DOWNTON ABBEY? MOLLY THE WALLY DOES DOGTON ABBEY.
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The mesmeric story of your middling nobles
of the empire hob-nobbing with each other in the rustic setting of Englands’
green and pleasant land. Existing on barely a pittance they struggle to make ends meat! Lavish meals........lobster.........caviar.........pot noodles.........shimmering
porcelain ........lots of roast beef.........and huge winnebagos filled with
goodies as the filming budget is paid for
by the tax payer so who cares........big hats............fast horses and
fast ladies. Living a harsh life on funds bigger than ‘Donald Trump toupee
budget’, life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich!
The Cast!
Episode 5 Dinner Is
Not A Winner & Someone’s A Sinner!
Lady Dribble is ready for dinner!
The dinner table is ready but who has
had all the wine and why is the chicken not cooked?
Where is Mrs.Petmore?
Mr.Bites wonders where is the lad......?
Countess Clawa is not glad.........!
Barkson is a cad.........!
Earl Grrrtham is mad.........!
And It’s all going wrong at the pad!
And Barkson has been had??????????????????????
Don’t forget to tune in to the next rather jaw-dropping, exhilarating,
mind boggling episode of rich folk doing nothing! A luminary figure arrives at
Dogton Abbey! Who can it be, just wait and see?
Score this episode!
Mr.Bites lives to limp again, 148
Mr Bites shouts of BARKSON 63
Lady Dribbles’ sighs 92
Countess Clawas’ glasses of gin consumed 19
Earl Grrrtham Grrrrs 32.
If you missed any episodes of Downton Dogton Abbey just
click on the link below.
Episode 4 Things Are
Getting Crabby Down At The Abbey! Here!
Episode 3 Luncheon Is Served, Lady Dribble And
Her Quibble Over The Nibble! Here!
Episode
2 What Is A Gal To Wear, Lady Dribble Has A Passion For Fashion? Here!
Episode 1 Lady Dribble Has A Nibble Of A
Kibble! Here!
Life’s A Bitch When
You Are Rich! Introduction! Here!
Uh-oh!
ReplyDeleteMolly I think there is too much alcohol clouding everyones judgment here - and most of it seems to be administered by Countess Clawa - I have my suspicions here, she's too generous with the gin. Also, could it be that the only reason a certain person is in the wine cellar is that they are spiriting away the vintage for sale on the black market? I suggest a stock take.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you got some of that wine!!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Oh this is Brill! Never a dull moment here!
ReplyDeleteYay this is our favorite time of the week.
ReplyDeleteAnother superior post.
hugs madi
Oh no. It always ends when it is just getting interesting. Guess I'll have to tune in next time.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
WOWZERS! That was some story! AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteDid someone say LOBSTER? If so, we'll be there in a New York Minute!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle
ReplyDeleteSorry for Lady D. is feeling sad, Mr. Bites is searching the lad, Barkson is a cad, Earl Grrrtham is mad and for wrongness at the pad - but I'm reading the story and it makes me GLAD!
That chicken looked waaaaaay under done...like...rubber!!! *BOL*
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
If no one wants that chicken, send it here - ours got destroyed by some Jaws of Steel, and we could use it to restock the pantry.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh Molly, that chicken looks fine to me, I LOVE raw chicken *wag wag wag*
ReplyDeleteOh how regal! Happy Thursday!
ReplyDeleteI heard it was actually Mrs. Master who drank all the wine but I'm anxious to see what happens next week.
ReplyDeleteNora
Never a dull moment!
ReplyDeleteChicken looks a bit dry to me.
ReplyDeleteThat chicken's all dressed and ready to be nommed! :)
ReplyDeleteThe complications of these aristocratic households!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the next episode, who can it be, hmmmm.....
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
OK...so have a confession. When I first saw this little series you do I thought you cleverly thought it up and modeled the drama after a regular ol' soap opera. Then I was watching channel 9 the other day and they were talking about a popular (British I think?) show called Downtown Abbey. They showed a few clips and it looked pretty interesting. I still think you are clever but now realize this must be a parody on that show. I know...silly Americans! It's probably THE most popular show over there. Ha, ha.
ReplyDeleteOh boy, the suspense, BOL
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
But ... but ... what happens next?!?! I can't WAIT!
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
Man that place is a mess.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals
Susie & The real Mr. Bites
MY DARLING FRIENDS! I MISSED YOU THIS MORNING! Oh dear, I hate to miss any episodes of DOGTON ABBY! YOU ARE THE BEST MIZ MOLLY! Love that sexy look into the camera with the eyes half-shut! teehee
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to find out what happens next among the upper crust!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
Oh the suspense!
ReplyDeleteThe chicken looked fine to us! BTW, thank you for your card, we received it yesterday. Mom really did get on the ball and mailed out most of our cards today so it is on the way to you!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
oh MY! The drama in these families! Allie is totally jealous of it all!
ReplyDeleteRoxy's droolin' over that chicken. She recently chewed her's up.
ReplyDeleteYour Christmas card arrived today....Thank you!
XXXOO) Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Wow, the chicken looks scrummy Molly.. You are so funny, hope you haven't got a headache, wiff all that booze..BOL xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
That was some cra-zee rhyming!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Omigosh you has made Mummy laugh so much she fell of the wobbly compawter chair!
ReplyDeleteGreat story!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
I wouldn't say no to the chicken BOL
ReplyDeleteSuch a complicated tale--it has a lot of tongues (and tails) wagging!
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs