Monday, 24 September 2012
Fog Blog, I Can See Clearly Now Says Mystic Molly!
It is the equinox, when the days and nights are of equal length. Around this time of year, many of us experience a powerful urge to rebalance arrangements and adjust our attitudes to situations that bother us. Now is a good time to look at trials and tribulations of human ownership and to develop a long term strategy that allows you to remain top dog in your household.
This sign is represented by the scales and therefore dogs who own a Libra human should remember that these creatures are lovers of beauty and elegance, YOU. They will always make you feel better for having been with them. They are very social human beings. Therefore take your human out and about with you wherever you go and you will always meet new people. New people always mean lots of praise and if you play your cards right lots of treats. Their cast of mind is usually artistic rather than intellectual so a spot of mud painting on the soft furnishing will be appreciated as would a good howling sing song. In their personal relationships they show understanding of the other persons’ points of view. Therefore make sure you put your opinion forward on any matter dear to your heart quite forcibly. State your case regarding issues such as food rationing, space management of the bed and ownership of the best chair with firm persuasion. Remember they are the sign of the scales so you can expect they will be fair if they are managed correctly. A major health threat to your human is overindulgence with food so always make sure you eat what you can when you can to help them avoid gluttony.
Finer things in life (so put in your order for foie gras and kobi beef now), sharing (which means you can take but you don’t have to give), gentleness (so be as naughty as you like as you will never get scolded) and conviviality (you will always have a full house and visitors mean treats).
Punishment (so be happy in the knowledge you can do no wrong), injustice (so play on the fact that if wronged your human will stand by you) and fashion (so you won’t have to put up with new outfits every season which means more money for toys and treats).
Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.