Saturday, 5 October 2013

Dog House Blog, Stupid Saturday Sucks!


Molly The Wally Counts Her Pocket Money!
 
Over in Salt Lake City a pair of enterprising thieves took a car wash to the cleaners literally. They used a powerful vacuum cleaner to suck quarters out of a coin operated machine. The duo drew the suspicion of a passing police officer and failed to make a clean getaway. 'They had a good plan. They were enterprising. If they were successful they could have returned night after night,' said Sgt. Gary Young. 'More often thieves just use a crowbar. They get an A for effort but an F for execution.'
What gave the men away was a crude attempt at altering their vehicles' license plates. They used a piece of black electrical tape to change a D to a B, Young said. That will be D for Dumb to B for Burglar then. The bandits were at work for about 12 minutes, sucking coins out of the coin dispensary and used their own shop vacuum to do the work, he said. It was powered by an inverter rigged inside their Jeep SUV to produce household current. Police haven't counted their stash of quarters yet. Young said the coin-operated machine probably held no more than $30. Epic fail then on super stupid Saturday.
 

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34 comments:

  1. bichonpawz5 October 2013 at 10:49

    Definitely an epic fail!! DUMB indeed!! Happy Saturday to you Molly!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. tubby3pug5 October 2013 at 11:30

    Oh my people are so often not at all clever

    urban hounds

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  3. Brian's Home Blog5 October 2013 at 12:09

    That's another one of those stupid human tricks Molly!

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  4. Anonymous5 October 2013 at 12:59

    Brains strike again, just proves that there is more dumb peeps then animals!

    The Mad Scots

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  5. Unknown5 October 2013 at 13:07

    Wow - a crowbar might have been smarter, cheaper, and quieter!

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  6. Castles Crowns and Cottages5 October 2013 at 13:14

    Some thieves are plain stupid and can't even carry out their plan properly! This happened to a wet-behind-the-ears 14 year old that stole my credit card and bought porn movies using his mailing address. TA DAH! Caught on the spot.

    OH MIZ MOLLY, we love ya!

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  7. Cowspotdog5 October 2013 at 13:35

    they were probably using the quarters to keep the vacuum going :)

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  8. Juno5 October 2013 at 13:56

    OMD~, silly humans!!

    Have a great weekend!
    Momo & Pinot

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  9. Unknown5 October 2013 at 14:04

    Congrats on the award Mol!
    Wally & Sammy

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  10. Murphy5 October 2013 at 14:43

    How interesting! We live right by SLC and did not know about this BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

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  11. TexWisGirl5 October 2013 at 14:55

    thanks for the laughs...

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  12. Mollie5 October 2013 at 16:08

    Laughing at Cowspotdog comment . Have a great weekend Molly xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  13. Betty Manousos5 October 2013 at 16:35

    omg, what a cutie pie!

    love molly the wally! what a FANTASTIC idea for a blog!
    super awesome.

    happy weekend~

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  14. Betty Manousos5 October 2013 at 16:36

    and thanks for the laughs!:))

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  15. Anonymous5 October 2013 at 16:56

    hahaha, but the idea sounds not bad...ok, for the first moment. Have a wonderful saturday!

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  16. Soggibottom5 October 2013 at 17:29

    Ha, yep we had a local pet store that was broken into recently. The burglar alarm went off and instead of hopping it sharpish, they decided to take flight in the air cooling system and then got stuck...talk about bird brain. No animals in the store were hurt by the way, only the two legged dimwits.
    Lovely award Molly. :-) xxx

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  17. Unknown5 October 2013 at 17:31

    Haha lol! Jail time for some quarters doesn't sound smart at all! :D

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  18. Two French Bulldogs5 October 2013 at 18:02

    Now that's an idea, BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  19. Sketching with Dogs5 October 2013 at 19:33

    Crime just doesn't pay - unless you are a banker of course, BOL.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  20. Tweedles -- that's me5 October 2013 at 20:11

    I agree with you!
    love
    tweedles

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  21. My Mind's Eye5 October 2013 at 20:18

    OMDs Molly surely those stupid thieves could find something better to do with their time... Your picture is so pretty
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  22. The Furries of Whisppy5 October 2013 at 21:25

    Hahaha! All that for $30! Now, that D for DUMB!

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  23. Bella Roxy & Macdui5 October 2013 at 21:25

    Back to the drawing board...bwahaahaa!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  24. My GBGV Life5 October 2013 at 23:20

    Most criminals do get tripped up on something totally dumb!

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  25. 2 Punk Dogs6 October 2013 at 00:31

    Glad you're not having a stupid Saturday! Have a great rest of the weekend. )

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  26. GOOSE6 October 2013 at 01:11

    Yep happened just up the road from us. Stupid is everywhere.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  27. Cathy Keisha6 October 2013 at 02:03

    Those dumbos wouldn't last in my hood. BTW, did you read about the poop pill they invented in Canada. It's for real.

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  28. Jenn6 October 2013 at 02:07

    LOL! Humans can be very stupid sometimes.

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  29. AnnStaub6 October 2013 at 03:56

    Oh wow... that's an interesting idea... I'd say "clever" but it's not really lol.

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  30. Little Miss Titch6 October 2013 at 07:12

    the scary thing it if the stupid criminals actually had "brains" they would be dangerous,xx Rachel

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  31. sprinkles6 October 2013 at 21:26

    Well, that's certainly not something I would have thought of! But then I'd never think to try and rob a car wash either, bol!

    Congrats on your lovely award.

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  32. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady7 October 2013 at 01:12

    They get points for creativity! Lee and Phod

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  33. 2browndawgs7 October 2013 at 12:14

    LOL they could have been engineers. Congratulations on your award!

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  34. MarkD607 October 2013 at 14:49

    That's a great story!

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