Wednesday, 24 October 2012
Fog Blog, I Can See Clearly Now Says Mystic Molly!
The sun and Saturn are in conjunction this week. This is time to sit down and face facts. Have we managed to train our humans to the best of our ability? Are there areas which can be improved upon? Do we get what we want when we want it? If not do we have to spend more time training our peoples?
This sign is represented by the Scorpion and therefore dogs who own a Scropio human should remember that they are like a volcano under a calm sea. Watchfulness is a Scorpio trait so you must practice devious behaviour at every opportunity. The mantra for a dog who gives a scorpio human a forever home is NEVER get caught. They are also very clever so Machiavellian, sneaky, cunning and crafty attributes are a must when dealing with them. Do what you want when you want and if in doubt blame it on the cat. Solving mysteries is one of their favourite pastimes so we suggest that you keep them occupied by hiding the remote control when any detective programme is due on the television. They do make excellent friends so keep them happy and devoted by showering them with boundless puppy dog love. Remember they are the sign of the scorpion so you be weary of a sting in the tail. A major health threat to your human is with the liver and kidneys so don’t eat all the offal your human may need some.
Truth (at all cost do the opposite), being persuasive (so make them believe any idea is their own and that you have been persuaded), being involved (so include them in any activity that won’t get you into trouble) and being busy (so regular walks and trips to the treat box is welcome).
Demeaning jobs (so don’t expect them to clear up your toys), shallow friendships (so stay loyal and show them lots of love) and flattery (so when they look like rubbish in that new outfit jump all over them to make it clear you don’t like it. Muddy paws and dog hair will get you extra brownie points)
Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.
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