Friday 23 November 2012

Dog House Blog, Sweat It Out For Christmas!


Molly The Wallys’ Top Ten Ghastly Christmas Jumpers!

Molly The Wallys’ Top Ten Ghastly Christmas Jumpers!


Start singing ‘Magic Moments’!

Warning ugly sweater alert! Jumpers that make you jump for woe!


Oh deer me! I'd better buck up and get on with it. You’d better rein in Aunty and her knitting needles or you’ll be locking horns over this creation. If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?  At a re-tail store.


This one is just taking the piste, if you get my drift. All white then it is s-now joke. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobia!


Earlier we took a tad poll and we think it’s a frog. A hideous jumping jumper, I toad you so. What is green, covered with tinsel and says, “Rabbit, rabbit?” A mistle-toad.


No-bama! Nothing more to say but Oh-bummer! Who makes toy guitars and sings, “Blue Christmas?” Elfis.


With this one less Santa-clause more Santa far! What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.


You can spruce yourself up with this delight. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common? They both drop their needles.


Less ho ho ho more ha ha ha! What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs? Anything you want. He can’t hear you, anyway.



And who says the French have good taste? Not Noel but more no-hell! What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!


Get a ribbing with this ribbon creation. What does a reindeer say before telling a joke? This one will sleigh you!



Less flamingo more flaming-go and hide with this one. Where does Santa hide the presents he’s giving to Mrs. Claus? In the clauset. Do you have any ghastly jumpers in your clauset?


 We know you so want to knit one of those! We hope those of you across the pond had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

37 comments:

  1. Those sweaters are not thaaaaaat bad... I guess it'd be okay for a 5-year-old :)
    Cotton

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  2. Holy Moly Molly...that is a...special collection of sweaters!
    Wally & Sammy

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  3. Singing "Magic Moments" definitely helped get through those sweaters. My favorite is the pink flamingos, I think because it reminds me of the pink floozy that Freddie has and holds so dear to his heart! LOL!

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  4. where can I buy the Grinch-Sweater? want it for my dad :o) Have a wonderful friday and don't forget to wear a sweater ;o)

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  5. The sad thing is, I know a lady who has worn sweaters just like that...

    Sam

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  6. Wow, those truly are some ugly sweaters! I hope none of them end up under my tree!

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  7. Those are some pretty bad ones!!!

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  8. Hi Molly, Knit one pearl one, I've seen some ugly sweaters but that takes the yarn....thank god there are no doggie christmas patterns out there...just think of all those horrible creations our humans could come up with! I'm off to the gardens to bury the knitting needles.

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  9. We love those Christmas sweaters, as long as we don't have to wear them. We will miss you Molly! lee and Phod

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  10. There will be quite a few people wearing those ugly jumpers..So sad..lol
    Have a great Furiday Molly xxx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  11. Okay ... Aunty Katie does like one or two of those decked-out holiday sweaters [let's keep that little bit of info to ourselves, please].

    We had a lovely turkey day and thank you so much for your wishes.

    Have a great day - Katie
    www.westiejulep.blogspot.com

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  12. your jokes are funnier than anything I ever got out of a Christmas cracker! you cracked me up! What a great post - very funny. No sweaters but I do have a purple and lime green spotted rain coat which makes me look like a clown.

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  13. Molly, Molly, Molly..... We just can't stop laughing again this morning after reading this. Mommy's eyes are watering and her belly is jiggling from the laughter. Tho we did kind of like the pink flamingo sweater with the mink trimmed collar :)

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  14. My Mom has one nice Christmas sweater. Yours really take the cake for ugly though, specially the ribbon one! BOL!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  15. We wouldn't be caught dead in any of your sweaters! YUK!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  16. i think the grinch one is too cute! :)

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  17. OH MY DOGS...Molly the two leggers have no shame when it comes to clothing. Thank goodness we're always fashionable in our furs.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  18. Hey Molly,

    What are you doing? My Mum hasn't even thought of putting me in a ridiculous sweater for Christmas YET - let's not give her any silly ideas, right?! :)

    Wags to all

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  19. Woof! Woof! Oh my ... Golden Thanks for the LAUGHS. Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  20. Oh Golly Miz Molly....you are making me belt out some laughs here........what can I say but that I want to meet you one day. DANG I GOTTA GET OVER TO LONDON!

    You are too much. Your humor just hits me RIGHT! HIDEOUS CREATIONS INDEED, BRILLIANT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anita

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  21. Oooooh...we are doing an ugly Christmas sweater theme this year at our family Christmas. I would be honored to wear any of those human sweaters at our party but especially like the peeking snowman and the Obama one. Wait...where did you get those pictures? Are those in your closet?? Ha, ha.

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  22. Hey Molly,
    Oh my, i've never seen so ugly sweaters!! haha :)
    Have a nice day.
    Woof, woof,

    Chicco

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  23. Those jumpers have put us right off our breakfast!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  24. Yes, you have found some pretty ugly Christmas sweaters!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  25. OK, had to stop looking at the uglies and just read the jokes, Thanks for the laughs.

    Your Furiends
    Susie & Bites

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  26. Not I...but I know a few peeps who do and they bring them out next month....LOL
    Ron and SOphie

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  27. Those sweaters should come with a warning!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  28. Adorei seu óculos! hehehe
    Em relação as blusas... tem umas bem esquisitas hein?! kkkkk
    Acho que não usaria nenhuma dessas!!!!

    Beijos e maravilhoso final de semana!

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  29. Oh those were truly hideous. I think Mom owns a couple

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  30. Wow, Molly! Those are pretty dreadful! That green creature against the red plaid background looks like the Grinch. The President Obama sweater? I have no words... (neither does Wrigs).

    Susan and Wrigs

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  31. So creative...fantastic colors...Love it...

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  32. Holy cow!!! The creators of those sweaters were ... over creative!

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  33. Those are some ugly sweaters! Great for ugly sweater day over here in the states.

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  34. Wow . . . Those are certainly shocking. Is it terrible that Mummy kind of liked the snowman one?! Yes, whee think she needs theraphy to improve her Pigmass celebrations taste!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

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  35. Yikes those are really bad. My eyes. My eyes.

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