Saturday 10 August 2013

Dog House Blog, To Catch A Thief!


Molly The Wally & The Police!

If you stole Tim Lakes' Amazon package, you aren't getting away with it. Well not without being ridiculed. Friday afternoon, a security camera at the 29 year-olds' Arcadia, Arizona home captured an unidentified woman walking into his yard and making off with said parcel. Lake learned about the incident later that night, and got to work making up a flyer that he hoped would help catch the perp.





The flyer, notes that the culprit is either a woman or Dog The Bounty Hunter who has really let himself go. He lists the package snatchers' nationality as Un-American, and her distinguishing marks as shameful and mocks her super awkward running style. Her weight is stated as 600 pounds LOL. Lake said, 'I figured if you steal from me, I have the right to make fun of you.' So far, he hasn't received any helpful tips, but says that his neighbors have been really supportive and the flyers have actually led to him making new friends in the neighborhood. While the theft left Lake out $22, he says that the national attention the flyer has received makes it worth it for the entertainment, and that Green Mountain Coffee has mailed him a replacement batch. It is only a matter of time before the perp is identified. We think she may just get her just deserts (or did I mean desserts)??????? 



Have a super Saturday all. Lastly Happy Birthday sweet smiling Sugar. We wish you the best of days.

39 comments:

  1. Good on him!!!!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  2. Way to go on the flyer. 600lbs...hahahaha!

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  3. Female-ish! BOL! Have a great Saturday!

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  4. Cheesy blondy dye job? Female-ish? I'm afraid I know this girl hahahahaha
    Have agreat Saturday and if there is a reward, please give me a sign.

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  5. Oh Miz Molly, now you are dabbling in detective work, having left your journalist days behind! I see your colleagues are handsome chaps in uniform....uh huh....GO FOR IT GIRL! teehehehe...this is tough work for a tough top dog and you fit the bill. GO GET 'EM!!!!

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  6. Animals are more intelligent than people! Great blog:) Have a nice saturday

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  7. Yep saw that news story. Female Dog the Bounty Hunter will have a hard time showing her face. And of course a big smilin' happy birthday to our good friend Sugar.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  8. BaaaaWaaaah.... that guy was on the NEWS..

    We love that picture of you with the BOBBIES!!!

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  9. Those darn stealing humans! Happy Birthday Smiles to Sugar!!!

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  10. i love that flier! and she deserves all the ridicule she gets!

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  11. we saw that video of the thief on tvs too!!!
    We hope the catch her butt soon too what a creep!!!
    hugs madi your bfff

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  12. People are just so weird ....but good on him for the 600lbs :)

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  13. That is so comical. Were you meaning for a play on words, cause you said just deserts at the end, and Tim lives in Arizona? Just wondering. We hope the person who did this (it's happened at our house in VA) sees this sign and puts the package back. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  14. I just hate stealers. I know that 22 dollars is nothing, but in my opinion just the act of robbing is a scum thing to do.

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  15. BOL! Hope you catch her! Great poster!

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  16. Ha Ha hope the stealer saw the sign. Can't believe someone would do that
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  17. LOL, BOL, WOL, MOL! From the whole pack! Me-Ommmmmm

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  18. She should be pretty easy to find...BOL

    HAP-PEE BARKDAY TO SUGAR!

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  19. Way to get your revenge! Makes you wanna install a security camera! We get lots of packages - mostly for Rita. She'd be very sad if they were stolen!

    Hooray for Sugar's birthday!

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  20. Happy Saturday Molly!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  21. We hope they catch that thief! A big happy birthday to Sugar!

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  22. The lady deserved that unflattering flyer for unflattering behaviour. Happy Bday to our Sugar!

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  23. We could do wiv you down 'ere Molls cos there is a large pile of sand outside that needs guarding.. At the moment it's well known that there are two sand castle makers around and we would hate anyone to get into that sand and start building sandcastles when they shouldn't be in there :-) :-)

    Hum, that's a bit grim isn't it nothing is safe, at least the thief was caught on camera. Remember that cat in a bin a while ago... Caught on camera and shamed...

    Could still do wiv you and those happy bobbies down here to guard the sand :-) Yep, Happy Birfday to Sugar, smiley beautiful girl, Amie Soto Blossom's mate (and mine) LUVS
    Freya Rose Blossom X

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  24. This story made my day Molly...I am laughing so hard...This guy got the best justice of all..."Dog the Bounty Hunter" LOL!!!! Thanks for sharing this

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  25. What a bitch! I'm so happy we have doormen to hold my packages.

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  26. We hope she gets caught!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  27. Happy Birthday to Sugar!!!

    I hope that thief lady gets caught. Mommy loves Amazon and anyone who steals packages from there should be boiled in there own pudding and like that.


    Loveys Sasha

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  28. Molly, it is always good to have those uniformed men on your side:)

    We bet that robber lady has cuffs on by now. What nerve!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  29. I always worry about people stealing stuff out of my mail box... hope not anyways. Looks like he's got some good photos of her, I bet they could catch her! Oh and great pic with the po-po's!

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  30. "Eyes, vacant, uncaring and lacking a soul."
    600lbs?
    We hope she gets caught soon. Anyone fitting that description can't be that hard to find. MOL!

    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  31. that is disgraceful the perp diserves every thing thats coming to her including the ridicule,she will get caught,xx Rachel Speedy's mum

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  32. That flyer really made me LOL. I agree, if she stole from him, he has the right to make fun of her. I hope they catch her.

    Beautiful smile!

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  33. Easy's Mom Bawahhwhahhwhaww Have a wonderful Saturday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  34. The flyer was fantastic - a perfect description of a despicable person! I hope they catch the thief and have the chance to ridicule her to her face. So there!

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  35. We are so impressed with that picture of you and the pawlice, darling. Great flyer too, that thief is dreadful

    urban hounds

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  36. OMD!! The thief definitely deserves to be caught

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  37. I was waiting for someone to jack a package. Stinkin thieves, they'll take anything!!

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  38. Haha, the detail in that flyer is great!
    Melon

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