Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Fog Blog, I Can See Clearly Now Says Mystic Molly!

Molly The Wally does Mystic Molly.

Scorpio October 24th to November 22nd.

The sun and Saturn are in conjunction this week. This is time to sit down and face facts. Have we managed to train our humans to the best of our ability? Are there areas which can be improved upon? Do we get what we want when we want it? If not do we have to spend more time training our peoples?

This sign is represented by the Scorpion and therefore dogs who own a Scropio human should remember that they are like a volcano under a calm sea. Watchfulness is a Scorpio trait so you must practice devious behaviour at every opportunity. The mantra for a dog who gives a scorpio human a forever home is NEVER get caught.  They are also very clever so Machiavellian, sneaky, cunning and crafty attributes are a must when dealing with them. Do what you want when you want and if in doubt blame it on the cat. Solving mysteries is one of their favourite pastimes so we suggest that you keep them occupied by hiding the remote control when any detective programme is due on the television. They do make excellent friends so keep them happy and devoted by showering them with boundless puppy dog love.  Remember they are the sign of the scorpion so you be weary of a sting in the tail. A major health threat to your human is with the liver and kidneys so don’t eat all the offal your human may need some.


Truth (at all cost do the opposite), being persuasive (so make them believe any idea is their own and that you have been persuaded), being involved (so include them in any activity that won’t get you into trouble) and being busy (so regular walks and trips to the treat box is welcome).


Demeaning jobs (so don’t expect them to clear up your toys), shallow friendships (so stay loyal and show them lots of love) and flattery (so when they look like rubbish in that new outfit jump all over them to make it clear you don’t like it. Muddy paws and dog hair will get you extra brownie points)

Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.

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  1. None of us are those Scorpian dogs but we love to eat and NEVER clean up our toys, ha!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  2. BOL, My Humom's a Gemini, so I livez wiff two.BOL
    Have a great Wednesday Molly xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. Good advices !
    Have a great day, Molly !

  4. We dont usually read the newspaper horoscopes but your are great

    urban hounds

  5. THIS IS IT! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PHOTO OF MYSTIC MOLLY! teeeeeheeeee....that look, the one eye askew as if SHE is wondering if her predictions are real!

    OK, I am NOT a Scorpio, but rather, a TAURUS. I will have to wait on that one, but what do ya Madame Molly, do we make good house humans?

    HUGS TO YOU! Anita

  6. Hahaha! We like!

    Togo, Tagar & Gamby

  7. HEHE, that is great! Gotta check the Leo's.
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  8. Thanks for the advice Molly. Have a good Wednesday :)

  9. Well thank dog my mum or dad ain't a Scorpian cuz I thinks I would has my paws full with them and wouldn't gets to take nuff naps.
    And even betters...nows I not has to check their liver health...hehehe.


  10. Always educational. We don't have a Scorpio in our lives hmmmmm.

  11. Thanks human brother in law is a Scorpio. I'll have to forward your blog link to him.

    I just love your Mystic Molly head attire.
    hugs Madi your BFFF

  12. I work hard on training my bipeds, but I'm beginning to think there will always be room for improvement!

  13. OH NO! Beth is a Scorpio! HELP!

  14. Oh Mystic Molly, you just look adorable in your green hair bow! I'd better keep an eye on my daughter. She is a Scorpio!

  15. too cute. my husband is a scorpio. eek!

    (i removed the affected blog from my sidebar and i see that he's pulled his blog off-line until the malware issue can be swept clean. i think that should clear the warning at my place. thanks!)

  16. Hey Mystic Molly!
    Wow, what a great post and I'm sure the Scorpio lovers out there will find this most helpful indeed. I keep telling my peeps we need to get a cat...I don't have anyone to blame things on!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  17. Have a Happy Wednesday, my Grampy is a scorpio I will read your post to him... Thanks!!!

  18. We will watch out for any Scorpios!

    Your pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  19. Thanks Molly! My brother is under this sign. I wish I could have de-coded him when we were younger!

  20. Gosh Molly, have you thought of doing a regular horoscope for canines/their humans in a newspaper column? you'd be really good.

  21. Dear Molly,

    My person says I am a Taurus-Gemini cusp. What the heck does that mean? You clearly understand these crazy humans better than I do...


  22. Yeap, our peeps are furever,not just Christmas. Thanks Molly, good words to live by. Have a great WW Day.

    Your Spooky Furiends
    Spooky She Devil Susie & BigBite the Vampire Scottie

  23. Bawhahahha. Glad MOM is not a scorpio.

  24. Dawling Molly
    Giwst, may I say, you look divine
    Mommi is almost a scowpio. She's the one wight aftew , so i bettew pay good attenshun to yoow wondewfully clevew advice
    Smoochie kisses
    pee ess, i did not get yoow email booo hooo
    Sometimes astawire doesn't wowk and you have to send to Mommi ow Daddis

  25. Molly did you know that my MOM is a SCORPIO so now you know what my life can be like. I loves her much tho!
    stella Rose

  26. My Mom has venus in astrologist once said that that placement was common in drug addicts and nymphomaniacs...I rest my case

    Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  27. Molly, we think this is very good advice even if a dog (or his human) is not a Scorpio! We don't know when Wrigs was born and he's not telling.

    Susan and Wrigs

  28. If we was horoscoping kind of cats, we might like being Scorpios! Love Mystic Molly's attire!

  29. Amei a foto! Tá super chik hein?!
    Mãe Madame Molly! kkkkkkkk

    Beijos e tudo de bom!!!! ;)

  30. Excellent reading as always!

    Loveys Sasha

  31. Wow Mystic Mollie - you are one clever and knowledgeable pup. Great info (now I understand my cousin a bit better). I'll remember not to flatter her and see if that helps :D

  32. Very cool Molly,

    Neither of my pawrents are Scorpio's, however, they sure do need more training!! I guess I'd better up my efforts to get them into shape!! :)

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)