Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Dog House Blog, The Postman Always Rings Twice!
During Christmas if you remember we had a run in with the post office with regards to a package (if you missed it you can find it here). Well guess what? Yep it has happened again. Yes the postman always rings twice in our house but always when we are out. We eventually received a package from the lovely Mantastic Mancat Brian who you can find over here. Look at the brilliant things Brian sent me.
The book Animal Wise. I will be educating my peeps so she can cater to my every whim. Hey peeps look into my eyes and tell me what you see. Hunger, fool, hunger! Get me a snack toot sweet!
Some fake snow which I made into a costume. I am the abominable snowman.
And the best my squeaky dragon. Thank you so much Brian. As for the post office the letter below is winging its’ way to Customer Care as you read.
To Post Office® Customer Care,
PO Box 740,
Molly (The Wally) Fridli
Blah Blah Blah
Squirrel Free Zone
March 27th 2013.
We seem to be experiencing problems regarding our post. A package was delivered to us on Monday the 18th of March but we were out so we missed it. I sent my
servant assistant with what documentation I have to collect my package. The sorting office at Venn Street refused. They redelivered it on Thursday 21st but after waiting in all day I had to go out. Again we missed it as it arrived at 5.45pm. Saturday I sent my servant assistant to Venn Street again and once more we were refused. The package was delivered again on Monday 25th. I have to say this really is causing massive inconvenience to me. I have important things to do like catching squirrels. I do not understand what documentation you expect from me as I am a dog. Through my blog I have many international friends who sometimes send me mail and packages. This is not the first time we have had such problems. Christmas was a nightmare (not that we have anything against mares). I am particularly upset as you well know dogs and cats are not supposed to get on. This package is special to me for two reasons. One it is a book all about understanding animals which I hope my servant assistant will read. Education can never be overrated. Secondly it was sent by my good friend a cat from Simpsonville SC in US and no his name is not Homer it is Brian. I enclose what documentation I have. Please can you advise me as to what I am supposed to do to ensure I get my post from the Royal Mail? I bet the corgis don’t have such problems? Please be so kind as to respond as my servant assistant is at a loss as what to do. I will promise to refrain from biting and shredding the post until I get a reply from you.
Yours Sincerely Molly The Wally.