Celebrating the 50th Anniversary of 007, Having Some Fun With Bond, James Bond.
Q: What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Ask the blokes what is the best Bond gadget and you may get Ursula Andress' bikini by a mile and if it was self-removing Q should get a knighthood.
The girl said "whats wrong, is your date late"
James said "No, I have just got a new watch which tells me about the girl sitting next to me"
The girl said "so what does it tell you about me?"
The girl said "Well I am"
James said "Sorry Love - this must be an hour fast.