Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Dog House Blog, Dog-Eared Determination!


Molly The Wally The Reporter!


PD Peach gives a statement but the only problem is, PD Peach a dog!




We dedicate this post to our new officer in Blogville Officer Bites who can be found over Here!

Police dog handlers are all too aware of how crucial their four-legged colleagues are in the investigation of many crimes. However over in the West Midlands police could be in the doghouse after someone from the force filled out a witness statement on behalf of one of their police dogs named Peach. The statement was brief and to the point and said: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.’ It also came complete with a signature from Peach the Alsatian, a print of the paw and stated that the age of the witness was four and that his number was PD4341. When the Crown Prosecution Service demanded a witness statement from Peach, officers realised that it would be taking their canines’ skills a step too far. They wrote back explaining that PC Peach was in fact PD Peach, stressing that PD stood for police dog but to no avail. Eventually, the handler completed a form as if it had been written by the Alsatian signing it with a paw print. The Professional Standards Department have stated they are looking into this and early enquiries suggest it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a police dog and a police officer. The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side and complained to the police that their mistake had been turned into a very public joke. Typical of the CPS being dogmatic about getting statements from literally anyone and everyone! I bet they are woofing woeful that everyone is laughing at them. Told you the law can be an ass! Does that mean CPS stands for Clown Prosecution Service?

And tomorrow it is Hooray for Mollywood!

47 comments:

  1. Oh Molly, we had a real chuckle over this!!! She is STILL laughing!

    Woof

    Groucho

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  2. I swear......

    I am still laughing, as GROUCHO up above is doing!

    Do you think the Oscars issues out BEST SNIFFER? Because if they do, you have GOT to win first place, Miz Molly. Who, I mean, WHO WOULD find all of this dirt out? You deliver the best. I KNOW, the category should be for, BEST IN DELIVERING HAPPINESS EVERY MORNING - envelope, please............and the award goes to MIZ MOLLY OF MOLLYWOOD!!!!

    I cannot WAIT for tomorrow! What are you going to wear my dear? teehee

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  3. hahahaha I think so, Molly ...Clown Prosecution Service...and I agreee - the law can be an ass... Thanks for a good laugh on wednesday ;o)

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  4. Oh Molly, you gave me the Wednesday morning giggles, thanks!

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  5. Bawhahhha. Now all around the world are laughing.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  6. Officer Bites is a great addition to Sarge's Posse
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  7. CPS, How about Complete Peebrain Stupid, Barbarbar so funny. Bites Says Thanks for the dedication, hes rolling in the grass just a laughing!

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

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  8. That's funny but we see how it can happen. Our son is a police officer with a canine partner up in Michigan and "Chase" sure would have a lot to say if he could talk instead of WOOF!

    :)

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  9. BOL! Okay...I have to ask..."He tasty"???? What does he taste like? Bacon?

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  10. My mom is still rolling on the floor after reading this post. I'm afraid she is having a fit now.

    ~Eva

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  11. Hi Molly, that typical of the CPS......barking mad if you ask me, perhaps they should reward Peach with a big bowl of doggie chunks...at least he got his man, which is more than I can say for the CPS....

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  12. Some people just can't take a joke!

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  13. Good work, PC (PD) Peach! We hope you didn't get an upset tummy from biting a bad guy. Let's hope the CPS finds their lost sense of humor soon.

    Susan and Wrigs

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  14. I love this! I saw it on Facebook this morning. Super cute! Good job, Peach! :)

    Elyse and Riley

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  15. I think it is freakin' hilarious da dog filled out a witness statement. No matters what kinda job you has...laughter makes everything more fun. SOme peoles just needs a sense of humor.

    Puddles

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  16. Love Peach's statement. that was nice of you to DEAD A Kate this to officer BITES.

    Can't wait fur MOLLYwood.

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  17. *BBBOL* that is so funny!!
    Wally & Sammy

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  18. Woof! Woof! Golden Thanks for the Wednesday LAUGHS ... mom needs it. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  19. Thanks for the smile, my friend!

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  20. BOL! But we think that is a good statement!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Online Doods

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  21. Hehehe, mom and I heard about this on the radio too :) I think Peach's statement describes the situation perfectly!

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  22. We are CRACKING UP over here...so so funny. Lighthearted for sure...too bad the other people were too dumb...they deserve to be a public joke.

    Nora

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  23. Molly,

    We just saw dis on Facebook, too funny!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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  24. They should be laughed at. They were told the officer in question was canine and they continued to insist. You gotta own your own. :-)

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  25. Bites is top of the line security!
    Benny & Lily

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  26. Thanks for sharing another hilarious story.

    Millie

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  27. I would love to have done that..LOL So funny Molly :) xx00xx big hugs

    Mollie and Alfie

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  28. you mean there really IS a "Blogville?" All of this time I thought it was just a made up term...go figure.....

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  29. Loved the statement! Have a great day.

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  30. Ah, British Justice, the best in the world.....
    Nothing the CPS does would suprise me any more!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  31. Sure, sure, we see this. Good statement! *what?* Purrs...

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  32. you're telling us??? We had Gary the Goat in court.

    We think the state was excellent....what's the problem.

    XXXOOODaisy, bella &roxy

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  33. Hiliarious Molly. If only PD Peach was called in to court to give evidence! State your name please, woof, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, woof, woof! This is a total crack up. thanks for the laughs this morning. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  34. It's really funny and some officials have no sense of humour!

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  35. They just call cats to jury duty around here. Wonder if they could work together to get a conviction.

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  36. Great story Molly, teeheeteehee

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  37. Great reporting as usual, so funny!

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  38. I love this! the dog deserves a medal. Betty

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  39. I had heard of that. It is funny....lol.

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  40. BOL that's so funny! Hadn't heard about that

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  41. The statement was signed by the Dog, I have no idea why it wasn't acceptable in court?! :)

    Funny :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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