Monday, 26 August 2013

Flog It Blog, Worst Album Covers Ever, Uneasy Listening!


Molly The Wally Come Howl With Me!



Molly The Wallys’ Top Ten Worst Album Covers Ever, The Uneasy Listening Edition!


Remember when I did my all time fav album covers? If you missed them then The Tubular Bones Edition is Here and The Dark Side Of The Toy Edition is Here. Well this has inspired me to look at my all time worst album covers.

Dedicated to Easy for mentioning Rod Stewart repeatedly and leaving me with ‘We Are Sailing’ playing in my head all Christmas Holiday!

Oh my, that is hardly surprising! About the only way they could escape the warbling of Freddie Gage. Yep you said it, gagging as I type!


No Mutt-er how desperate you are I doubt very much you’d be singing the Hei-notes with Heino? Is it a man or a woman and is that a wig?


Thank you Ken we appreciate you’ve kept the distribution to a minimum. Opps our request got lost in the post! By the way, Barbie has gone on to better things.


No nobody said Oreos, stop thinking about food all the time. Mind you it could be Oreos re-born. Less mask of Zorro more mask of sorrow if you ask us!


Remember when you were sweet sixteen? Bet she’d rather forget. Poor Julie is now in living under an assumed name after joining ‘The Witness Protection Program for Good Taste’.


Told you……Rod Stewart is everywhere. I am Sailing ….storming waters….. to be as far from you as I can. Yep now you know what David Soul did before Starsky & Hutch!



The King has left the building! Well he sure would have if he had come face to face with Jul, worst impression of the King we’ve ever seen. By the way stop pointing your finger at us, don’t you know it is rude.



The many faces of Roger! Cheeky, mischievious, cheeky, cheeky, pensive, and cheeky. Hmmm not quite.  Nevermind he only had one outfit but maybe that was because it was specially made to show off that chest wig?


No wonder the blooming mail is always late. There he is on his hay bale strumming away instead of delivering letters. Your redundancy letter is in the post. Actually maybe not, we might end up with ‘The Best Of The Singing Postman 2.


Hechy peck……Chucky is back! Yikes that evil doll gets everywhere. Told you so! Trees talk too, nevermind has anyone got any matches?



Tomorrow we bring you, Molly The Wallys’ Top Ten Worst Album Covers Ever, The Rock in the Dock Edition!

And just when you thought you were safe……..???????


Say no more!

78 comments:

  1. Oh gosh I'm frightened!

    Sam

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  2. It's hard to see how anyone thought they were a good idea at the time!

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  3. They are pretty funny. Mom wants to buy the STar Trek albums from etsy since they are so silly and she loves the show

    urban hounds

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  4. ROFLOL! Molly I don't know where you found these but please, do us all a favor and throw them back...OMD these can't be real

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  5. David Soul, come on silver lady..lol Oh those were bad Molly. Have a great day xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. Oh dear.......Mom says: Just awful!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  7. Hahah this is hilarious!

    Check out my blog if you've got the time...

    http://everydayinpk.blogspot.com

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  8. Those sure are some doozies! Egads!

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  9. LEAVE IT TO A DOG to DIG up all the worst, the craziest and scariest bones in the graveyard of album covers!

    Oh Molly, MIZ MOLLY, how about YOU design YOUR OWN ALBUM COVER that shows the times as they are?

    Now there's a thought!

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  10. LOL LOL LOL! Especially that remark on "chest wig". Hahahahaha!

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  11. bawhahwhahaha... omd even the first cover makes me laughing.... ahm... is Heino the brother of Kjell Kraghe? They look like twins.... but I like the santa outfit, it would look great on my dad. Have a musical monday ;o)

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  12. OH for funny! The singing postman....and trees talk too....they are all SO funny! Thanks for the smile, my friend!

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  13. Thank Dogness we never knew those existed!BTW,hope your curls are all set by now and the ..errrr....clips did the trick!

    Wags,
    Gin,Bud n Shadow

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  14. I don't know where or how you found those, but thanks for enlightening all of us. BOL!

    Millie

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  15. Molly you really do dig deep for your research - brilliant post, I love your comments - the singing postman looks a bit like ours .... he spends a lot of time drinking tea at a neighbours and our post turns up at lunchtime - maybe they sing together. But Ken by Request Only is the best! presumably he faded into obscurity because nobody made a request. Have a great week. Betty x

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  16. OH MOLLY.... we don't know if we should Howl Whine Whimper or POOP.
    These are pretty SCARY.
    We have never had a tree talk to us.. even when we Pee on one. Maybe we don't have enough Ammunition, being little guys and all.

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  17. MOL Molly we love love love your first picture....it reminds us of an I love Lucy episode from many years ago.
    You out did yourself today with the funnies
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  18. Some of them faces look just like serial killers, spooky!!!! And funny!
    stella rose

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  19. Ug oh, our comment went into outer space! Thanks for a laugh this morning. We are very cold so laughter is warming us up!

    Keep Calm & Bark On,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  20. Rooo they are in deed some of the worst album covers I've ever seen - would still taste good for chewing though! *waggy tail*

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  21. It just kept getting worse and worse. And then we hit The Singing Postman! Argggghhhhh! Where do you come up with these things?

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  22. Holy cr*p, this should be a contest of who is the creepiest - and we are not talking about the dolls, BOL!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  23. Muahaha, oh man, those were all either scary, pathetic, or darn right perv material! ;-) Good collection of horrendous album covers Molly! Can't wait to see the Rock edition (my favorite music after all!)!!

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  24. Lol... where do you find these things? The 16th birthday one is a little disturbing haha...

