Friday, 30 November 2012

A Lark In The Park, Spies R Us!

Molly The Wally Does James Bond!

British Jobcentre advertises for hitman to kill undesirables.

Bosses at an English Jobcentre were left somewhat shaken and maybe a little stirred after pranksters posted a fake advert for a James Bond style job. The advert for a 'Target Elimination Specialist' was posted on their website. It advertised for a 'hitman to kill undesirables for the Government. Staff failed to notice it was a fake. Less ‘Moonracker’ more ‘Moonfaker’! Applicants would be trained in using sniper rifles, mini-submarines and jet packs. The role would suit candidates with prior military experience, particularly in the use of sniper rifles the advert stated. It also stated that it would be an advantage to know how to leave countries by non conventional means. ‘From Russia With Dosh’, the salary for fake MI6 post was £50,000 to £60,000 with mission based bonuses for completion of the operation. We think the salary would be barely enough to maintain a James Bonds' lifestyle with all those Martinis, gadgets and sports cars. The job holder would receive all necessary equipment, including passports, special watches, jet packs, mini-submarines and a Walther PPK. This role would be appropriate for those who like their Martinis’ shaken and not stirred we are told. To apply for the role, applicants were asked to express their interest somewhere in the vicinity of the large and fake looking rock in Regents’ Park. A contact email was provided with the address as Thats’ a ‘Quantum Of Woe-llace’ for someone at the jobcentre then.

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  1. Oh yes, we saw that - it was brilliant!
    Our human brother would have been the first to apply. When he was 10 years old a relative asked him what he wanted to be when he left school and he said 'an assassin'!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  2. What a hoot!

    XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

  3. We never saw that.. I'm laughing at Dip's comment, my son would of been the xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. Well I would has done it but I not thinks you can shake beers,,,well, you can but it makes a dreadful mess.

    Rainwater...Puddles Rainwater

  5. Replies
    1. PeeS: Thank you so much for our lovely Christmas card!! It arrived this morning in the post.
      Licks & Love
      Wally & Sammy

  6. MY GOODNESS MISS M.....oh, are you "M"????? WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR? Will you have me sacked if I say? teeheee.....

  7. Love the get-up Molly....BOL. I think your martini spilled.

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

  8. you are a beautiful bond girl!!! from russia with dosh? - sounds not bad...think I should apply... I could be the next "Gold-Stinger"

  9. Miss Mollypenny? you look very suitable for a James Bond film there, Molly.
    How funny to advertise a job like that - I want to know how many people applied.

  10. We love your spy glasses you are a fab Bond girl

    urban hounds

  11. Oh really know how to use that pistol???
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  12. My Ernie thinks HE wants to apply. hehehe

  13. Heeheehee, Bites would have applied!

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

  14. LOL! The ad probably got a ton of applicants! Regents' Park must have been mobbed by people looking for the rock.

  15. I think Easy would be a great Bond Dog. What a hoot.

  16. They let the ad slip but I was reading where a young girl over there got her childs pink computer taken away for trying to load down a song. That is just twisted!
    Thank you for the Christmas Card it came yesterday. I mailed mine out over a week ago but I just sent it regular mail. Hope you get my card before Christmas.
    Thanks for the card
    Sweet William The Scot

  17. wonder how many applicants they got!

  18. Molly
    Mom said today's picture reminds her of Sophia Loren!! You Go Girlfriend
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  19. The beautiful and mysterious Bond girl; you've got us cornered now! Purrs...

  20. Sniper rifles?!?! I am so there!
    Play bows,

  21. Que loucura!!! hahaha

    Beijos e perfeito fim de semana pra você!
    Que ele seja doce *-*

  22. Our Dad loves Bond - bet he would have like to be one of the interviewers for that position:)

    Happy weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  23. Molly you look quite glam in your Bondie-girl get-up....VERY fetching. As for that job ad...if I wasn't almost 13 I would apply! I think I'm a bit long in the tooth (fang?) to be packin' a pistol but in my younger days - OH YAH!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  24. You say they "failed to catch a fake"? But if it had been real that would be ok? I would have probably missed it too...sounded pretty real.

  25. And Molly would have been the greatest Bond Girl ever!

  26. Me and Stanley better watch some of 007's movies and get caught up!

    Your Doodle Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  27. Oh boy Molly...drinking and guns...don't make me nervous! ;)

  28. Oh that's hilarious - I wonder if they got many applications? Tee Hee

    Have a fun weekend

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  29. Molly,
    You are the quintessential (big word for an Airedale) Bond girl! Move over Britt Ekland!


  30. I'd be great at learning to use a rifle :)

  31. MOL - our dad sez Allie has a license to kill...mice, that is. Does that count?

    Sammy may be out a few photos, cuz of course we're such ANGELS we can't pawticipate. MOMMY WHY R U COUGHING LIKE THAT????

  32. I'd like to send Mika there. He always thinks he is the best!


  33. How hilarious. Cannot believe they didn't notice that one before print. I wonder how many applicants they got. Bet you they were overwhelmed with wanna be James Bonds.

  34. We wonder how many people showed up in Regent's Park? The salary does seem on the low side. Jet packs and mini submarines are pretty cool perks, though!

    Susan and Wrigs