Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Are you an extreme fashion planner? Men are constantly moaning
that women spend far too long getting ready for that big night out. However a
new study states that it is not a matter of minutes or hours that women spent
preparing but days.Apparently women
start preparing their big night outfits as early as 1.35pm on a Wednesday
afternoon. The incredible amount of forethought,
deliberation and consideration women put into which outfit, the shoes and the accessories
is not stuff of legend. We say finding the right shoes has to be the greatest feet imaginable. The precision and planning typically requires over ten text
messages, three emails, five phone calls, eight posts on Facebook and three
tweets. Do social media users wear Tweet jackets? Nearly two hours is spent
online researching outfits, venues and even the weather it has been revealed.
On the night itself, women start getting ready at 5.50pm and will dedicate at
least two hours to preen and perfect their look. It's no wonder it's a lengthy
process, with the average woman trying on at least three different outfits.
You’d never catch us fretting over what to wear, roadkill or poop? Decisions,
decisions, decisions, oh the dilemma to stink in pink or to wear pooh in blue! Are you an extreme fashion planner?