It won't be long
before 2013 leaves us and we head into 2014. So thinking about next years'
calendar? Will it be Lady Ga-Ga, a 101 things to do with bacon or maybe Downton
Abbey? We found some really bad ones last year which you can view here. However
this time we bring you one we know you can't wait to buy. The 'Fast
Disappearing Red Telephone Boxes of Wales 2014' has been branded naff, nerdy
and boring by its' own publisher Kevin Beresford. Mr.Beresford, who was
responsible for unlikely seasonal hit Roundabouts of Great Britain 2012 and was
hoping to repeat his success but has failed to attract any buyers since it went
on sale in September. Mr.Beresford, of Redditch near Birmingham, said, 'we now
feel the need to confess and state, we may have crossed a boring bridge too
far. We have created a calendar that is considered to be so hum-drum, so naff,
so nerdy, so dull, so parochial that not even the most patriotic Welsh person
wants to buy a copy. In short we have not sold one calendar and we are past
mid-November in the shopping run up to Christmas.' We suggest 'Road Kill of Great
Britain' for next year Mr.Beresford and we know it will be a massive hit. What kind of calendar would you like to see?
Wednesday, 27 November 2013
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Thats true :p no one wold buy it :p
ReplyDeleteWelcome to join my blog
Yourspecialdog
Just like the phone boxes I think those calendars will disappear too
ReplyDeletePeople might not want that calendar but they pay big money to own one of those old red boxes. They are a collector's item for sure, esp. here in the states!
ReplyDeleteLove those red boxes! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I cannot bear the change to the landscape: no more red phone boxes?
ReplyDelete2013 went by in record time. I can't thiink of a year that went by faster.
ReplyDeleteOnce my Wife and I made our own calendar, with our underwater pictures, and pictures of our dogs and cats. We gave them away to all our relatives, (and we put all their birthdays on the calendar.) It was a big hit.
How many uses are there for an old phone box? (personally I have no idea but I have seen them as Showers, Book shop/Libraries, Greenhouses...oh the list goes on - it is SUCCHHHH FUNNNN).
ReplyDeleteWe cannot believe how fast this year has went by and the changes in our home it has brought. mainly baby gussie!!! We saw a show where those red boxes are big collectors items here in the states!
ReplyDeleteStella Rose, Mags and Gussie
Interesting idea, he thought so anyway. LOL
ReplyDeleteEvery December I want to buy a wall calendar, but I never use it with the calendar on my phone these days. I do miss looking at the beautiful pictures each month! I agree with Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs that they're probably on their way out!
ReplyDeleteDoggie calendars are the best! We would love to have a new one every year!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice wednesday!
Kisses!
Kaiser and Fusquinho
awww. that's kinda cute.
ReplyDeleteOk, next week we will have december, but there is hope for Mr.Beresford till 12/31/14, more than a whole year, LOL. I ate our firefighter-calendar for 2014 (it was anyway one without naked firefighter-guys).
ReplyDeleteHave a good Wednesday dear Molly
We feel sorry for the .poor calendar...
ReplyDeleteI would love a chicken flavored calendar so we could eat each month when it is over!
ReplyDeleteNo more red telephone boxes?! Where will Clark Kent go when he needs to change into Superman?
ReplyDeleteIs this akin to the Outhouses of Such and Such that our human has seen in past years? :-P
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, Molly.
Mom always gets a pug calendar and Dad always has a calendar with Deer or Moose or Elk.
ReplyDeleteMom also used to make family calendars but there just seems to be no time for that anymore
Thankful for your friendship Molly, we hope that Pip is doing better.
love and hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Happy Thanksgiving, Friends!! ;)
ReplyDelete--Raelyn and Rose
BOL - quick, to Amazon!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
This year has gone so quick!!! Mums already got a 2014 calender, it's full of doggies!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the telephone box guy should add some blue to the box and have Matt Smith stand outside it, I guarantee he'll have more sales!!!
Love Milo :)
If they added some doggies along with those red phone boxes, I'm sure the calendars would be selling like crazy! And, egad, can't believe it's almost 2014!
ReplyDeleteWe only ever buy scottie calendars. That one looks like a calendar you'd buy a work colleague that you don't like much. There could be a market there.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Maybe you should produce your own calendar Molly. You could be a calendar girl! That could be a big hit :)
ReplyDeleteMy mom loves those red phone booths, how sad they are going away!
ReplyDeleteBOL road kill..My Mom loved those old phone boxes :) xxoxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Maybe people will start to buy it out of pity. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteMom likes old houses so maybe an old house calendar would seLL?
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
HEY, think you could get us the Telly Box, we need it, we are big fans of Dr. Who. Mom and Dad first starting watching it both as teens when it first came on.
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Road Kill of Great Britain is a calendar we could get behind!
ReplyDeleteXXOO Kiki and Nala
Our mama thinks those red boxes are so cool, the calendar not so much. She would like the blue boxes even better especially with the last three doctors peeking out the door.
ReplyDeleteOur mama has a wall calendar hanging on her bulletin board and we keep taking bits of it. We think a calendar that smells like catnip would be a hit.
Purrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
We would've thought the red phone boxes calendar would've flown off the shelves. We think they're kind of cool!
ReplyDeleteYou pals,
Diane and Rocco
The amazing thing is that he found 12 of those red telephone boxes.
ReplyDeleteThey should make a "MOLLY the WALLY" 365 calendar. THAT WOULD SELL!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
I think a person would be hard-pressed to find a single telephone booth in all of San Francisco! I mean, where will Superman change his clothes??? Ha ha meow! Have a wonderful day!
ReplyDeleteBOL!! Mom read about this in the online Daily Mail - she LOVES to read it during her lunch hour.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Where superman would change is a legitimate concern, I believe.
ReplyDeleteCocoa
won't be the same without them!xx Rachel
ReplyDeleteBird watchers calendar for me, Ambercat
ReplyDeleteThey' re great Molly..i would love one..the old metal ones always stunk of pee....human pee...ewwwww..but as a calendar...hmmmmmm calendars do sadly lack in sales now...somewhere a calendar salesman weeps into his soggy brekkie cereal hahahhahahaah :) hugs Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteI feel kinda sorry for the publishers...
ReplyDeleteA calendar on candid animal pictures (not posed)!
ReplyDeleteI hope he's got a big garage to put all those calendars in! :)
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a fun day,
Your pal Snoopy :)
He could make a calendar of carriage wheels...lol. Now that would be boring. :)
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