Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Lark At The Park, What A Roar!

Essex reports roaming lion. Molly The Wally Investigates!

Essex report roaming lion but was it really just a cat?


Today we bring you our mane story and with it the silly holiday season goes out with a roar. At the bank holiday weekend a report of a roaming lion caused mayhem and an extensive pawlice operation was launched in a field in Essex. Needless to say he was feline peckish so was on his way to the shopping maul. 30 pawlice officers, marksmen and two helicopters with heat seeking devices searched for hours to no avail. The search has now been tailed off and it is believed the chief suspect was none other than a Maine Coon cat called Teddy Bear. Poor old Teddy all he wanted was to go for a stroll and have a good long nap in the sun in his local field. Suddenly there are all these people running away screaming out ‘LION’! Anyone who mistakes a cat for a lion really needs to go to Specsavers. Thus the wonder that was the Essex lion passes into myth alongside ‘The Yetti’, ‘Big Foot’, The Loch Ness Monster and other such legendary creatures. 

35 comments:

  1. Wow, someone official needs a new pair of glasses fur sure!

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  2. Hi Molly,

    Great most. Love the lion!! That water looks like it would be fun to roll arounfm in.

    {{{huggies}}}....Mona

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  3. Have a Roaring good Wednesday. Love Hailey and Zaphod

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  4. ROL ROL ROL (roar out loud)!!
    Molly you are the funniest girl I know. Mom nearly fell out of the chair when she saw you in your lion wig. WTG Girlfriend
    Hugs your BFFF
    Madi

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  5. Oh poor Teddy:( have a great Wednesday, Molly!
    Cotton

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  6. Should of gone to " specksavers " bol..At least Essex can sleep well now :)
    Have a great Wednesday xx00xx

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  7. BOL BOL...Someone is seein tings!

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  8. OK,you are queen MIZ MOLLY! YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF CUTE! How you manage to eek out a witty blog post daily is beyond me. I LOVE YOUR MANE!!!!!

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  9. Poor Teddy! But just think, he created a new myth. :) Happy Wordless Wednesday! :)

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  10. BOL - the news here reported it was a pit bull that was loose! How funny!

    Sam

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  11. Teddy does look like a lion!

    Love your mane.

    Nora

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  12. I do believe that some booze was involved in the sighting. Poor Teddy.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  13. It was you, Molly! And you've let that cat take the blame!

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  14. My feline sister likes to think she is a lion. She is not fooling anyone ...

    Your pal, Pip

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  15. Poor Teddy.... But what about those poor silly people, too!!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  16. My theory is dat every buddy was drunk...hehehehe.


    Puddles

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  17. I see the Lion, I really see it!

    Great story Molly.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle

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  18. Molly, you is the punniest dog I know! And leave it to a catses to cause all the troubles, they is always up to something....

    Love,
    Reuben

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  19. We never know what to think of your stories molly they are so funny...your brain must hurt for all the work you do to make us laugh!!!
    stella rose

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  20. that's sure some excitement for the day...

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  21. Molly, you need to save that wig for Halloween - no one will ever know it is you:)

    BOL

    Woos, Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  22. How crazy!!! Love your new hairstyle!!!

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  23. hey Molly,

    BOL! Great story! I am sure that kitty-cat's ego just shot to the moon! To be mistaken as a lion is pretty impressive! You look very lion-like, and I really like how the mane matches your muzzle fur. Don't let they pawlice see you or they may think you are the runaway lion!

    Suka

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  24. That was a good one Molly! Love your picture too!

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  25. It's almost as good as the electronic cigarette fiasco except this only cost £25,000!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  26. "feline peckish", going to the "maul" you KILL ME!

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  27. BOL, Molly :)
    Happy Wednesday!
    Stewey

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  28. I read about it!
    I hope they will not confuse you too!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  29. This is a real story? It is funny. Reading your blog always makes me think back of my old days in London and England. Specsavers, yes the best place to get a new set of eyes.

    I'm back,
    Sankissjuice

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  30. The cat was named Teddy? Who gets scared of a Teddy? LOL. Hi Molly... errr Liony ^_^.

    Huggies and Cheese,

    Haopee

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  31. MOL! We're FEROCIOUS we are! Rawwwr!

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  32. Hardy Har Har! Hilarious! Luv the tongue in cheek terms ;)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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