Friday, 30 August 2013

Dog House Blog, Heard The Word!


Molly The Wally Hates Word Verification!

When we first started we use to have word verification and it never dawned on my servants' tiny mind that is a real pain in the butt. However lucky for us Frankie here came to our rescue and sweetly pointed out that it drives the assistants nuts. We removed it without problem, crossed paws. That got us thinking what daft word verifications (WV) prompts come up apart from the usual illegible gibberish?



Yep crazy about sums up most of the words WV throws up.





I hear you now.........we too..........



One for when you have those little accidents indoors.


In these incidents take the advice below and blame it on the squirrels.


Make sure it is a good lie or you might get a .......

And if you are caught? Well...........




Or you could blame it on the ............


Or maybe the .........



Or just on the...............




And if none of those work......well........



Have a terrific Tuesday all.

Coming soon ....Maudikaes' second book Fishfinger.........fun trailer video below. All books details on the relevant page tabs. Enjoy!

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78 comments:

  1. They are brilliant, we can just imagine someone inventing them thinking hmmmmm what can I get away with - Mum totally would!
    Fishfinger, BOL, sounds like a good read.
    Talking of reads, we are doing your book review tomorrow :)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  2. This too funny word verification makes me nuts especially on my phone when it tries to spell check my typing

    urban hounds

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  3. Molly
    Those awe cwazy and funny. We've often been flumoxed by sum of those vewificashuns
    I missed you too giwlfwiend
    Smoochie kisses
    Asta

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  4. Oh Molly do we agree word verification is a PITA!!! And when they switched to the new version and crazy font at angles with numbers Mom went bonkers.
    We mentioned removing it to several folks..evidently they did not realize it was on their blog.
    Hugs madi your BFFF and Me-Me

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  5. HERE HERE! I think YOU should be queen of blogland, Miz Molly. Look at that first photo of you; the Queen MUST be photogenic....CHECK! The Queen must have a sense of humor...CHECK! The Queen must be KEEN (American sense of the word for SHARP, BRIGHT, SMART!)...CHECK!

    That's you Miz Molly!

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  6. Hello Molly, what a creative dog - what funny words to this famous film music....love it and must laugh tooooo over this idea with the fish fingers.......oh my god!
    Wuff and LG
    Aiko

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  7. Too cute Molly...... fish-finger BOL!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

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  8. Miss Molly, those have to be the funniest things we've seen in a long time! Mommy can't stop laughing..... Enemas, bacoun, tee~hee~hee!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  9. Word Verification can be the worst! I've had times where I've given up trying to leave someone a comment because I just could not get the WV right!

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  10. The verification thingy can be so frustrating to my MOM. She considers them a great challenge , like a puzzle, now. And the joy she feels when she gets it right. I agree, "Off with their head".
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  11. I agree Miss Molly - off with it's head!

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  12. That is why we started the anti-word verification unit (you can see it on the right hand side of our blog) and it is just getting worse - it use to be just one word - now it it is two and numbers. For peeps like our Mom who is slightly dyslectic they are worse thing ever created!

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  13. I so agree and we can almost always not read those boogers!

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  14. i do not like word verification! ugh!!!

    did you know that you can ignore the numbers part of those codes completely? just type in the word part and it'll accept it. and if it uses two words, one is 'normal' and usually long - you can ignore that one, too.

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  15. Those were too funny! Usually we just get nonsense, not real words. (Evilest Presbyterian???)

    We hate word verification, though. Not only Bloggers's but the other versions we've seen too, on non-Google blogs. They're all a pain in the butt and 99.99% of them are very hard to make out.

    If you find you get spam, just disable anonymous commenters (if you haven't already done so). That eliminates almost all spam--or has for us.

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  16. Have you ever seen a discrepancy and it's gone through anyway? I have. Have you ever been certain you had it right and had to do another because it said you got it wrong? I have had that happen too. Word verification sucks.

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  17. EVIL Presbyterians... Hey... We are Presbys... BaaaaaWaaaah...
    OH YEAH... I hate the Word Varification thingys... butt the ones with the numbers are the WORST. We think they may have stopped THAT stuffs though.

