Thursday, 8 November 2012

Flog It Blog It, Top Ten Bizarre Christmas Gifts For All The Family.


Molly The Wally does a spot of knitting.

Molly The Wallys' Top Ten Bizarre Christmas Gift Selection For All The Family.

With Christmas just round the corner we thought we’d have a look at some unusual gifts you might want to buy your loved ones this year.


Fancy a bit of espionage? How about the Spy kite? Here is a little gadget for those who have a desperate need to spy on their neighbours. A must have for those covert operations. Great for spying on your humans too.


Why not place your iPod into old Ludvig Van Beethovens’ forehead and listen to the latest and greatest tunes from Lady Ga Ga spew forth from its; speakers. Less Beethoven more beathoven! One for Dogton Abbey methinks.


A must the man in your life is the Wenger giant Swiss army knife. Featuring 85 tools with more than 100 functions and weighing in at 1.2kilos it will sit nicely in any pocket.  At a price of $1000, it's probably will ‘because he’s worth it’. 



Space, the final frontier or is it pizza with this Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter. Go on a five-year mission to explore strange new pizzas, seeking out new toppings, new cheeses, to boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before! Perfect for battling Klingons as well!  


No not klingons again! Not to be sniffed at is the Nose Gel Dispenser. It comes with 150mls of snot green shower gel and would be a real talking point in any bathroom. Don’t turn your nose up on this you know it makes scents!


How about a bit of Spy Tech in your pocket? Try these retro style hollow spy coins. Each coin is precision hand milled to create a secret compartment inside. Once closed, it's virtually impossible to distinguish these spy coins from a regular coin. Store all your secrets like a micro SD card. All those mega gigs of important data in a coin! Then end up spending it by mistake! We can then send out James Bond to retrieve it before it ends up in enemy hands.


What about the Toilet mug? For any us who have humans who don’t understand the pleasure of drinking from the toilet bowl just buy them one of these. If the toilet mug gets discoloured with use, the yellowish-brown stains will only add to its appeal.


Are you wondering what to do with all that free space on your kitchen counter? Why not clutter it up with a Bagel Cutter. Tired of slicing your own bagels well here is the answer to your prayers. With surgical grade steel blades, it will cut your bagels as quickly and as efficiently as Madame La Guillotine did of the French aristocracy.


A perfect gift for dog owners and poop enthusiasts is the Power Pooper Scooper. 87 Gazillion times more efficient at picking up dog poop as a bag you will be picking up mess with precision speed and on a industrial scale. Plus there is a blow function which makes a great gift those of us with a sense of mischief.


Lastly we bring you the Roadkill Pet Toy. You can choose a hedgehog splattered by a road hog or a rabbit that got caught in the headlights. Each squished squashy stuffy comes with guts you can pull out through concealed zips, a toe tag, death certificate, body bag and ‘I Love Roadkill’ bumper sticker. Brilliant! Our favourite is Smudge The Squirrel but also available is Splodge the hedgehog, Twitch the raccoon and Grind the rabbit.

All available on various shops on the inter-webular highway and the toys at http://www.roadkilltoys.com/. Have fun shopping.

We got another award from the handsome Mason Big Stinky Dog we say a heart felt thank you and we have popped it on our awards page with pride.











44 comments:

  1. I like the look of the squirrel!!

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  2. Love the toilet cup, would have to go for the road kill though.That's what all our toys look like..lol Have a great day Molly, so behind with everything.Will catch up later :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Love the roadkill toy - my cat would love to play with the guts. Did I say cat! the games up - she's the closest I could get to having a dog - the men won't let me have a dog you see - this old cat comes for walks and acts like a dog - she does her best.

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  4. Hmmm... I don't think I will be getting any of those for anyone on my list.

    Sam

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  5. It's a toss up between the um, gel dispenser and the hollow coins. I think both: start my day washing with the green stuff, then go out and spend coins that have my secrets buried within!

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  6. MOLLY DARLIN', where ON EARTH do you dig up all these ideas??????

    THAT COFFEE MUG AND NOSE SOAP DISPENSER ARE JUST THE BEST!!!!!!!!!! You crack me up....

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  7. Molly, what would I do without your posts? We love reading them and all the interesting things you include - and boy has this one given us some ideas - that army knife looks fantastic and the roadkill toy - I'm well known for destroying stuffies in seconds so I think that would be an ideal treat for me for Xmas!

