Monday, 23 September 2013

Dog House Blog, Mayhem Monday With Mini Me & Co!


With my thinking cap on I have a cunning plan.


On no you don't Gringo, for I called for reinforcements.


I Hearing Ears With Sharpen Claw have come to your aid Smart Sneaky Squirrel.


I will scalp the curs and wear there heads as trophies.


Then I will take their scalps and hang em high for all to see.

Meanwhile oblivious down at the camp...........


Come on Molly it is time for tea.


What's for tea Ancient Pip?


Spaghetti of course Molly.

 

OK move over now we've had some chow let's have a sing song.


There's blood on the saddle and blood on the ground,
And a great big puddle of blood all around,
A squirrel lay in it all covered with gore,
And he never will ride and annoy me no more.


No pity for the squirrel all gory and red,
My bullet felled him and he bashed his head,
There was blood on the saddle and blood on the ground,
A great big puddle of blood all around.
 
Yippee, the pesky tree rat is dead,
My bullet felled him and he bashed his head,
And he never will ride and annoy me no more,
For out here on the prairie I am the law.


Hey Ears With Sharpen Claw what's that racket?
That dumb dog trying to sing Smart Sneaky Squirrel.
You know what they say? Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when you come to unload it.
You said it Ears With Sharpen Claw. Give it a moment and they will be asleep and then we will strike.

Da da da dahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Have a marvellous Monday all.




Mini Me by 2chihuahuagirls and Mini, Mini Me by Mollies' Shop.

Don't forget today Oz and Sugar are hosting their Scoop The Poop Campaign.



48 comments:

  1. Dunno, that squirrel still looks pretty healthy to us...

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  2. You should hear Gail unloading a tune. No, on second thoughts, you definitely shouldn't!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  3. Hehe!! Love the gory story!! Very well acted and executed … literally!!! MOL

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  4. HANG 'EM HIGH AMIGOS! (Oh Miz M., good performance!) Mr. Eastwood would scoop you up in a hot minute for a new western, you in your ten gallon hat, Pip with her little cowdog tea set (adorable)!

    You make my Monday a great day to start with a huge chuckle. CARRY ON! Anita

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  5. Hardy har har! Get that 'ol tree rat!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  6. I see squirrel catching success right around the corner...after tea.

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  7. That Mini Molly is exceptionally cute (but not as cute as the real thing).

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  8. That is funny Molly, your mimi-me sure does have some marvelous monday adventures!
    Laughing at the Scooping poop poster! Mum thinks Clive owen is Hot! BOL! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx

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  9. WooHoo Mini Molly I love your mini post and especially your mine garden tools
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  10. What sticky adventure. hehhehhe oh and the Scoop poster is the best!
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  11. Those minis are too cute, and what a story for them! Have a great Monday :-)

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  12. Love the mini's. Mom's been trying to find a mini sheltie pattern.

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  13. Oh I like to sing a long with you: yippee the pesky tree rat is dead.... What a prick(l)y story! have a great monday!

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  14. We love your mini stories Molly, wesa laughs and laughs!
    stella rose

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  15. Great song and mini me, have a great Monday.

    Sheba.

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  16. Those minis sure do have a maximum good time!

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  17. Oh My! Blood and gore!! Ha Ha. We are loving this story Mollie. too funny
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  18. Sorry, MOLLY we spelled your name wrong

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  19. We think those minis sure do have quite a good time too--very entertaining adventures. Our human's not sure about that song, though. Hahaha. We're all for squirrel and rat blood and gore, though. :-p

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  20. Awwwww~, Molly, Minis are so so cute!!!!

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  21. That cactus looks dangerous! Be careful mini pups! Wooooowoooooo, Ku, Zoe's brofur http://haikubyku.com

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  22. LOL Oh Molly!! You all have a lot of fun across the pond.

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  23. BOL Molly. That is the best dead squirrel song ever!!! Thank you for reminding everyone to Scoop That Poop! Have a great Monday.
    Oz

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  24. Brilliant story! I wouldn't want to be the one to get them out from among those cacti, lol.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  25. Hehe love the song! It looks like the minis literally need to watch their heads!

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  26. Bawahwhahhwhawa love it Molly, still howling :) xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  27. Your mini me sure has lots of fun!

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  28. Such cute minis and such a nerve wracking topic - squirrels!

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  29. Never thought I would feel sorry for the squirrel, the evil little pesky cactus rat.
    Cup of tea, I went to buy a box of Yorksire Gold tea and blimey $34 for a box of 50 in the states. I skipped that purchase.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  30. Whoa, that was so realistic we thought we were at the movies for a minute! Oh, and that song, it's gonna be a hit, we are sure of it!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  31. Love mini Molly especially when she sings

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  32. We hope you catch it soon. Keep singing! Lee and Phod

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  33. BOL dead squirrel is the best squirrel.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  34. Well, it looks like a nice campfire sing-along you got going on there! Down with the squirrel!

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  35. Hilarious! "Any cowboy can carry a tune, it's when they come to unload it"....gotta remember that one! This was a better plot than most of the Clint Eastwood westerns my husband watches.

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  36. This is just too funny! Wherever did you get your knitted mini-me actors?!

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  37. hehehe,Mummy sad some thing about "The Good,The Bad and The Ugly" xx Speedy

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  38. LOL spaghetti for tea...good one!

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  39. Molly! You scare me... I love the poetry with blood and gore. Did you just say trophy heads?

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  40. Scoop Em Up looks like a great film!! lol!!

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  41. You guys are funny and very brave to be playing in those prickly things, I'd be too scared!

    Hope you're having a fun day :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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