Thursday 29 November 2012

Dogton Abbey Blog, Dinner Is Not A Winner & Someone’s A Sinner Episode 5!

Episode 5 Dinner Is Not A Winner & Someone’s A Sinner 1!


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The mesmeric story of your middling nobles of the empire hob-nobbing with each other in the rustic setting of Englands’ green and pleasant land.  Existing  on barely a pittance they struggle to make ends meat! Lavish meals........lobster.........caviar.........pot noodles.........shimmering porcelain ........lots of roast beef.........and huge winnebagos filled with goodies as the filming budget is paid for  by the tax payer so who cares........big horses and fast ladies. Living a harsh life on funds bigger than ‘Donald Trump toupee budget’, life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich!

The Cast!

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Lady Dribble is ready for dinner!

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The dinner table is ready but who has had all the wine and why is the chicken not cooked?

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Where is Mrs.Petmore?

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Mr.Bites wonders where is the lad......?

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Countess Clawa is not glad.........!

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Barkson is a cad.........!

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Lady Dribble is sad...........!

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Earl Grrrtham is mad.........!

And It’s all going wrong at the pad!

And Barkson has been had??????????????????????

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Don’t forget to tune in to the next rather jaw-dropping, exhilarating, mind boggling episode of rich folk doing nothing! A luminary figure arrives at Dogton Abbey! Who can it be, just wait and see?

Score this episode!

Mr.Bites lives to limp again, 148
Mr Bites shouts of BARKSON 63
Lady Dribbles’ sighs 92
Countess Clawas’ glasses of gin consumed 19
Earl Grrrtham Grrrrs 32.

If you missed any episodes of Downton Dogton Abbey just click on the link below.

Episode 4 Things Are Getting Crabby Down At The AbbeyHere!

Episode 3 Luncheon Is Served, Lady Dribble And Her Quibble Over The Nibble! Here!

Episode 2 What Is A Gal To Wear, Lady Dribble Has A Passion For Fashion? Here!

Episode 1 Lady Dribble Has A Nibble Of A Kibble! Here!

Life’s A Bitch When You Are Rich! Introduction! Here! 


  1. Molly I think there is too much alcohol clouding everyones judgment here - and most of it seems to be administered by Countess Clawa - I have my suspicions here, she's too generous with the gin. Also, could it be that the only reason a certain person is in the wine cellar is that they are spiriting away the vintage for sale on the black market? I suggest a stock take.

  2. Glad to see you got some of that wine!!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  3. Oh this is Brill! Never a dull moment here!

  4. Yay this is our favorite time of the week.
    Another superior post.
    hugs madi

  5. Oh no. It always ends when it is just getting interesting. Guess I'll have to tune in next time.

  6. WOWZERS! That was some story! AWESOME!

  7. Did someone say LOBSTER? If so, we'll be there in a New York Minute!

    Lily Belle


  8. Sorry for Lady D. is feeling sad, Mr. Bites is searching the lad, Barkson is a cad, Earl Grrrtham is mad and for wrongness at the pad - but I'm reading the story and it makes me GLAD!

  9. That chicken looked waaaaaay under!!! *BOL*
    Wally & Sammy

  10. If no one wants that chicken, send it here - ours got destroyed by some Jaws of Steel, and we could use it to restock the pantry.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  11. Oh Molly, that chicken looks fine to me, I LOVE raw chicken *wag wag wag*

  12. I heard it was actually Mrs. Master who drank all the wine but I'm anxious to see what happens next week.


  13. Never a dull moment!

  14. Chicken looks a bit dry to me.

  15. That chicken's all dressed and ready to be nommed! :)

  16. The complications of these aristocratic households!
    Can't wait for the next episode, who can it be, hmmmm.....
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  17. have a confession. When I first saw this little series you do I thought you cleverly thought it up and modeled the drama after a regular ol' soap opera. Then I was watching channel 9 the other day and they were talking about a popular (British I think?) show called Downtown Abbey. They showed a few clips and it looked pretty interesting. I still think you are clever but now realize this must be a parody on that show. I know...silly Americans! It's probably THE most popular show over there. Ha, ha.

  18. Oh boy, the suspense, BOL
    Benny & Lily

  19. But ... but ... what happens next?!?! I can't WAIT!
    Play bows,

  20. Man that place is a mess.

    Your Pals
    Susie & The real Mr. Bites

  21. MY DARLING FRIENDS! I MISSED YOU THIS MORNING! Oh dear, I hate to miss any episodes of DOGTON ABBY! YOU ARE THE BEST MIZ MOLLY! Love that sexy look into the camera with the eyes half-shut! teehee

  22. Can't wait to find out what happens next among the upper crust!

    Critter Alley

  23. The chicken looked fine to us! BTW, thank you for your card, we received it yesterday. Mom really did get on the ball and mailed out most of our cards today so it is on the way to you!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  24. oh MY! The drama in these families! Allie is totally jealous of it all!

  25. Roxy's droolin' over that chicken. She recently chewed her's up.

    Your Christmas card arrived today....Thank you!

    XXXOO) Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  26. Wow, the chicken looks scrummy Molly.. You are so funny, hope you haven't got a headache, wiff all that booze..BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  27. Hahaha. Omigosh you has made Mummy laugh so much she fell of the wobbly compawter chair!

    Great story!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

  28. Such a complicated tale--it has a lot of tongues (and tails) wagging!

    Susan and Wrigs