Thursday, 11 October 2012

Dog House Blog, Daylight Robbery!


Molly The Wally with the Police on the Park.

Bizarre objects Stolen from the Police.


After the theft of PC Bobb we thought we would have a look at some bizarre objects that have been stolen from under the very noses of our beloved constabulary. We have the case of the Northumbria force who logged the loss of £40 worth of clay pigeons and a 50pence toilet roll. Other unusual items pilfered were, a prayer mat, taken from an Essex Police station, a £45 wheelie bin, from Cumbria and an A to Z of Rochdale, from Greater Manchester. Surely the A to Z just got lost! Cornwall Police reported stolen, three teddy bears, make-up and a 13ft boat and a trailer. Also listed is the theft of ice cream, syrup and rolls belonging to the force. North Yorkshire Police had a £10 doorbell stolen. It was not clear whether the bell was unscrewed by the thief from the front door of the police station itself. Lancashire Police recorded a stolen hairbrush and a strimmer and seized alcohol were stolen, along with two cardboard cut outs of officers. In Gwent a set of blinds, tea cloths, a gas cooker and £18 worth of beer went walkabout. We didn’t realise Puddles was over here on holiday! But the creme de la creme has to be the two officers were stunned to find that an intruder had broken into their police station and helped himself to some Weetabix. Less Goldilocks more  big bear! Was he a cereal offender? Thus the loss of PC Bobb seems to be just the tip of a very large iceberg. 

43 comments:

  1. This reminds me of all the things, big or small, that got stolen from me while I was in London. Two brand new plush toys, a pillow, a box of greeting cards, some perfumes, a purse, a winter coat, shoes, and Faith In Humanity!!!! Since living in Vancouver, not,a single item stolen!

    On a more positive note, i think theft of PC Bobb is not much of a loss.muahahaha.

    Sankissjuice

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  2. Well done Molly, you seem to have this Officer under control...I can see the news:
    'New Recruit Search Hound Molly lends a paw in tracking down the stolen items'.

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  3. Those are pretty strange things to get stolen from police stations. CLAY PIGEONS?

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  4. We are lucky, no one has ever stolen anything from us.

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  5. It looks like you have a new job : police officer !
    Happy Thursday to you Molly !
    Kisses
    Iris

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  6. The things people will steal..lol Have a great day Molly xx00xx

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  7. Beer Missing?! Don't tell Puddles!

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  8. Olá, parabéns pelo blog!
    Se você puder visite este blog:
    http://morgannascimento.blogspot.com.br/
    Obrigado pela atenção

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  9. Hee hee stolen wheetabix. In the US maybe where it is tough to find, but in England why?

    urban hounds

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  10. I had to google what Weetabix is.....never heard of it before.....I don't think we have it on this side of the pond. I guess that crook just wanted a healthy breakfast!

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  11. Oh geez, Mom said they can keep the Weetabix! She had that crap as a child! Western NY is where is can be found!
    Lovies,Miss Mindy

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  12. Maybe the thief of the toilet roll had a bigger problem? I would also steal a toilet roll it's a nice toy :o)))

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  13. Oh dear, do you hear me giggling over here?

    First of all MIZ MOLLY...HOW DO YOU GET TO POSE WITH SUCH CUTE CONSTABLES??? You are always posing with the gents...it's that charm of yours dearest...you've got brains, beauty and brawn!

    My goodness, someone is on a roll...a toilet paper roll, to be exact! I HOPE THEY CATCH THE THIEF! Your sources will help hunt down the rascal, I am sure!!!

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  14. My goodness what kind of crime ridden place do you live in? Lock and dead bolt your door Miss Molly your cleverness might me next and that would be a true crime if that was stolen.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  15. Ditto to what Finn said!! Puddles would simply shrivel up without her beer and cheetos
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  16. I think the missing gnome did it!

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  17. Molly you sure do love those police officers. Have a great Thursday!

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  18. That's nutty. There are better things to steal.
    Benny & Lily

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  19. "Cereal offender" - Molly, you crack us up.

    Woos- Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  20. OMD that was funny - who knew somebody would steal cereal. OR like Clowiescorner said - maybe it was the gnome....
    Wags
    Ernie

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  21. Funny! No one should take things that don't belong to them....don't they know that isn't nice....

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  22. If there's a report of stolen bananas... I had NOTHING to do with it! Really!
    Luv,
    Dave

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  23. It's kind of like when the fire station caught fire and burned down, eh? We forget where it was but read about it in the newspaper awhile back.

    Stay on alert!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  24. FaRAdaY: I'm going on the record RIGHT NOW. I did NOT lift that toilet paper roll. Though I do have a rather nice touch with toilet paper art, if I do say so myself....

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  25. Ri bastante aqui!
    Você tem um ótimo senso de humor Molly! Adoro!

    Beijos e tenha um lindo dia!!!!

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  26. Is nothing sacred! We suppose it is the challenge :)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  27. My mom can't find her pantyhose today and Sammers hedgehog has vanished...
    stella rose

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  28. OH MY... it is a major crime spree fur SURE.

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  29. Strange things..... But whoever stole the cereal must have been hungry....or maybe it was Somedoggy...she takes lots of food stuffs.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  30. Only bad hoomins would steal ice kreem.

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  31. Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this matter!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  32. People will steal anything. In our city there was recently a story about a young man who stole a big block of cheese, but got scared and dropped it while fleeing. People are silly!

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  33. huh...I do not know anything of what you just said Molly!

    ~Mason

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  34. Molly Wally.... Voce é muito especial.
    Quero agradecer todo carinho que teve comigo e com Kippy no momento que estávamos passando por problemas e voce foi tão carinhosa com a gente.
    Sempre com palavras de amor e carinho.
    VOCE É UMA GRANDE AMIGA E NÃO QUERO PERDER NOSSA AMIZADE!!
    MUITO OBRIGADA... Que o Papai do Céu continue abençoando voce e sua família.
    AMAMOS TER SUA AMIZADE!

    Ótimo final de semana.
    Aus 1000 e Beijos 1000 com carinho das amigas do Brasil...

    KIPPY & LILLY

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  35. I'd try and find Norman if I were you.....

    Nice pick on the Officer Molly. You always get your man!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  36. Are you working with the police now??? I hope you are inocent about these events...
    You look so brave in the picture!
    Licks from Pink

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  37. Molly, We're glad to see you're helping the police solve these crimes. Surely you can sniff out the thieves! We think a consulting fee--perhaps some biscuits--is in order!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  38. Hey Molly,

    Someone stole their Ice Cream? Sure it didn't just melt away? Or maybe they forgot they'd eaten it? Tee Hee

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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