Friday, 15 March 2013

Today It Pip & Puddles Appreciation Day!



Today is Pip & Puddles (The Thelma & Louise of Blogville) Appreciation Day. So we bring you ‘Attack of the 50 Foot Yorkie’! By Pip & ‘Poop Happens or Does It?????’ By Puddles from our 'Share It Sunday' Archive. Enjoy!

Attack of the 50 Foot Yorkie! 

I am BIG, I am BOLD, and I am BAD!


You can run, but you can't hide!  


This ain't a parking lot, lady! 


Anybody have any cheese to go with this burger? 


They call me demolition Pip!


Poop Happens or Does It?????

Welcome to anudder installment of "In Da Life Of Puddles"...starrin' Me, Puddles

I was POISONED!

Sorry, mum says I is bein' a drama queen...whatevers.

I was ridin' along in my automobile (to da vet's office)...hmmm, dat oughta be song.
Anyways, we ain't allowed to sit in da front seat when mum is drivin' so we has to sit in da back seat.
Wells all of a sudden I was possesessed by da poop monster and jumped in mum's lap and guess what I did?
I POOPED ALL OVERS HER!!!!!!!

Heres, I tooks da liberty of drawing ya'll a pikture whiles I was in da waitin' room so you could see.





Poor mum didn't knows whethers to laugh, cry, or vomit.
Hers did all three except fur laugh.

We finally made it to da vet's office and mum hads to go in withs Puddles poop all overs her...bwhahahahaha...sorry but I has to laugh.
Ahem, okays, so I still hads to cares of my bidness ALL overs their floor.

Then they tooks me back to da Evil Chamber where da crazy vet tech lady attempted to takes my temperture and I was all likes "Woman, don't you knows my butt hurts????" Hers obviously didn't cares cuz her done it anyways. I not has a fever.



Vet man (not my usual vet dat knows where I lives) comes in and tests me furs intestinal parasites. Well dat cames back negative...duh, cuz I was poisoned. Then he gaves me a big ginormous shot and ya'll it HURT liked da dickens. Dat was da furstest time I has EVERS jumped outta my skin from a shot.

Well da vet man starts blabbin'to mum dat me almost dyin' could be a number of things and dat it was just real difficult to pin point. He said I could has gotten into sumptin' (doubtful), could be a virus but him didn't think it was dat cuz I didn't has a fever, OR da neighbor's could has very well thrown sumptin overs da fence poisoned me. And there is a reason they would has...they don't likes us.

Well by dis time my poop had turned to nuttin' but blood.
I pooped blood...OMD!
It was grody lemme just tells ya'll.
I thoughts mum was gonna pass out.

We was sent home withs more medications, sumptin' to coat my gut and to keeps me from dehydratin', and some charcoal stuffs, and then some suffs furs da vomitting.
Others than alls dat I feels purty good...NOT!

Soooooo, dat was my trip t da vet and so very much apologize furs talkin' bouts my poops but I just thought ya'll should knows what happened yesterday and please continue withs your hilarious comments cuz da Puddles do needs a laugh today and lawd help, mum sure could use a laugh.

Oh and mum stayed on da couch woths me and Albert last night and hers didn't gets much sleep cuz I kept kicking her her was worried so we may be running late commenting...her is exhausted.

And Albert is doing way betters than me.

And I leaves ya'll withs a foto of me...in my better times when I wasn't poisoned.



We love you Pip & Puddles, you make our day a brighter one always. Love Molly The Wally & Pippin.


37 comments:

  1. Never a dull moment in Blogville with those two around. We love them.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  2. They brought us so much fun and laughter with the trip.. Lovely tribute Molly.Have a wonderful Friday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. A wonderful appreciation post Molly!

    Three cheers for Pip and Puddles.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  4. happy pip and puddles day

    urban hounds

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  5. Oh Molly and Pip, THANK YOU for this wonderful surprise and trip down memory lane! My assistant was completely surprised and just about fell off her chair this morning! This was a wonderful surprise and I can't thank you all enough!!! Thank you! Thank you!

    Now, how about a celebratory cheeseburger!!!

    Your grateful pal, Pip

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  6. Hooray for Pip and Puddles!

