Saturday 13 April 2013

Flog It Blog It, Lets all Yodel!


Molly The Wally Says Come Howl With Me!

We’d bet you never heard of the pickle that yodels?  Yep it exists and you can find it here! So of course we had to look at the reviews.

The Yodeling Yodel Pickle TOY.
By XXX
I loaned my iPod to my kid and he broke it. This understandably bummed me out, since I really enjoy taking long walks on the beach while listening to some tune-age. I’m kinda low on funds, so buying a replacement iPod wasn’t an option for me. I was very fortunate to discover the Yodeling Pickle have been super pleased with the results. First of all, as luck would have it, the Yodeling Pickle just happens to yodel all of my favorite tunes that were stored on my iPod. Hits like “Bobbejaan Schoepen yodels the collected works of Black Sabbath” and of course Slim Whitman’s edgy yodeling rendition of “Baby Got Back.”
I have withheld one star from my review however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn’t a headphone jack, which is only a problem if the folks around me don’t appreciate yodeling, (which almost NEVER happens). Also, I was accustomed to carrying the iPod strapped to my arm with the elastic armband accessory. Nothing like this is available for the pickle. On my beach walks, I’ve found that the pickle can be carried around by conveniently tucking it down into the front of my Speedo. I’ve met tons of nice ladies on the beach since scoring the pickle. I can only assume they dig yodeling as much as I do.
It’s a great portable music solution for yodeling fans. Cheaper than an iPod and the chicks seem to dig it

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By XXX
I know what you're thinking: why on Earth would you ever need a Yodelling Pickle Toy? And if you think that, I have a question for you: why WOULDN'T you need one? I often find myself alone at night, sad about the choices I've made that have brought me to this place, and I wonder, is this all there is? I mean, I get up, I go to my job at the Tuscan Whole Milk Dairy, I spend my 8 hours squeezing sweet nourishing whole milk out of the closest available Tuscan Whole Milk Cow. I go home and stare at the wall. Why am I here? What have I done? I ponder ending my life, but I worry no one will replace me at the Dairy. All of this changed recently when I discovered the Yodelling Pickle Toy. I could say it cures cancer, that is solves the economic problems around the world, it stops global warning. But it doesn't do those things. It yodels. That's basically it. But if you listen closely, it yodels thoughts to you. I'm now turning my life around thanks to the advice it gives. I'm a little worried about some of the things it tells me to do, but what the Yodelling Pickle Toy tells me to do, I have to do. I don't make the rules. It does.

Anyway, if you are looking for a fun toy for the kids, or a silly gag gift at the office, or a new overlord who will guide you through its plans to dominate the world and shed it of the "unclean", well, this item is for you.

Happy Yodeling Saturday everyone. 





33 comments:

  1. Unbelievable!!!!!!!!

    XXXOOO Daisy,Bella & Roxy

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  2. Clearly my life is incomplete without a Yodeling Pickle...I was particularly impressed with the cleverness of the first reviewer in devising his own "hands free" transport solution...Once again you've found a must-have product...Have a wonderful weekend Molly!

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  3. HO-LY KITTY BON-BONS...how do hoomans come up with this stuff?! Having said that mom likes to Yodel...when I (Wally) AROOOOO she usually replies with a yodel of sorts. I know...she is VERY special.

    Have a lovely Saturday Molly and licks to Pipp.
    Wally & Sammy

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  4. What on earth? Hahaha.

    PS/ We hope Pip continues to eat and that she feels better. Sending lot of purrs and woofs to Pip! :)

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  5. OK! That's just plain weird-E-O!

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  6. That is another great find Molly and I'll bet you can yodel as good as that pickle!

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  7. GOOD GOLLY MIZ MOLLY. What will they think of next for you to sniff out and snoop on and share with your adoring fans? teeehehhehee

    LORD ABOVE, our world is going to the dogs, but you are not dog, are you...you are supercanine with a mind for intrigue, comedy and farce. LOVE IT, LOVE YOU SWEET Miz Molly!

    Thank you precious friends for coming to visit my little blue coat. Anita

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  8. Mom always thinks it is strange that here in the USA they always have a pickle ornament on their Christmas trees.....a pickle!

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  9. So bizarre. What will they think of next?

    Hope Pip is doing better.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  10. Thank God for your yodeling pickle toy! Where can we get one?

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  11. Hey Molly! How is Pip doing? Been thinking about you all.
    Hmmm...a yodelling pickle. Don't give it to Snookie....she'll eat it and then we'll never get her to shut up!

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  12. We don't need that, as we have Nin to yodel for us. Have a great day! Lee and Phod

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  13. BOL Molly, I loves those highly creative Amazon reviews. I wonder who camed up with the concept for this toy.... it almost looks like.... um.......

    .....

    love,
    Reuben

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  14. I don't need this too, because I have my mom yoldeling everytime I don't do what she expects me to do (which is often very stupid stuff like "come here" or "be quiet" and so on). But I could make a present to my Italian Grandma, that could be a nice idea, so she would think of me sitting in Germany so far away from her!
    Nice regards and love
    Arno

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  15. this is really strange. I am subscribed to you (I just checked) and for some reason I am not receiving your blog posts.
    Is anyone else having this problem?

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  16. That pickle seems dangerous to me, it seems to be wanting to provide humans with all the qualities of Mans Best Friend (dogs) - any number of doggies will howl and attempt a yodel if you ask them nicely, and they are much more cuddly than a pickle, I think you are being brainwashed by airwave transmissions from the pickle and should put it in a lead box immediately before it takes over your mind. Better still, get a dog to bury it for you immediately.

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  17. Why would you need a yodelling pickle? Those crazy humans!
    We send all our love and healing Chi vibes to little Pip, get well soon Sweetie.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  18. That is a must for my uncle's bday present!

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  19. OK, here's our take, REALLY!!!

    The Mad Scots

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  20. Of course we will save this for when someone asks what we REALLY want for Christmas . . .

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  21. BOL too weird! Hope PIP is feeling better today
    Hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  22. I'd rather have a yodeling Molly any day because she is sweet not sour like a pickle
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  23. You find the craziest stuff. :) Hope you have a good weekend!

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  24. Ha woo. Did you know, when I was at the shelter they named me Yodel because I was screaming the whole time?
    Luv,
    Dave

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  25. Very interesting toy, Molly! :). :). We think it will make our bro giggle.

    Momo and Pinot xo

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  26. That has to be the greatest toy of all time.

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  27. I LOVE pickles... unfortunately not so much yodeling lol...

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  28. WOOOO WOOOOO WOOoooooo !!!!!!!!!
    Happy Sunday to YOOOOOOOOUuuuuu!

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  29. Wow, your posts never cease to amuse us! Happy Sunday!

    Slobbers

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  30. Laughing hysterically! How in the world do you come up with these things! OMD I am SOOOO happy I subscribe to your blog! I have a friend of mine that collects bizarre and goofy things....so getting this for him!

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  31. Hahaha who comes up with these things? I guess it goes with Billy Bass the singing fish. :)

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