    OMD OMD FISHFINGER... THAT was STUNNING and WE sang right along with it.
    PeeS... you surely did make Madi a happy Kitty. YOU are such a WONDERFUL furend.

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  18. It isn't letting us post under our wordpress name today? Having some problems. Ugh. Sometimes the blog lords don't get it right. Great post!

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  19. Okay Molly this is how we figured out our mom is really a robot cos it took her 122 tries to ever get past that word verification thingy.....we have learned to accept it but at first i was shocked...it explains why she can't cook, or sew, or craft, at least she does love us real good!
    stella rose

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  20. lol, thanks for the morning laughs. Happy Tuesday!

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  21. hahahah bumflop? that's really "crazi"... what a wonderful funny post, Molly! Have a wonderful tuesday, your "evilest presbyterian" Easy :o)

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  22. Molly, do you have an email? We have a screenshot of our Blogger settings, where you turn off anonymous comments.

    You can reach us at keas.fuzzy.tales@gmail.com

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  23. It certainly fills your day!! MOL Thanks for the laugh. I'm off to bumflop …… fishfingerrrrrrr……… ;)

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  24. I hate word verification too! It's not like your computer's gonna log on itself and start commenting on peoples blogs abuse and stuffs!
    Thanks for the funny words though, I sometimes bark out at them when they're that stupid!
    Pippa :)

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    1. heehee, your fishfinger thingie is funny too!

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  25. We removed ours a while back. So far so good
    Benny & Lily

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  26. Hello dear Molly, I'm so sorry because my English is not good enough to understand every of these words plays. Anyway I'm sure they are very funny so I laughed because I trust you! :)
    Love
    Arno

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  27. We got a funny one one time, but I've forgotten now what it was! I hate the word verification thingy...ugh!

    Elyse and Riley

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  28. Hey Molly!
    Wow, those are crazy and BOL funny fur sure! Love the enemas one. BWAR HAR HAR. You don't see this much anymore, but I sometimes post some fun ones. Yours are the bestest! I've been known to do a bumflop or two. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  29. BTW: BWAR HAR HAR to that trailer! He loves COD. Hysterical stuff.

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  30. Have you ever been to the Squidoo website? They manage to make all their word verifications related to squid. Bizarre.

    BTW, I worked for the headquarters of the American Presbyterian church. I can vouch for at least one of those WV's. :)

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  31. Yes, we HATE word verification too!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  32. Yes we do not like the word verification thing either, yet we do get a sense of accomplishment when we get it on the first try!
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  33. Evilest Presbyterian. BOL!!! We have seen some funny word verifications but that one had us rolling, Molly.
    *high paws*
    Oz

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  34. That word verification is a pita who ever thought of it must of been a sadist it drives my humans mad.

    Sheba.

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  35. Molly, I think word verification is evil and was thought up to drive Mommies crazy. I love love love your music video and I can't wait for the book and movie

    Loveys Sasha

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  36. We're not fans of the word verification thingy. It's a pain in the hiney!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  37. Frankie said he was a Presby ~ I thought he was a weiner dog.
    I don't understand why there are always two words to verify. It is not like they are giving us two chances to get it right.
    Glad you enjoyed our gymnastics on the down side of the hill.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  38. Sometimes I don't know what's worse...spam or word identification. Ugh!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  39. Well, at least we were able to read all of the silly word verifications you posted. Some of them are near impossible, especially the ones in the shadowy window. Sometimes it take 3 or 4 attempt before we get it right, and that just makes us not want to visit that blog.

    Good post. Can't wait for the Fishfinger episodes.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  40. Sometimes we get so much spam - that we don't know what to do....and nasty spam stuff it is,,,, just do wht ya gotta do.
    love
    tweedles

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  41. Molly....
    I know that word verification can be a real pain in the ass to some people. {Although I haven't any problems with it!!} And I know that my Blog has one set up. However. You are one of my most faithful Blogging Friend regardless, and I just wanted to say "thanks" for that!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

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  42. A great blog about the most annoying things about the Internet

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  43. I got rid of my word verification and my computer hasn't blown up or anything so I guess we're good to go :)....Your video just made me want to come over and drink with you and I'm not even much of a drinker! :)

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  44. My mama was looking up informations about the Salem Witch Trials in Massachucets; she went to another page and she gotted one that had "Salem" in it. Which is also half of the name of the city I live in! Spoooookyyyyyyy....

