Friday, 16 August 2013

Slog It Blog It, National Joke Day!



Molly The Wally Has A Good Laugh!


Today is National Joke Day hosted by Ranger .....so to celebrate.....

Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."

Have a great day all!


Don't forget there are some cool events aimed at raising funds for Benny (here) who is fighting the Big C.


52 comments:

  1. BOL, funny Molly.. Have a wonderful weekend xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Oh that's too much! Meow!

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  3. Bwahaahaahaa...Meow!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy

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  4. Hehehehe you crack me up Molly,xx Speedy

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  5. Molly, that was a pawsome joke!!


    Loveys Sasha

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  6. Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha! Molly you are sooo funny! Love the photo of you rolling around laughing!
    Have a great weekend, hope its full of laughs! Love and Licks from your puggy pal Frank xxxxxxxxx

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  7. That's a cute joke, Molly, but we just LOVE that photo of you rolling! :-)

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  8. Hi Molly, that´s a very true (!) and funny story - well known all over the planet - because dogs are the best employers and so sheep - only a cup of meat twice a day and perhaps sometimes an old bone.
    Have a wonderful day...we hope end of the next week the gate will be installed....the news arrived per phone....
    Pretty much sun this weekend
    Wuff - and Miau (!) and LG
    Aiko

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  9. Happy joke Day!:) Have a lot of fun Molly <3

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  10. HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA _ Oh Miz Molly, you IZ BAD! tehehehehehe

    OH dear, fighting the BIG C, is he? I must go visit the little feller. Oh how I hate that darn C thing....big hugs to my dear, dear friends. Anita

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  11. that was a great joke - have a wonderful weekend miss molly

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  12. We love jokes in the morning, helps us wake up for the day (and that yummy coffee Mamma always drinks). Have a great day Molly!

    ~ Coccolino the mini pig

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  13. BWhahahha...You so Fun-Knee!

    :)

    Have a great weekend!

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  14. Meow! hahaha,good one Molly.Have a funny, funny Friday!

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  15. That was a good giggle sweet Molly!!!

    Thanks for the kind words and well wishes for our Dad, he is already doing so much better!

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  16. oMD OMD that joke made us laugh like Squirrels
    Hope he got the job!!!

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  17. OMPUG that was so funny!!!
    Thanks for plugging our mystery box today!
    stella rose

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  18. Haha, that's cute. I'll have to save this one.

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  19. MOLLY I SEE YOU ARE ROTGLYTO!!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  20. That was PAWESOME Molly!!! I loved it! Have a terrierific weekend!
    Oz

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  21. Very funny!! Excellent joke for the day!

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  22. BOL Molly. Very funny. Thanks you for joining my Joke Day.
    Meow,
    Ranger

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  23. Hi Molly,

    a very funny story :-)

    I like the picture of you!

    Yes, it´s OK for me, no problem, I put a translation widget on my
    blog for you :-)

    Have a nice weekend and welcome on Eddie´s blog!

    Best wishes, Astrid

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  24. We're saving this joke for our brother Quint who loves jokes! He'll be laughing for days! Purrs...

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  25. BOL Thanks for the laugh, have a great weekend.

    Sheba..

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  26. Hehehe, good one Molly. What a great way to start our weekend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  27. Dogs can do anything!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  28. That was the BEST joke we've read in a long, long time! We're still laughing at "meow!"

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  29. Good one, Molly.

    MeoWOO -

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  30. Molly....
    The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."!! I should have seen that one coming from a mile away!! But I did not!! Crack. Me. Up!! ;op
    --Raelyn and Rose

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  31. Lol thanks for the laugh Molly. I had never heard that joke before - good one! I thought the dog might start speaking human for a second.

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  32. Too cute! We needed the giggle!
    Have a happy weekend!

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  33. I love this joke, it's not often I hear doggy jokes either! even better.
    I have been looking on you tube at the Alan/Steve meerkat advertisement a lot lately, it's so silly but the more that creature shouts 'Alan' the more I laugh! (youtube.com and then try 'alan meerkat advert)

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  34. **sniggers** Dat was soooooo funny.

    Pawsome picture of you, I loves to roll when wet too.

    Have a pawsome weekend. Have you ever thought of linking up with Smile it's Friday which runs all weekend on my blog, COS your posts always make me smile.

    xxxx

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  35. HAHAHA!! That told him!!! mol. have a great weekend :)

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  36. Cute joke. :D The dog actually knows three languages. Cat, Dog, and sign language. Super talented! I'd hire him.

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  37. BOL! I can see why you're rolling around on the lawn!

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