Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
An elderly couple have been busted by the police for
growing cannabis after unknowingly buying the plant from a car boot sale. The
police seized the bush as part of a drugs bust at the couple's home in Bedford
on Friday. They said it was the biggest shrub they had seen to date. That was
one hell of a weed the green thumbed oldsters managed to cultivate! The couple
was shocked to find that their carefully tended shrub was in fact a gigantic
cannabis plant. The couple had taken the pot plant home and given it pride of
place in their garden. The shrub bloomed into an enormous plant, along the
wooden fence. Wonder who grassed them up or was it planted on them? The police
then posted pictures of the plant on twitter.
We can just see the tweet, ‘Twit grows hash which the police then trash.
They were rooting out pot heads’. A police spokesman said the unnamed
embarrassed couple had asked them to remove the picture from the site. It is
not known whether the hapless pair will be charged for any drug related
offences. Pity they didn’t sell it as it would give a whole new meaning to the
words ‘Hedge Fund’. Far out man!
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