Thursday, 8 November 2012
Flog It Blog It, Top Ten Bizarre Christmas Gifts For All The Family.
With Christmas just round the corner we thought we’d have a look at some unusual gifts you might want to buy your loved ones this year.
Fancy a bit of espionage? How about the Spy kite? Here is a little gadget for those who have a desperate need to spy on their neighbours. A must have for those covert operations. Great for spying on your humans too.
Why not place your iPod into old Ludvig Van Beethovens’ forehead and listen to the latest and greatest tunes from Lady Ga Ga spew forth from its; speakers. Less Beethoven more beathoven! One for Dogton Abbey methinks.
A must the man in your life is the Wenger giant Swiss army knife. Featuring 85 tools with more than 100 functions and weighing in at 1.2kilos it will sit nicely in any pocket. At a price of $1000, it's probably will ‘because he’s worth it’.
Space, the final frontier or is it pizza with this Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter. Go on a five-year mission to explore strange new pizzas, seeking out new toppings, new cheeses, to boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before! Perfect for battling Klingons as well!
No not klingons again! Not to be sniffed at is the Nose Gel Dispenser. It comes with 150mls of
snot green shower gel and would be a real
talking point in any bathroom. Don’t turn your nose up on this you know it
How about a bit of Spy Tech in your pocket? Try these retro style hollow spy coins. Each coin is precision hand milled to create a secret compartment inside. Once closed, it's virtually impossible to distinguish these spy coins from a regular coin. Store all your secrets like a micro SD card. All those mega gigs of important data in a coin! Then end up spending it by mistake! We can then send out James Bond to retrieve it before it ends up in enemy hands.
What about the Toilet mug? For any us who have humans who don’t understand the pleasure of drinking from the toilet bowl just buy them one of these. If the toilet mug gets discoloured with use, the yellowish-brown stains will only add to its appeal.
Are you wondering what to do with all that free space on your kitchen counter? Why not clutter it up with a Bagel Cutter. Tired of slicing your own bagels well here is the answer to your prayers. With surgical grade steel blades, it will cut your bagels as quickly and as efficiently as Madame La Guillotine did of the French aristocracy.
A perfect gift for dog owners and poop enthusiasts is the Power Pooper Scooper. 87 Gazillion times more efficient at picking up dog poop as a bag you will be picking up mess with precision speed and on a industrial scale. Plus there is a blow function which makes a great gift those of us with a sense of mischief.
Lastly we bring you the Roadkill Pet Toy. You can choose a hedgehog splattered by a road hog or a rabbit that got caught in the headlights. Each squished squashy stuffy comes with guts you can pull out through concealed zips, a toe tag, death certificate, body bag and ‘I Love Roadkill’ bumper sticker. Brilliant! Our favourite is Smudge The Squirrel but also available is Splodge the hedgehog, Twitch the raccoon and Grind the rabbit.
All available on various shops on the inter-webular highway and the toys at http://www.roadkilltoys.com/. Have fun shopping.
We got another award from the handsome Mason Big Stinky Dog we say a heart felt thank you and we have popped it on our awards page with pride.