Wednesday 2 October 2013

Slog It Blog It, Waspy Wednesday!


Molly The Wally Has Some Beer!

Yikes our worst fears have been realised as we come under attack from drunk wasps. To make matters worse they're not fun drunks, either. The British Red Cross is warning citizens that this year there is a record number of those stingy things who are out of a job.  Now that their queens are fully supplied with nectar, the worker wasps have nothing to do but laze around and drink fermenting fruit. It has been reported that as winter approaches, wasps are becoming bolder and angrier as they get older. These reckless retirees are getting wasted and stinging with more frequency. “It’s hilarious that, now worker wasps have finished their life's work, all they are doing now is feasting on fermented fruit and getting ‘drunk," Joe Mulligan, head of first aid at the British Red Cross, was quoted saying. Hilarious is not the word we'd use. A threat to the wellbeing of everything good anipal in the world seems a more appropriate. Imagine what kind of atrocities this new breed of angry old drunks will commit? Drink responsibly we say to them and there's nothing nice about an old drunk. Have a wonderful wasp free Wednesday all. I luckily have never been stung. Hope you haven't either.

45 comments:

  1. Oh my God, I am never going out again!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  2. Yikes!! sounds awful Molly :( take care and keep a fly swat handy hugs Fozziemum

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  3. Ewww. We think we need to ask Mommy to add mosquito netting out on our catio to keep those drunk wasps at bay!

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  4. OMD Miz MOlly, you do your research and again, bring us the best in canine journalism. I have never, ever even thought of the possibility of drunken wasps! Now, what are all those bottles are your paw tips? Hmmmmmmm.......pace yourself now, girl!

    teeehee

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  5. Squeee...wasps don't sound like fun. You better stay away from them Molly!

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  6. MOL MOL MOL Molly you keep watch on those wasps...a drunk wasp is a nasty wasp!!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  7. Just sitting reading this and a wasp flew past my ear. There are 100's round our bay tree and they keep coming in.. I hate them. xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  8. We don't want any part of those stingy things either Molly!

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  9. Good thing we aren't there. Mom reacts bad to wasp stings, drunk or not. (drunk wasp or drunk mom BOL)

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  10. We should give them tickets for impaired flying! Lee and Phod

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  11. i think i'd rather get stung by a drunk wasp than a fully-aware one. :)

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  12. remins us of the joke.....Scottish man found a wasp in his whiskey and picked it up by the wings shouting "spit it out spit it out !!!!!!" bawaaahhhhhh

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  13. This is both serious and a bit hilarious ( well you are just so funny how could it not be ) !

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  14. Do you suppose there are AA meetings fur Wasps???

    BaaaaaaWaaaah Reilly and Denny's Joke... THAT is so funny.

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  15. We do not like wasps, they build their nests in the strangest places, anywhere they can get in!
    luckily we have never been stung
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  16. We never heard of drunken wasps before. Last year we had a flock of birds who came by and got drunk on the fermented berries on the trees out back. HH had to run for the car cuz they were doing poopies everywhere.... yuck. You stay away from thos stingers, Molly.

    Thanks so much for all your comments and encouragement during the painting challenge. HH wants you to know she appreciated your support.

    hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  17. A PAWsome message to "Be Responsible" Happy Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  18. The police should do more roadside breath tests, drunken wasp-crafts are dangerous. Be careful dear Molly!

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  19. Well, sorry, but it is rather funny! We occasionally have wasp nests in the eaves of our house, not sure if the wasps are drunk ones. Not a bad way to retire though, eh.

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  20. You have drunken wasps and in my city we have stink bugs. I say what is the world coming to! Why last week I could not even go potty for the last time in peace for a dam large fireball over Ohio! A Large Fireball Meteor with Sonics Over Ohio while I am doing my business before doing to bed. Talk about scaring the crap out of you.
    Jeez!
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  21. We can't stand wasps! All summer we had wasp nests literally all over our yard - it was virtually impossible for us to get away from them! Luckily none of us ended up getting stung, though.

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  22. We heard on the radio today they are stinging peoples in china. Nutty
    Benny & Lily

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  23. Be careful when you're out chasing squirrels, Molly! There are a lot of wasps along our favorite hiking trail and both Wrigs and I have been stung. It never occurred to me that they might be intoxicated!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  24. Yikes... drunk wasps sound scary! I've been stung before, it is not fun :(

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  25. Oh my! What is the wasp world coming to?!?
    Mom has been stung by non-drunk wasps before, but not by drunk wasps.
    She doesn't want to get stung by any kind of wasps in the future ;)
    Stewey

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  26. Oh, I've never been stung either. I bet a drunk wasp would have very bad aim too! Might have to start Mothers Against Drunk Wasps. (Do you have MADD there?)

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  27. Yikes, not good! I got stung once and Mom had to carry me about 1/2 mile home because my paw hurt so bad. Be careful!

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  28. Uh-oh! I see a new "W" word I hadn't thought of for Wilson's Wordless Wednesdays ;-)

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  29. oh no!!!! we hate wasps and yellow jackets and hornets please don;t get stung
    love
    tweedles

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  30. The only positive thing...is maybe they can't see straight to sting.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  31. Molly, I'm scared, I do not want to be hurt by a drunken " waps" as Mum calls them, she hates them, she has never been stung but she goes crazy if one comes near, I've been lucky enough not to have been stung and to be honest I don't pay them much mind, but hearing that those stripy stroppy bee wannabes are drunk and disorderly and on a rampage really worries me! Love your Furiend Frank XxxxX

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  32. TW got stung by one of those once and hopes it never happens again.

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  33. WE have some special spray that mom keeps in the cabinet just for those kinds of things!!
    stella rose

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  34. We dislike those things very much because our mom does and she knows all about them because they built a huge round next in a tree next to our back door. Boy, she was hopping mad about that! Purrs...

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  35. Last week I got stung on the end of my nose and Dad gave me a Benadryl. Mom swears I'm going to drive her to drinking.....but she already drinks BOL.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  36. Now see if you can get those wasps a job in the USA then they would be sent home and not bother anyone. Just saying . . .

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

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  37. Hi sweet Molly. Please take care of yourselves there.

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  38. MOWZERS. Our mom just wagged her finger at us and said "SEE why I tell you not to swat at those flyign things?!?!" MOL

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  39. Yikes, stay away from those nasty wasps. Their sting really hurts. I hope they go away soon and no furry friends or humans get stung.

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  40. Molly you are so funny!!!! I'm seriously laughing like crazy right now! Have a nice weekend!! HUGS, Francesca

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  41. Stay safe Molly!! You might wanna go easy on those beers so you can still run in a straight line in case they attack! :)

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  42. There must be something going on, I heard about some Asian wasps too, that are actually killing people!!

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