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  7. They are great! I love the drawing - it's very vivid and I can comprehend this feeling :o)

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  8. That was a great jam-packed post! Love the demolition Pip.

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  9. Just wonderful, Molly - Pip and Puddles are both bigger than life. We are so happy to call them our friends. Hip Hip Hooray for Pip and Puddles Day.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  10. What a great post for two of Blogvilles greatest residents!! Love love the Pip and Puddles.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  11. does not sound like fun at all! love the vet drawing!

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  12. This is a lovely tribute!

    Nora

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  13. Pip and Puddles Rock!!!!

    Wyatt

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  14. Oh Molly,
    What a fantabooloos twiboote to those two dewwing dooews. Despite all theiw twoubles, they manage to always make us laugh and have a bettew day
    Smoochie kisses
    Asta

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  15. bravo! bravo! Excellent job! Have a great weekend Molly!

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  16. Molly you did an AMAZING job with the INTERVIEWS on the Red Carpet...
    And your tribute post is Mahvelous Dahling... just Mahvelous.

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  17. BWhahahahahaha...girl, you was part of dis too?!?!?! I am still in shock overs all these posts to celebrate me and Pip.
    I SOOOOOOO remembers dat post I done and I still laughs at my own drawin's...damn, I should has been an artist. Oh well a comedian will work too...hehehehe.
    Thank you so much fur dis special post and furs you wonderful furiendship. I am so honored to be your furiend...nows, can I has a beer? Please tells me it ain't a Japanese kind...out of a vendin machine...bwhahahahahaha!

    Puddles

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  18. I estimate that Yorkie to be well over 50 feet, probably closer to 70 or 80 feet.

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  19. The poisoning must have been before my time cos mags passed out when she read this thinkin that her puddles was gone or something like that...whew we are so glad she is okay, and Mr. Pip well we just loves him alot!!
    stella rose and mags

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  20. Molly you have made mom ROTFWTIHE (rolling on the floor with tears in her eyes).
    This is absolutely hilarious! OMDs I had forgotten about Pip turning into Pipzilla and Puddles pooping on her Mum. Perfect tribute to the two P's everyone loves
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  21. We just enjoyed every minute of their bucket tour. Those pics of Pip eating the town are so funny!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  22. Oh, Molly, you are so funny!!! Thanks for my laugh for the day!!!!!

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  23. BOL BOL BOL best tribute ever!! These two post defiantly describe P&P perfectly!!
    Love Milo :)

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  24. Hi Molly sorry i didn't post this sooner, my silly mummy forgots!!
    here is the link to the post i would like you to host http://miloslifestory.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/great-day-out.html
    Thankyou for doing so and i will comment on monday like you said!!!!
    Love Milo :)

    Pees- Kirby if you sees this comment thankyou so much for nominating me!!!!

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  25. haha! Oh my word it's Thelm-ahem- I mean Pip and Puddles, now this is a version I bet ends in a happy ending with you two little pip-squeaks!

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  26. That Pip and Puddles had a super time!

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  27. Those are among my favorite Pip and Puddles stories. Lets P A R T Y!


    Loveys Sasha

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  28. Wonderful times listening to the stories . . . Beer, Cheetos and stories!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Online Doods

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  29. Molly....
    I do not recall ever reading this story about Puddles!! It must have been during my absent days!! Sigh.... ;)
    Thanks for sharing it!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!


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  30. Hail to our King and Queen -- Pee and Pee of Blogville! :)

    Long live their reign of cheeseburgers and Cheetos!

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  31. A 50 foot Yorkie! Sign me up. I will pee you a river.

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  32. Nossa! como o Pip é assustador hein?! kkkk Só que não!
    Ele é um fofo *-*

    Beijos Molly e maravilhoso final de semana!!!

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  33. That whas a berry fun installment ob Bib and Buddles!!!

    wif lubbs from Little Reufus

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  34. Happy Pip and Puddles Day!

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  35. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Those pics of Pip are PAWSOME!!!!

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  36. PIP! We love the Pip pics!! Happy P&P Day!

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  37. What a great tribute... and what a great day in Blogville!! Definitely have the best of the world right here in our little blog city, don't we?

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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