Today It Pip & Puddles Appreciation Day!

Today is Pip & Puddles (The Thelma & Louise of Blogville) Appreciation Day. So we bring you ‘Attack of the 50 Foot Yorkie’! By Pip & ‘Poop Happens or Does It?????’ By Puddles from our 'Share It Sunday' Archive. Enjoy!

Attack of the 50 Foot Yorkie! 

I am BIG, I am BOLD, and I am BAD!

You can run, but you can't hide!  

This ain't a parking lot, lady! 

Anybody have any cheese to go with this burger? 

They call me demolition Pip!

Pip Is Here!

Poop Happens or Does It?????

Welcome to anudder installment of "In Da Life Of Puddles"...starrin' Me, Puddles

I was POISONED!

Sorry, mum says I is bein' a drama queen...whatevers.

I was ridin' along in my automobile (to da vet's office)...hmmm, dat oughta be song.

Anyways, we ain't allowed to sit in da front seat when mum is drivin' so we has to sit in da back seat.

Wells all of a sudden I was possesessed by da poop monster and jumped in mum's lap and guess what I did?

I POOPED ALL OVERS HER!!!!!!!

Heres, I tooks da liberty of drawing ya'll a pikture whiles I was in da waitin' room so you could see.

Poor mum didn't knows whethers to laugh, cry, or vomit.
Hers did all three except fur laugh.

We finally made it to da vet's office and mum hads to go in withs Puddles poop all overs her...bwhahahahaha...sorry but I has to laugh.
Ahem, okays, so I still hads to cares of my bidness ALL overs their floor.

Then they tooks me back to da Evil Chamber where da crazy vet tech lady attempted to takes my temperture and I was all likes "Woman, don't you knows my butt hurts????" Hers obviously didn't cares cuz her done it anyways. I not has a fever.

Vet man (not my usual vet dat knows where I lives) comes in and tests me furs intestinal parasites. Well dat cames back negative...duh, cuz I was poisoned. Then he gaves me a big ginormous shot and ya'll it HURT liked da dickens. Dat was da furstest time I has EVERS jumped outta my skin from a shot.

Well da vet man starts blabbin'to mum dat me almost dyin' could be a number of things and dat it was just real difficult to pin point. He said I could has gotten into sumptin' (doubtful), could be a virus but him didn't think it was dat cuz I didn't has a fever, OR da neighbor's could has very well thrown sumptin overs da fence poisoned me. And there is a reason they would has...they don't likes us.

Well by dis time my poop had turned to nuttin' but blood.
I pooped blood...OMD!
It was grody lemme just tells ya'll.
I thoughts mum was gonna pass out.

We was sent home withs more medications, sumptin' to coat my gut and to keeps me from dehydratin', and some charcoal stuffs, and then some suffs furs da vomitting.
Others than alls dat I feels purty good...NOT!

Soooooo, dat was my trip t da vet and so very much apologize furs talkin' bouts my poops but I just thought ya'll should knows what happened yesterday and please continue withs your hilarious comments cuz da Puddles do needs a laugh today and lawd help, mum sure could use a laugh.

Oh and mum stayed on da couch woths me and Albert last night and hers didn't gets much sleep cuz I kept kicking her her was worried so we may be running late commenting...her is exhausted.

And Albert is doing way betters than me.

And I leaves ya'll withs a foto of me...in my better times when I wasn't poisoned.

Puddles Is Here!

We love you Pip & Puddles, you make our day a brighter one always. Love Molly The Wally & Pippin.