Friday 24 May 2013

Dog House Blog, Flying High!


Molly The Wally & Her Broomstick!

Hopping over to the landlocked country of Swaziland today we bring you breaking news that the nation has launched a crackdown on high flying witches after banning them from hovering above 150 metres. Yes it has been a long time since witches were burnt at the stake in Europe but they take these matters seriously over there. Anyone caught flying their broomstick above the height limit faces arrest and a hefty R500,000 fine, the countrys’ Civil Aviation Authorities said last week. A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the 150 metre limit, corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini told our reporter from Molly Media. The new aviation law was highlighted after a private investigator was caught flying a helicopter equipped with a video camera to gather surveillance information. Witchcraft is taken seriously in Swaziland where many people believe in the power of black magic. Yes a nice box of Black Magic (chocolates) is taken very seriously over here too. The statute also forbids toy helicopters and children’s kites from ascending too high into the countrys’ airspace. Swazi brooms are short bundles of sticks tied together and do not have handles. Swazi witches are known to use them to fling potions about homesteads and obviously some use them for transportation. Last year a leading Swazi MP called for a hike in tax paid by witch doctors to help ease the cash strapped countrys’ financial woes. So remember when in Swaziland fly low!  

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33 comments:

  1. You never, ever fail to put a huge smile on my face....(as I read on, I am so captivated that I actually believe every single word) - uhm...I MEAN, WOW, MIZ MOLLY! Your reporting is paws-on perfect!!!! teeheheheee....you are just too funny. Sending you all warm regards and hopes for a bright day. Anita

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  2. No witches allowed? I'll have to hide my broom, I don't wanna pay those extra taxes either! Have a great weekend!
    PS - we heard on the news about London the other day and we are thinking of all our friends across the pond this week.

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  3. Guess OUR mom won't be allowed to go to that place. hehehehee

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  4. We will let our Grammie know. The big guy has always said that she is a witch and taught the kids in the Harry Potter movies how to fly. I guess when you have been married for 280 years you can say things like that. Lee and Phod

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  5. My God - I will be sure to stay close to the ground, LOL.
    Lynne x

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  6. Just hopping over to tell you to have a nice weekend. We love you in that outfit. Very beautiful.

    hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  7. Ok, better tell my feline sister Rosie to stay off her broom for awhile.

    Your pal, Pip

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  8. laughing at the box of black magic. :)

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  9. Oh dear! Mom was a witch once! I wonder if she ever got caught.
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  10. Oh Thank You so much for all this information. I'll make sure I avoid flying over that area on my broomstick.

    BWHahahahahahhaahhah!

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  11. I can never tell which witch is which sweet Molly!

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  12. Dearest Mystic Molly - seer for the stars - Mom and I just realized that WE were the highest bidder for Mystic Molly's Horoscopes for one year which you awesomely donated in Mollie and Alfie's auction to benefit Leo! DUH! We got lost in the bidding and didn't realize we were the highest bidders. Well, I'm writing to tell you that I'm sending my $10 donation to Leo's fostermom Linda's Paypal account RIGHT NOW.....! My email is junekimm@aol.com and you can let me know what I need to do to receive my FANTABULOUS prize!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  13. Deewest Molly,
    I have missed you(gwwwww to Mommi fow neglecting my bloggie fwiends). Anyway, you awe aways poowe delight to see and wead.
    I hope Lacie , my notty fwiend fwom Holytewwiews has wead this wawning. A bwoom is hew wegoolaw mode of twanspawtashun and I hope she doesn't get awwested ow fined
    Soochie kisses
    Asta

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  14. shame, all those witches curtailing their nocturnal gliding trips - thank goodness us wood fairies can fly undetected through the trees Molly. I think those Swaziland rules are barking mad.

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  15. People just pull these rules out of their butts with no rhyme or reason, I tell ya.

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  16. Molly we saw something on TV this morning and thought "this is like something that Molly would tell us about". A robot dog that smells your socks and lets you know if you need to change them. It falls over if the smell is too great
    BWAHAA
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  17. Well, we think we saw a few of those witches flying over our place here in the land of Oz:) but we aren't sure where they were headed. Maybe they came out of Europe and are looking for new witching grounds. Keep going, witches - none wanted here!

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  18. Sweet friends....(oh, I am so joyfully distracted by the sidebar photos of the photogenic Miz Molly!) - thank you for coming to visit! YES, we took a week-long romp on a virtual tour of FRANCE all week precious ones...and next year, I hope to do this in ENGLAND! Maybe Miz Molly will consider joining?

    Hoping that London is settling today...keep safe, and thinking of you. I also hope your computer will get back in shape! Talk soon, Anita

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  19. Mom is a modern witch - no...she doesn't ride a vacuum cleaner....she just tells Scottie to beam her up :)

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  20. Happy Friday -have a fabulous weekend!

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  21. I will tell it to my mom, she is always too fast and too high with her Hoover... and that's alot of wonga. Have a wonderful friday and a great weekend ... see ya later on the broom-airfield :o)

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  22. Haha!! Funnily enough, years ago I was best buddies with the daughter of a Swaziland Airways pilot!!! He never seemed to get off the ground much, probably afraid of low flying broomsticks!!

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  23. OMC! I thought it was Halloween already but I'm glad its not.

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  24. OMD this can't be for real...can it? Flying witches? I wish they'd head this way...that's something I want to see

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  25. ¸.•°❤❤⊱彡

    Passei para uma visita.
    Amei a foto, muito elaborada.

    Bom fim de semana!
    彡❤❤ Beijinhos do Brasil

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  26. Thanks for the information. SHE'll have to modify HER broom...bwahaahaahaa!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  27. Molly....
    One word. Bizarre!! But I like it!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!


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  28. Wow... glad they've got that all under control... I don't think I've ever heard of that country before?

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  29. Love the photo! Your so darn cute.

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  30. Thanks for the info Molly. Now the witches will be flying for the borders to find a more black magic friendly country. Watch your heads....here they come.

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  31. Sounds like a very practical law. They will be ready with clear airspace when the George Jetson cars finally become available...lol.

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  32. I could sure use a box of that black magic. ;-)

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