A Lark In The Park, Spies R Us!

British Jobcentre advertises for hitman to kill undesirables.

Bosses at an English Jobcentre were left somewhat shaken and maybe a little stirred after pranksters posted a fake advert for a James Bond style job. The advert for a 'Target Elimination Specialist' was posted on their website. It advertised for a 'hitman to kill undesirables for the Government. Staff failed to notice it was a fake. Less ‘Moonracker’ more ‘Moonfaker’! Applicants would be trained in using sniper rifles, mini-submarines and jet packs. The role would suit candidates with prior military experience, particularly in the use of sniper rifles the advert stated. It also stated that it would be an advantage to know how to leave countries by non conventional means. ‘From Russia With Dosh’, the salary for fake MI6 post was £50,000 to £60,000 with mission based bonuses for completion of the operation. We think the salary would be barely enough to maintain a James Bonds' lifestyle with all those Martinis, gadgets and sports cars. The job holder would receive all necessary equipment, including passports, special watches, jet packs, mini-submarines and a Walther PPK. This role would be appropriate for those who like their Martinis’ shaken and not stirred we are told. To apply for the role, applicants were asked to express their interest somewhere in the vicinity of the large and fake looking rock in Regents’ Park. A contact email was provided with the address as mi6recruitment@hotmail.com. Thats’ a ‘Quantum Of Woe-llace’ for someone at the jobcentre then.

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