stuff.

    Susie & Bites

  16. Well you know me and my food dilema and mom never cooking so everything you showed me i thought looked great with the exception of the pig lips..ewwwww...I also think that picture of you is beautiful!!
    stella rose

  17. Maybe it is a good thing for the YouKays.... in the YouEss we is taught to clean our plates, and as a result, all of our peoples and animals is bigger!


  18. Okay, I don't think I will be hungry for awhile. Good diet strategy! I'm nominating Snoopy's Monday Mischief post for your Share it Sunday. :)

  19. Hey Molly!
    Wow, my Mom just rolled on the floor laughing! BWAR HAR HAR. Krapps, caulk, brains, ICK and BLECH! I wouldn't touch any of that stuff. Here, I avoid anything that is a fruit or veggie. Well, except for peanut butter which I consider an entire food group all by itself! BOL Thanks for the big chuckle.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  20. The worsted thing what I ever saw was the 'surstroemming', a fermented sour baltic herring which my grandparents bought in sweden. It stunk like hell and we were not able to eat something. Think this is not food this is strategic material....btw: your picture is gorgeous!!!

  21. sponge-covered caulk is a perfect description for a twinkie! :)

  22. Excuse me. I need to take my mom outside so she can eat some grass. If you know what I mean ...

  23. We say Holy Krapps there is a fussy food nation right here in our house
    Benny & Lily

  24. Sponge-covered caulk???? Where do the marketers come up with these very unappealing names. Pickled pigs lips - hmmmm, now if there were dehydrated, they just might make some great chews for us pups.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  25. MOLLY MY DEAR! I am late, but this post is hitting me just around my lunch time! Oh dear, PIG LIPS?????? My worse food is TRIPE! BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  26. BaaaaaaWaaaaah Dave's comment CRACKS me Up.

    I tried eating a snail once. Blech.


  27. Raw Oysters! So gross!.....Don't like olives either, but at least they aren't slimy.

  28. Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS on the Holly Krap. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  29. Pig Lips? Does anyone really eat this?? Gross!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

  30. Tutu would like some of those Mr Brains!

  31. OMD...Me is speechless and that doesn't happen very often!

  32. Was just thinking the same thing Murphy! Pig Lips...speechless.

  33. Caulk is the white toothpaste-looking stuff that dad is squirting all over the cupola we're building at Crumpie's! Mom has had Twinkies before and she says they're to-die-for!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

  34. Wow! Those are some real doozies!

    Critter Alley

  35. Fish tea?!?!? I think I'll pass on that!

  36. I wanna try the KRAPPS!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!!

    And "pig's lips???" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........

    My most hated food is LIVER!

  37. My hoomin friend does not like eggs. :)

  38. Yes. They look like twinkies!
    Hmmm.... everything I eat... I like it...
    My mom?? Well... that is another story!
    Kisses and hugs

  39. AH HAHAHA! Caulk?!?!? Seriouslies? Mommy sez twinkie juice is the cause of Everything Evil. She sez anything that can cause a food item to have a 25 year shelf life has to be!!

  40. I can't believe they call Twinkies sponge-covered Caulk in England! HAH! There's truth in that advertising.