Tuesday 4 December 2012

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Molly The Wally Has A Letter From Santa!

Molly The Wally Has A Letter From Santa!

Date, Today


Santa (Claws) Claus
North Pole.

Dear Molly,

I received your letter addressed to ‘Big Fat Ho Ho Ho Man’.  Firstly as I have manners I will take this opportunity to say thank you Molly. Did you notice that yesterday there were no squirrels in the park? Were the trees empty? Was it strangely quiet? Well I and my trusty reindeer made a pit stop over at yours and with aid of a few peanuts we gathered up your residents and they are now happily working in my grotto safe from your snapping jaws.

Don't worry about coming over and biting my ankles because I ain't coming down your chimney ever again. If you find a piece of coal this year, you had better stop and pick it up, because that is about all you are going to get for Christmas. Your mom will be buying you kibbles-lite all the way up to next Thanksgiving.

Bad? You want BAD? I'll show you!

Chapice!

And I know you were very naughty. Wanna How?

Sing to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town!’

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better look out,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is watching your home.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file,
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is watching your home.

He hears you in the kitchen,
Snoops on you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is watching your home.

 This year Molly you will be getting an extra large bag of kibble-lite and no squirrels and no treats. 


Yours ‘Big Fat (NOT) Ho Ho Ho Man In Red’

Santa!

50 comments:

  1. OMD Molly, you'd better watch out! This Big Fat Ho Ho Ho Man In Red sounds like a creeper!
    Cotton

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  2. Uh oh Molly, I think you have upset the big guy in red. That is not a good thing to do this close to Christmas. If it helps we have lots of extra squirrels and will be very happy to ship you a box full.

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Georgia & Adam

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  3. Oh no!
    Bad Santa, bad, bad Santa!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  4. At least you have a chimney in your house Molly....I had to get my humans to explain that one to me!

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  5. Oh oh oh. Do you think it's too late to get in the confession box?

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  6. Oh...my...Dog...what have you done Molly?!?!
    Wally & Sammy

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  7. ... maybe the letter is a fake and written by the Grinch? I'm sure you will get presents and squirrels too ;o) cool song ... better than the "last christmas..." BOL

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  8. I think you've done it now Molly! Now whatcha gonna do?

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  9. Oh, boy! Now you've done it, Molly! You really pissed off the big red elf!

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  10. Um, Oh dear......arn't you a bit worried about this? I sure would be!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  11. You are in serious trouble now! Better make some cookies....fast!

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  12. WOW Molly you really made Santa mad.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  13. Oh Molly you best mind your p's and q's....Santa is everywhere, he is everywhere.
    I tell you one thing I'm just going to order a bucket of coal 'cause I don't think I can be good for 21 days.
    Thank you for the very pretty Christmas card. We have never seen such a thin card and envelope
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  14. Oh no, oh dear, oh no! You're blacklisted now, Molly! Try to do something, anything, I'm sure you can make it!

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  15. WOOOOOO! IT DOES NOT PAY TO RUFFLE SANTA'S FUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh Molly dearest, you are a good girl in my book. You look so sad! I know your mum will sneak in a bag of REAL treats for you, I KNOW IT!! teeheeee.....

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  16. Oh no! Molly, that's terrible! Is there anything you can do to get back in Santa's good graces? Let's hope the humans come through for you with toys and treats!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  17. uh-oh hahahaha sounds like a bad santa to us! Hope you have been a good girl :)

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  18. Ut-oh, you're in TRUBBLE now!!! HAAAA

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  19. Molly, how could you write to Santa, calling him the fat ho ho man in red, I reckon you've been black balled this year. No prizes for guessing what coming your way this Christmas a BIG FAT ZERO, you'd better blame it on the cat next door!

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  20. uh oh! things are getting serious!

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  21. OH MOLLY... WE think that your NICE Letter to Santa Paws... was STOLEN by SQUIRRELS and that THEY Surely MUST have Written a NASTY one and sent it to him IN YOUR NAME.

    LISSEN UP SANTA PAWS.... THAT letter was NOT from OUR BELOVED MOLLY the Wally!! It was sent to you by ImPAWsters. Molly is Wonderful and sweet and kind and well behaved... She DESERVES MANY MANY treats and stuffies and FULL FLAVORED FOODS. Your OBEDIENT Servants ,,, Frankie Furter and Ernie

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  22. Oh no! I have never seen Santa this way before.... Your letter must not have went over very well....