    Woof

    Groucho

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  8. We aren't sure what to think of that Nose Gel Dispenser but Mommy's face is all "eeeewwwwww'. LOL.

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  9. Wowzers! I don't know which one to buy first! Maybe the road kill, for me! BOL!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  10. You found some really GREAT items....While not a Trekkie myself (although I did watch the original series on TV as a kid, I think my favorite is the Pizza Cutter. Cute and a good conversation starter!

    My office actually has that bagel cutter in each kitchen. They provide us w/ bagels every morning and don't want to see any of their workers lose a finger to cutting open their breakfast! It works great!

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  11. Okay...this is just what i needed to do my shopping. Lol

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  12. Molly so do you plan to make a scarf or a fancy bonnet with your yarn.

    Mom would love to have that Wenger Swiss Pocket knife for my sissy's hubby....but no way Jose would she ever ever ever drink her coffee out of the toilet.
    MOL
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  13. Nossa! Quantos presentes bizarros!
    Eu não sei qual deles seria o pior, mas com toda certeza eu não ia gostar nada, nada de tomar café em uma privada ou tomar banho com um gel que sai de um nariz!

    Beijos Molly e lindo dia!!!

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  14. I make my own road kill of my stuffies at half the price.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  15. BOL - we want those roadkill toys too so we can kill them again.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  16. i'm laughing at the mega swiss army knife! love it!

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  17. Love the nose! I will be putting that on my Christmas list!

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  18. Sure is too bad I don't have $1,000 to spend on Master. He really likes tools.

    Nora

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  19. I really like the roadkill toy but I fear that my brother Stanley, AKA Dr. Destruction, would tear it apart. (He just de-stuffed another one of my toys this morning.)

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  20. I could think of a few people who would like that Pizza Cutter.

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  21. These gifts are so good! Who doesn't need a Nose gel dispenser????? But the Power Pooper Scooper is very interesting, my brother Barum is a poop machine...
    Licks from Pink

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  22. Ok, for real, if my husband sees that swiss army knife, he will totally want one!

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  23. Someone gave our biped one of those bagel guillotine things! Dad won't let mom use it because he's afraid of what it might do to her fingers!
    Play bows,
    zim

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  24. OMG these really had me laughing out loud. My two favorites? The nose dispenser and the pooper scooper. That could come in handy as a weapon! I wonder if poop hurts when it hits you after it's been shot from a blower? he he he

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  25. those are some weird weird gifts..maybe i should get sammer that roadkill toy cos he sure is rough on mine!
    stella rose

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  26. They are definitely gifts for the boys! Our human brothers would love some of those - specially that swiss army knife, ha! We like the roadkill pet :)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  27. Some people have more money than sense!

    XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

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  28. These are some pretty strange gifts but that giant swiss army knife looks like it must double as a torture device!

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  29. I can't get past that "Nose" gift lol and the drinking the coffee out of the toilet bowl. I drink so much coffee that maybe I NEED to drink it out of a toilet bowl!

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  30. Hilarious.Brightened my day!
    Brad

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  31. Hehehehehe! Great ideas. Snotty shampoo is our fav! Lee and Phod

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  32. LOVE the toilet mug! Hilarious. This has put some great Christmas ideas in mind ;)

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  33. We can't imagine our mom drinking her coffee out of a toilet mug! haha

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  34. Haha, that giant nose is just kinda gross!

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  35. Howdy Molly, what a fab range of pressies. We want to get mum the toilet mug cause its just gross and we want to get our human siblings the nose dispenser cause it just so freakin funny. Thanks for giving us a laugh. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  36. OMD, I know someone who would LOVE the Star Trek pizza cutter! You're a shopping genius!
    Maggie and Duke can make any toy look like the roadkill toy in 15 minutes max. :)

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  37. Who seriously buys that pocket knife for that much money?!

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  38. Mommy is full of mischief so she will be checking into the power pooper scooper, thanks Molly.

    Loveys Sasha

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  39. Hee that pizza cutter is a good choice for our mom but it does seem a little much

    urban hounds

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  40. These are hilarious. Can't decide which I like the best but the toilet mug is making quite an impression. Yellow stains add to its' appeal - well really!!!

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  41. OMD. I just checked. There actually is a roadkilltoys store BOL! Mom's bookmarked it for my Christmas Stocking :O Guess I'll bookmark that nose 'gel' dispenser for hers ;P Hardy Har Har.

    Thanks for the unlimited laughs my furiend! :D

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  42. We want to get Mum all of these!

    Slobbers

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