    Molly, that book video has amazings. What the story is behind all of this now?

    love,
    Reuben

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  45. Yeah, we hate those word thingys!
    We look forward to your next episode 'Fish Fingers'...who needs TV, we have Molly!!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  46. You made word verification fun! Molly is amazing as ever. :)

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  47. I detest word verification. :) Love the video. Fish Finger...lol.

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  48. We can't tell what the letters are half the time - then spell check "corrects" our spelling and we have to start all over again! It IS crazi!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  49. I can never get those catcha thingies right:-(

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  50. Here in Brazil we have these same crazi words!!! And we love cod...
    Licks from Pink

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  51. Oh that word verification thing is evil. It really discourages leaving comments. Congratulations to Maudikae on Fishfinger! Looks like fun!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  52. LOL! Came here from Ann at Pawsitively Pets and so glad I did. I really hate that whole captcha thing!

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  53. Years ago, I got a variation of "Up Yours" and "Balls," back to back. (I wrote about it, too, just like you have, but not as funny.) Anyway, I think I got the last laugh, ultimately. ;)

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  54. Those are too funny. I hate captcha too. (I figured out recently though, on the ones with a word and a # - where the # is almost always impossible to see - you only have to enter the word and it will "take"!)

    Turned captcha off on my blog a while back and have been hounded by spam, but will now attempt to turn off Anon. comments. Hopefully that will take care of the spam, without interfering with real folks trying to comment.

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  55. I've been waiting for one of these funny words, but all I get is gibberish.

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  56. Molly, we love reading your blog in the morning :-) Captcha drives us crazy!

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  57. Bumflop! Puahahahahhahahaahhahahahahah! Perhaps we should turn our word verification off then tee hee

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  58. Oh those were so good and we often get stuck in the WV hole!

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  59. Hahaha! WV has the craziest words.

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  60. If someone uses word verification, I include it in my post.

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  61. Well Molly I'm convinced word verification was invented by aliens trying to take over our minds but we showed them!!!
    WooHoo
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  62. PS several years ago Lorenza...from Mexico even had one pop up that was a dirty word in Spanish.
    MOL

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  63. Thanks! Pam at PBU told us right away to turn that off. Sometimes it takes mom more than one try to get it! Love Dolly

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  64. MOL MOL MOL! And those were days when the words were even legible. Today, WV is nothing but just gibberish and a real pain to bother with.

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  65. This is too funny, heehee :) I hate word verification. I just have my comments set so anyone can leave a comment, except if you are anonymous. NO anonymous-ers can leave comments-- that seems to keep the spam away. I've been perfectly happy with that and have no need for word verification.

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  66. OMG YOU ARE INSANE LOL. That video was JUST TOO DAMNED FUNNY!!
    Also, clapping my paws about the word verification!! YAY FOR YOU!!!

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  67. Word verification is the WORST! Bleh!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  68. Hehehehe, Molly we hated word verification too but just sometimes there would be a funny one. Loved the video too. For some reason mum went all dreamy thinking about Daniel Craig. She's coo coo in the head though, poor old girl. Have a great weekend.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  69. *snicker* Oh we should TOTALLY blame it on the evilest Presbyterian! *howling wif laffter*!!!!

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  70. Liked the video. Have a great weekend!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  71. We hates word verification so much. Our mama took it off our blogs years ago and nothing happened, the world and our blogs are still there. You found some really funny examples Molly, bumflop is our favorite.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  72. Brilliant, really hate word verification as I can never get it right first time, some excellent examples here. I can't watch the video on my kindle **sobbing into paws**

    Have a fabulous weekend

    Badger Boo

    xxxxxx

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  73. We can go nuts over word verification! Always wondered where those words come from! I have heard that older humans have lots of trouble reading them too. Happy Weekend!

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  74. Catching up on your posts. I should have captured some of the word verify words long ago...some worse than these! lol

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  75. I sometimes think those word verification things would make great passwords....if you could remember them. :D

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