Saturday, 17 August 2013

Slog It Blog It, National Bad Poetry Day!


Molly The Wally & Squirrels!

Sunday 18th is National Bad Poetry Day so we are joining Ku and Oz and celebrating (16th - 18th ) with our ........


 Ode To The Squirrel!
 

Angry Squirrel, oh one so cranky.
Your face is fierce, your coat is manky.
Your teeth are huge, such yellow whoppers.
You frighten crows when you bare those choppers.

Your eyes flash the evilest red.
Your vile teeth can dent the hardest head.
Your nostrils flare to give us warning
that you are on the prowl first thing in the morning.

You scare young birds when you chatter.
You knock things over and make a clatter.
The animals blush when they hear you cuss.
The whole garden is alarmed with all the fuss.


Why so angry, why so horrid and mean?
To catch you I am just so keen?
We long to make you from our garden depart.
So in your face I will let off a big fart.


Have a super Saturday all.

 

Don't forget there are some cool events aimed at raising funds for Benny ( here ) who is fighting the Big C.



 


Wow Cress over here and I had a super hero adventure. To join in just send a pic to the above email and if you wish to read our adventure it is over here.

51 comments:

  1. hehehe love the poem Molly,xx Speedy

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  2. Ha ha ha I don't think anyones poem will be able to be as funny as yours Molly! X

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  3. teeehehehe.....you know, I could use your services in my yard. Those squirrels are always screaming at me! AT ME! Not my husband, but ME!

    And I went to go visit the little bulldog; oh it breaks my heart to see him but what a brave little thing! AND YOU....SUPER MOLLY! Dearest, you look fine in that cape!!!! ONWARD, UPWARD!!!!!!

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  4. Hawala ah bawaaa.....that is a paw some poem....to good to be bad though :)

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  5. Sorry, Molly, but you certainly can't win with a poem that good! Well done!

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  6. OMD, you are my hero!!! I have made it my mission to rid my neighborhood of those mean, pesty squirrels! Love your poem!

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  7. Hecks yes! Get that squirrel!!!

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  8. That's one farting baaadddd poem, Molly! BOL!

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  9. That was good Molly and it gave me the giggles!

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  10. Oh Molly...now that was a pretty goof poem. But...you are going to scare off squirrels by farting?!? Do you think that will really work?? Those vile creatures just need to be torn apart!
    Happy Saturday and thank you for joining the contest!
    Oz

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  11. Great poem Molly! Bet it will work on the squirrels!
    Cocoa
    P.S. What is a squirrel? I have never seen one.

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  12. MOLLY your Poem is super. We LOVE anythingy to do with a FART... butt Farting at a Squirrel is the BEST EVER.

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  13. BOL. Great farting and what a BAD poem.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  14. Down with all those buggers, I say. Fart away!

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  15. Oh Molly, pawesome poem! Wooooowooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com

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  16. Please invite for the great fart-event! That's true poesie I think. I bet you have Mr. Sahkespeare in your pedigree. I love it!

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  17. Hi Molly! Please send me your e-mail address! I have some photos of my "Rocky" that looked a lot like you! :)
    My e-mail is: Writergal53 at gmail dot com
    Looking forward to hearing from you!

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  18. BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO....MOLLY YOU ARE A POET AND KNOW IT AND YOUR FEET ARE LONGFELLOWS!! mol mol mol MOM TOLD ME THAT IS A SAYING SHE HAS HEARD ALL HER LIFE. HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  19. Oh Molly, that was a pawesome poem!! I love the subject - Evil squirrels, grrrr! I hope that one day your farting dreams come true! ;-D

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  20. Wow, I don't think that qualifies as "Bad Poetry!" That was great!! Those squirrels are SO stinkin' pesky! Riley's life aspiration is to catch one. :)

    Elyse and Riley

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  21. Bwahaahaa! You showed those squirrels!!! Love it!

    XXXoOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  22. What a great poem, Molly! We love it!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  23. We're gonna print out your poem and hang it in our garden. Maybe, just maybe the squirrels will pay attention and go elsewhere!

    Excellent poetry Molly!!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  24. Love it!!! Squirrel deterrent!!

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  25. Hi Y'all!

    What a neat poem! Love it.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  26. Well done, Molly. Do those well aimed farts work on rabbits too?

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  27. I should send TW over to recite some of her bad poetry. HAH!

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  28. Called in just to give you a hug... especially for the small guys x x x

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  29. kkkkkkkkk Que divertido!!!!

    Beijos e ótimo domingo!!!

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  30. If that was a bad poem wow what's your good poem like?

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  31. Like you, I find that the squirrel is a most evil foe so I love your poem!

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  32. Cute! We mean very bad
    Snorts
    Benny & Lily

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  33. Floyd wins most lethal bum in the house... paws down!

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  34. I really liked your poem - especially the ending!

    My mom's beagle has really nasty smelling farts. They can clear a room! bol

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  35. Ah, coat mankiness - a perfect choice for bad poetry!

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  36. I woulds like to say that was a crap poem but it was too good and funny in a bad way BAWAWAWHAHHWHAHHWA XX00XX

    Mollie and Alfie

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  37. OMD Molly, you are far too talented to write bad poetry!!

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  38. LOL! Love the squirrel poem. That photo of the fart-killed squirrels is a killer too! :D

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  39. That poem is too good to be bad, Molly! We never realized squirrels were such sinister creatures!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  40. Hehe! That wasn't bad enough!!! ;) "Tis a fart fart better thing I do … " ;)

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  41. FaRADaY: Mommy sez Maxwell could help you in the fart department...

    Allie: Mother giggled at Austin's quote!!

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  42. We don't think that qualifies as bad poetry. We liked it!

    the brown dawgs

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  43. Lol! Love how the poem ended with a fart!! So cute!!

    Anyways I also wanted thank you for your kind comment about Joker on my page. Hugs, Francesca

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  44. Gas Attacks aimed true can be quite lethal. Those poor squirrels :)

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