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  25. Those covers looked like they were out of a Christopher Guest movie. Great job.

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  26. We don't know where you find these things Molly, but we are so glad you do!
    LOL!

    Have a great day!

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  27. The kids these days. They miss out on so much. Not just the polyester leisure suits, but crappy album covers. :)

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  28. OMG, you are so right, Molly. Those are the worst album covers ever!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  29. OMD!! Thats all we can say!!

    pughugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  30. BOL BOL BOL Molly this made me laugh so much- as usual!! That doll is very creep, imagine waking up with THAT at the end of your bed!!
    Love Milo :)

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  31. I didn't know what day it was
    When you walked into the room
    I said hello unnoticed
    You said goodbye too soon
    You're in my heart, you're in my soul
    You'll be my breath should I grow old
    You are my lover, you're my best friend
    You're in my soul
    You can't tell a book by it's cover.
    I put Rod back in you head. Bawheheheeeee
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

    Starsky & Hutch are on my oldies channel

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  32. Faraday took one look at those album covers and ran under the bed. Doesn't look like he's coming out soon either. *snicker*

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  33. Que legal!!!
    Não tinha ainda visto suas capas de albuns!

    Mas essa ái que você colocou neste post são bem esquisitas! hahaha

    Beijos e linda semana *-*

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  34. Those are indeed scary. I think Leonard Nimoy, "Spock" made an album or 2. That always seemed frightening to us.

    Wyatt and family

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  35. Ha! Ha! That was hysterical. I love the guy behind the sailboats. The album cover looks like my early attempts at photoshop!

    Hugs!

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  36. Hey Molly,

    Puddles and I would love to stop by and visit you and Pip on our blog tour. If you are interested, please email me at mrpippip(at)gmail(dot)com.

    Your pal, Pip

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  37. Yuck, you picked some good ones for the worse covers. Have a great night.

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  38. Ugh! First I was having trouble getting past Ken's hair. Really? lol And what is it with woman and dummies?!! hehehe

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  39. Molly you are a hound of exceptional ability - how you sniffed out these is beyond me!!! We are all still rolling around in fits of laughter!!! Thank you!!

    Woof

    Groucho

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  40. What a terrifying walk down memory lane :D

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  41. Hi Molly,
    that's really too much, the covers are enough to give you nightmares...God knows what the songs are...Heino looks like she belongs to the Barder Manhoff gang...she could be useful blowing up dummies!

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  42. Well I never.....The doll on that front cover has got to the be the scariest ever, the scariest thing we have here is the cat a walling when Frankie de tabby is trying to give two claws to the fox when the fox wants to cross the bridge and the cat, staying close to the front door obviously (he's not that stupid) decides the fox should ask permission... WOW... Maybe it would be better if Frankie could borrow some of the album covers and stick them all on the bridge... That would sure sort that fox out.
    luvs Freya Rose Blossom... can't wait for the next post x

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  43. BOL I'm pretty sure daddy has one or two of those!!

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  44. WOW...those are pretty bad.
    I'm a little scared that Fabio even HAD an album.
    ; ) Glogirly & Katie

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  45. Hmm, why is it when I look at those last two covers I think of the movie Bride of Chucky? Scary stuff!

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  46. Those are terrible! But I think the ones with dummies are the worst. Definitely the creepiest!

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  47. Are these for real??!! OMG!

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  48. Roger's chest wig! haha That last picture is so creepy!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  49. Maybe Freddie Gage sang them to dead? I like the mustache of Ken - it looks like a bumper LOL. have a great monday, dear Molly. btw: we are sailing LOL

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  50. MOL MOL MOL MOLLY THIS I STILL ONE OF YOUR BEST!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  51. Another good blast from the past :)

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  52. ha ha ha - boy those are pretty BAD!

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  53. OMD.....Better prepare myself cause Mom's gonna have nightmares tonight!

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  54. goes in the "what were they thinking" category

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  55. Gee, we don't have any of those!

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  56. Molly The Wally in reruns, well that is better than having the runs.
    Now this David Soul thing well the album sucked before Starsky & Hutch ~ but I think before was better because after Starsky & Hutch he got arrested several times for wife battering.
    A little Rod for you!!!!!
    I didn't know what day it was
    When you walked into the room
    I said hello unnoticed
    You said goodbye too soon
    You're in my heart, you're in my soul
    You'll be my breath should I grow old
    you're my best friend
    Thanks for stopping by my blog
    Sweet William The Scot

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  57. Ugh, our mom says she might have once dated the "King" you show there. Or maybe it was just a bad dream. MOL!

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  58. OMD! These are the absolute best!!! That Heino weirdo is huge in Germany. We saw him on TV all the time when we lived there...yikes! So funny, what a fun post, yet scary!

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  59. Haha those are pretty bad. Yours isn't though, Molly!

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  60. I think Mommy has some of these. I am going through her collection now

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  61. Wow I can't believe that I don't know any of these! My husband and I are vinyl collectors so we know music! Now I want to go on youtube to hear how these people play! lol!

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  62. Weird with the puppets! They were kinda scary there at the end!!

    Nora

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  63. Thanks for the laugh once again Molly. Have a great day.

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  64. Molly....
    Crack. Me. Up!! ;op
    --Raelyn and Rose

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  65. Yikes!! Time to get rid of the old record player...BOL!

    Wyatt

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  66. OMC! Some of those, like the last one, are really scary looking.
    By the way, Mama says she now has Sailing stuck in her brain. Thanks all.
    MOL!

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  67. Oh my! Scary - Just plain scary!

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  68. Great list! But I'd rather listen to you any day! :)

    Have fun,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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