Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Flog It Blog, Worst Album Covers Ever, Rock In The Dock!


Molly The Wally Come Howl With Me!


Molly The Wallys’ Top Ten Worst Album Covers Ever, The Rock In The Dock Edition!

Yesterday we looked at uneasy listening and today it is the turn of those rock giants! Dedicated to Sweet William The Scot for his wonderful ‘Name That Song Competition’, which I never got right EVER!


Yep hurry up and boggie the Po-Po are on the way. As are the fashion police and the FTA.  Chop chop now I can hear the sirens.


Less ManOwar more ManOwoe! We all loved Conan the Barbarian but this is a bit much. You’d think this was from the 80s but sadly it was released in 1997. Rubbish fonts, Rubbish hairstyles, Rubbish photo,… say no more!


Every night and every day? Surprised they got time to make a record? Oh man, there is nothing super about this!


Hey it is Devastatin Dave, The Turntable Slave? Zip, zap, rap! Being a turntable slave sounds like nothing to brag about unless you are a little deviant! Shouldn't ZIP appear in the spot where ZAP is placed? I’ll give him zap! Anyone got a taser handy or even a stun gun?


The Age of Renaissance was a period of enlightenment, thought, art, culture and advancement in science. This album withdrawn for misrepresentation under ‘The Sale of Goods Act’.


Swamp Dogg, Snoop Dogs’ Grandpa! Jerry Williams, Jr. took on the handle ‘Swamp Dogg’ in 1970, which must have started the trend for ‘Dogg’ to spelt with 2gs. Does that makes him the original 'Doggfather'? There are a number of ways you could interpret the title, but we won’t. 



Fabulous Fabio! Yep, but then there's the morning after???? Fabio's album cover promised to be buried in the bottom of record store bargain bins for eternity. Grazie, Fabio great hair! Ladies stop drooling!


Look into my crystal boobs ball. You will buy this album, YOU WILL buy this album. Please, please buy this album. E.S.P, stands for ‘extra sexual persuasion’, by the way. Did it work for you? Well it did for Larry Wattley, who signed his name on it with a black marker. He didn’t want his friends walking off with his treasured Millie Jackson LP Collection.


One for the Urban Hounds! William Shitner Shatner The ‘Star Trek’ captain returns from the final frontier. In space, no one can hear you sing. . . but sadly here we can! Is that a badly photo-shopped rocket exploding from your chest Captain?


Europe & The Final Countdown! Let’s hope it was the final album cover. Now maybe your nostalgia for the 1980s should stop now or you will be singing it all day. The single was No.1 in 25 countries. The album cover of the long haired Swedish ones shows them as playing cards drifting from planet Earth. Guess they were heading to a Black Hole never to be heard of again. 


And lastly we could not leave out Mr.Richard Clayderman. Yep I can’t help myself…….One of us is sighing….one of us is crying……..in a lonely room…….staring at the ceiling
wishing we were somewhere else instead…! ABBA knew they had made it when this came out. 


And so concludes are look at the worst Album covers ever. Tomorrow the last in Series 1 of Dogton Abbey!

59 comments:

  1. BOL BOL BOL!! These are even funnier than yesterdays!! CANNOT wait for dogton abbey tomorrow!!
    Love Milo :)

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  2. Indeed! They are funny!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  3. Mom was thinking Manowar resembled Fabio then dang there was a Fabio cover.
    Too funny
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  4. If there were ever a GOLDEN GLOBE award for the best in journalistic achievements, it GOES TO THE UNSINKABLE MIZ MOLLY! You really outdid yourself with this one dear Miz M.! Gosh those covers are hideous!

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  5. Out of all those covers....Fabio's was at least looking like it was done by a professional. The rest look like the artists did them themselves, or maybe had their kids help. You would think Capt. Kirk would have plenty of money to get it done right!

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  6. I...am...almost...speechless. Captain Kirk...oh...nooooooo.

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  7. I thought Fabio did romance covers. Molly you can do those covers next. So my Name That Song contest is still stuck in your brain. I will have to revive the contest just to torment you!
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  8. Very funny indeedy - although Fabio looks quite lovely after dark but as you said Molly, not so sure about the morning after - I suspect that hair could be a hairpiece and you could wake up lying next to that and nothing else on the pillow! Cant wait for Dogton Abby don't ever let it end Betty x

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  9. I'm laughing harder than yesterday. Humans...the higher species??? If one was to judge from these album covers I think not.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  10. Oh no..showing my age now..lol I remember a couple of those..Must of been my parents. Have a wonderful Tuezday Molly and Mum xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  11. OMD... Moooooollly.. I can't stop laughing... The first cover is priceless... dance before the police come?...ok, they should come - immediately ;o)...and those SUPERMAN bawhawhawhahahah!!! btw: mom says the one guy of the village people (think this who whas dressed as the builder) has a crunchy butt...hmmm... not better than mine, I think ;o)

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  12. These are SO funny! Thanks for the smile, my friend!

