When Madagascar 3 meets Paranormal Activity 4.
It was a quiet Saturday morning in Nottingham and some parents had taken their little ones to see Madagascar 3 at the local cinema. Everyone was seated armed with fizzy drinks and pop corn and anything else you might need for a snack attack. Zoo escapees Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and Gloria the hippo are still struggling to get home to New York. What will happen to them? Will they go on a big adventure? The lights start to dim. The hall goes dark. It’s pitch black and silent. The film starts to play...........and suddenly suburban teenager Alex is showing her boyfriend Ben the tree-house, where they discover Robbie, the child from next door. Scared by Robbie's behaviour, Ben decides to install webcams around the house to film what goes on. Over the next few days, an evil presence makes itself known. Robbie's possessed mother Katie appears in the house and that night, Alex starts to levitate in her sleep.......... ! WHAT! There was apparent panic at the Saturday morning screening when 15 rated supernatural thriller Paranormal Activity 4 started playing instead of the PG family movie Madagascar 3. You couldn’t make it up, well it is Halloween. Was it the gremlins in the projector to blame we hear you ask? That would be all the kids then throwing pop corn at the ghouls and the mums hiding their eyes and shrieking like banshees. In fact only two minutes of the film was shown and there were only 25 families present at the time. The cinema has appologised and given full refunds. No un dead person was hurt in the telling of this story. I went to see Paranormal Activity 4 but they showed Madagascar 3 instead. I came out of the cinema scarred for life. I mean have you seen those paranormal critters? The ticket prices are usually the scariest part of visiting ‘Cineworld’! Nevermind it could have been a ‘Saw’ movie. Do you like spooky movies and what is your favourite?
Thank you all who have asked. I am now all well and back on hunting duty!