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  23. Molly, are you a reindeer? Or a reindog? You are too cute!

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  24. OH NO! You'd better write an apology note.

    Nora

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  25. Sorry Molly, we are turning you in
    Benny & Lily

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  26. OH NO, it sounds like The Big Fat Man in Red (less, Ho Ho Ho) has your numder, and Christmas will be a bummer (Oh a Mollyism).

    Your Pals Susie & Bites

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  27. Well Molly I can't say I didn't warn u right? But you know what today I feeling a little bit on the pissy/angry side myself so just blow santa a big ole raspberry cos I know you have a heart of gold and I know you will get lots of presents...I just know. Anyway, maybe the mean squirrels wrote that and not you cos it just doesn't seem like you, unless....are you taking any new med's molly?
    stella rose

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  28. UH OH, Dat Santa Paws sounds aaaaangry!
    Better send him an apology letter? Kibbles-lite does not sound delicious...

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  29. Tehehe. Oh dear! Our Mummy is laughing so much she might not be able to help us write our (very politely worded) letters to Santa Paws!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

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  30. We knew mentioning his weight was a mistake. Can you blame the squirrels or cats for forging that letter?

    XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

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  31. Oh dear, Molly. This is serious. I had a feeling it would come to this...

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  32. Oh no Molly, an a big bag of extra light kibble..Want to come in my confession box ..BOL xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  33. É Molly, agora a coisa ficou séria! hahaha

    Beijos e tudo de bom *-*

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  34. Love the photo and cant see why Santa is angry (everyone knows he is chubby and whats wrong with that!) , those squirrels where naughty to forge the letter. Paws crossed you dont get kibble light. An apology letter and maybe a cookie to Santa is in order

    urban hounds

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  35. Ruh-roh! Never insult a pleasingly plump man (or woman).

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  36. OMD Molly, it sounds like maybe you need a restraining order on Santy Claws! Loved your poem!!

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  37. Oh no Molly, has there been some sort of misunderstanding between you and Santa Paws? No worries, we will straighten it out for you when we see him tomorrow. BUTT, if we can fix this you gotta toe the line until after Christmas.

    Your Got-Yer-Back Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  38. Not Molly! She is way to cute to be bad Santa. And I mean really? Squirrels to slave away in your toy sweat shop? Too cheap to pay elf wages? You yourself should be ashamed Santa. ha, ha.

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  39. No way that's Santa, that's a poison pen letter. Santa would never be so mean - all the little children would cry if they thought he could be mean to a little doggy - you take no notice Molly - I think you will get your pressies even if you are a tiny bit naughty sometimes. betty x

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  40. Oh no! Did somedoggy hack your blog and frame you with that nasty letter!

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  41. OMD Molly! That really bites! You can have some of my squirrels my furiend :) Santa's suppose to be nice no matter what - I'm thinkin you sent your letter to one of those rent-a-santas. Yap, no worries my furiend. The real Santa didn't receive your um er un-editted letter. He'll be stuffin himself down your chimney just like always I'm sure :)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

    PeeS: I got your card! :D :D :D Thank you for thinkin of me! I LUV it! :D

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  42. Uh oh! I think it's time to suck up to Santa now Molly! There is still time. :)

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  43. Oh no! He's taken ALL the squirrels? It sounds like slave labour - I'm sure the squirrels would be happier running around with you hot on their tails!

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  44. UH OH MOlly I think you've been sabotaged by evil birds (or in your case squirrels!)

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  45. Oh no Molly! I warned you about being Bad! This is terrible! You don't think Santa knows I'm friends with you, does he? Is he going to do the same thing to me? I'm going to be extra-Good from now on!!

    I think it's diet kibble again for you this year, dog-friend.

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  46. Oh Molly I hope Big Fat Ho Ho Ho comes around and brings back your squirrels to the park. What a meanie.

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  47. Oh no Molly. You have been busted!

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  48. OMD! Molly I think it was a mistake, I'm sure you're a good girl! Chritmas is so close and Santa is already tired! I'm sending you a thousand squirrels...and some kibbles!
    Licks from Pink

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  49. Molly-
    You gotta find a better Santa...that one is MEAN!!
    We found one that forgives just about everything...keep looking, there has got to be a Santa that is sight and hearing impaired and really likes naughty dogs :D

    Wyatt

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