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  13. Oh lay you can rock n roll
    Benny & Lily

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  14. the conan one cracked me up - 1997? wow!

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  15. We have to agree with you on every one of these - BOL!

    Keep Calm & Bark On,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  16. Hi Molly, can we borrow Capt Kirks beam me up thingie and beam those covers to another dimention, a black hole in outer space, come to think of it, Fabios hair is a life force all on its own.

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  17. Those were awful album covers. What were they thinking!

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  18. Molly I don't know where you find your material, but keep it coming! You are the funniest thing.

    Millie

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  19. I am happy to say that my mom and I don't have any of these. Ha woo. You crack me up, Molly!
    Luv,
    Dave

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  20. Those ARE bad. Makes me wonder why the peeps are always crying that they miss "cover art" on CDs. I'll stick to downloading and NOT seeing those monstrosities.

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  21. The first one is wrong, very wrong!!

    ~Higgins

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  22. Those are so funny. We bet those people look at their album covers now and cringe, LOL.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  23. Molly my Momz is laughing so hard she's crying...Fabio's got manboobs - He needs a manssiere (ancient 'Seinfeld' reference there) BOL!

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  24. OMD...Momz is laughing so hard she's crying...and who knew Fabio had such big manboobs? He needs a manssiere BOL! (obscure 'Seinfeld' reference there)

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  25. Suddenly, we see the point of iTunes...

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  26. GASP..... did that Millie Jackson Pawson Steal YOU Crystal Ball. I just want to put the Bitey on her fur that!!
    Wonder why all these peeps wanna be showing off their Ridiculous FURLESS BODIES like that. What a TURN Off... Now if they would put YOU on the cover of one of these... it would sell 87 bazillion copies.

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  27. The Manowar album is one of Daddy's favourites BOL

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  28. Lol, these might just be better than yesterday's!

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  29. They are dreadful. Mom has heard that Shatner album and its a hoot, he was definitely in on the joke.

    We have a little award for you on our blog

    urban hounds

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  30. bawawawawawaw............... too funny!

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  31. You're not going to believe this but our mom actually had the Europe album! She could never get enough of the Final Countdown!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  32. LOL! Perhaps the 70s is not a time to return too.

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  33. Those are pretty awful, alright. However, Molly you are a perfect cover girl!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  34. Oh céus! essas capas conseguem ser mais esquisitas e bizzaras do que as do primeiro post! kkkkk

    Beijos Molly e maravilhosa quarta-feira!!!!

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  35. OMD, those were so funny. You are so cool to find this fun stuff.

    Loveys Sasha

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  36. Our mama wants to know if anyone (and maybe it was just one) bought the Fabio album for the record inside or just to drool over the cover? MOL! Mama laughed so hard at the covers she has tears in her eyes.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  37. Oh I was a Europe fan. :) Love that rockin' picture of you Molly. *throws rock hands*

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  38. I didn't think it could get worse...I was wrong :(

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  39. Oh, Molly! You must search the universe for more of these. Great series!

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  40. MOLLY DARLIN'! I was so busy yesterday at school that I had NO TIME to come to see you, but actually, I did come by, and was CONFUSED with the date on your previous post...but now I see it's a series here....YOWSA! Look at those wild covers....what are peeps thinking, huh? What kind of LP cover would you make? HEY! Can you make one with your image on it????? teheeeee

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  41. This is pretty crazy stuff! How do you ever find this?!

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  42. MOL MOL MOL
    WHEN MOM WAS WORKING AT NCSU THERE WAS A GRAD STUDENT WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE FABIO!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  43. OMC, we don't even have words for those. The Bill Shatner one cracks our human up, as she used to be a fan of the original Star Trek series. LOL.

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  44. Looking back at this one, the Millie Jackson album is kind of scary lol...

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  45. Good grief, where did you find these. Sad, and too fuuny all together.

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  46. hahah and rubbish boots too! That's too much! Who was Fabio? I can't remember.
    have a wonderfu tuesday Molly, we learnt something today: even superman looks not always super LOL

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  47. Oh my...these are really bad, Molly. I don't know how or where you find this stuff but...keep it coming!! We love a good laugh.
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  48. Scary what humans do with themselves! Yikes! Hope us dogs never look so silly!

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  49. Molly, you can't judge a book by its cover...but Albums...YEP!

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  50. Dear Molly,

    Nice teeth! You look like a pawesome singer!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  51. OMD..OMD Once again, I's barkless!

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  52. MOL, we were wondering if William Shatner would show up on your list Molly.
    Our mama used to drool over Fabio but she's gotten over him since the fake butter commercial.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  53. These are TRULY bad. Mom says the thought of William Shatner singing makes her cringe. Thanks for giving us a good laugh. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  54. I'm pretty sure my daddy has the manowar one BOL

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  55. Yeah I have to admit Fabio looks pretty good! lol!

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