Dog House Blog, To Catch A Thief!

If you stole Tim Lakes' Amazon package, you aren't getting away with it. Well not without being ridiculed. Friday afternoon, a security camera at the 29 year-olds' Arcadia, Arizona home captured an unidentified woman walking into his yard and making off with said parcel. Lake learned about the incident later that night, and got to work making up a flyer that he hoped would help catch the perp.

The flyer, notes that the culprit is either a woman or Dog The Bounty Hunter who has really let himself go. He lists the package snatchers' nationality as Un-American, and her distinguishing marks as shameful and mocks her super awkward running style. Her weight is stated as 600 pounds LOL. Lake said, 'I figured if you steal from me, I have the right to make fun of you.' So far, he hasn't received any helpful tips, but says that his neighbors have been really supportive and the flyers have actually led to him making new friends in the neighborhood. While the theft left Lake out $22, he says that the national attention the flyer has received makes it worth it for the entertainment, and that Green Mountain Coffee has mailed him a replacement batch. It is only a matter of time before the perp is identified. We think she may just get her just deserts (or did I mean desserts)??????? 

Have a super Saturday all. Lastly Happy Birthday sweet smiling Sugar. We wish you the best of days.