Slog It Blog It, Waspy Wednesday!

Yikes our worst fears have been realised as we come under attack from drunk wasps. To make matters worse they're not fun drunks, either. The British Red Cross is warning citizens that this year there is a record number of those stingy things who are out of a job.  Now that their queens are fully supplied with nectar, the worker wasps have nothing to do but laze around and drink fermenting fruit. It has been reported that as winter approaches, wasps are becoming bolder and angrier as they get older. These reckless retirees are getting wasted and stinging with more frequency. “It’s hilarious that, now worker wasps have finished their life's work, all they are doing now is feasting on fermented fruit and getting ‘drunk," Joe Mulligan, head of first aid at the British Red Cross, was quoted saying. Hilarious is not the word we'd use. A threat to the wellbeing of everything good anipal in the world seems a more appropriate. Imagine what kind of atrocities this new breed of angry old drunks will commit? Drink responsibly we say to them and there's nothing nice about an old drunk. Have a wonderful wasp free Wednesday all. I luckily have never been stung. Hope you haven't either.