Wednesday 27 November 2013

Flog It Blog It, The Worst On Wednesday.


Molly The Wally!


It won't be long before 2013 leaves us and we head into 2014. So thinking about next years' calendar? Will it be Lady Ga-Ga, a 101 things to do with bacon or maybe Downton Abbey? We found some really bad ones last year which you can view here. However this time we bring you one we know you can't wait to buy. The 'Fast Disappearing Red Telephone Boxes of Wales 2014' has been branded naff, nerdy and boring by its' own publisher Kevin Beresford. Mr.Beresford, who was responsible for unlikely seasonal hit Roundabouts of Great Britain 2012 and was hoping to repeat his success but has failed to attract any buyers since it went on sale in September. Mr.Beresford, of Redditch near Birmingham, said, 'we now feel the need to confess and state, we may have crossed a boring bridge too far. We have created a calendar that is considered to be so hum-drum, so naff, so nerdy, so dull, so parochial that not even the most patriotic Welsh person wants to buy a copy. In short we have not sold one calendar and we are past mid-November in the shopping run up to Christmas.' We suggest 'Road Kill of Great Britain' for next year Mr.Beresford and we know it will be a massive hit. What kind of calendar would you like to see?

 

44 comments:

  1. Thats true :p no one wold buy it :p

    Welcome to join my blog
    Yourspecialdog

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  2. Just like the phone boxes I think those calendars will disappear too

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  3. People might not want that calendar but they pay big money to own one of those old red boxes. They are a collector's item for sure, esp. here in the states!

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  4. Oh, I cannot bear the change to the landscape: no more red phone boxes?

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  5. 2013 went by in record time. I can't thiink of a year that went by faster.
    Once my Wife and I made our own calendar, with our underwater pictures, and pictures of our dogs and cats. We gave them away to all our relatives, (and we put all their birthdays on the calendar.) It was a big hit.

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  6. How many uses are there for an old phone box? (personally I have no idea but I have seen them as Showers, Book shop/Libraries, Greenhouses...oh the list goes on - it is SUCCHHHH FUNNNN).

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  7. We cannot believe how fast this year has went by and the changes in our home it has brought. mainly baby gussie!!! We saw a show where those red boxes are big collectors items here in the states!
    Stella Rose, Mags and Gussie

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  8. Interesting idea, he thought so anyway. LOL

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  9. Every December I want to buy a wall calendar, but I never use it with the calendar on my phone these days. I do miss looking at the beautiful pictures each month! I agree with Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs that they're probably on their way out!

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  10. Doggie calendars are the best! We would love to have a new one every year!
    Have a nice wednesday!

    Kisses!
    Kaiser and Fusquinho

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  11. Ok, next week we will have december, but there is hope for Mr.Beresford till 12/31/14, more than a whole year, LOL. I ate our firefighter-calendar for 2014 (it was anyway one without naked firefighter-guys).
    Have a good Wednesday dear Molly

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  12. We feel sorry for the .poor calendar...

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  13. I would love a chicken flavored calendar so we could eat each month when it is over!

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  14. No more red telephone boxes?! Where will Clark Kent go when he needs to change into Superman?

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  15. Is this akin to the Outhouses of Such and Such that our human has seen in past years? :-P

    Thanks for stopping by, Molly.

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  16. Mom always gets a pug calendar and Dad always has a calendar with Deer or Moose or Elk.
    Mom also used to make family calendars but there just seems to be no time for that anymore
    Thankful for your friendship Molly, we hope that Pip is doing better.
    love and hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  17. Happy Thanksgiving, Friends!! ;)
    --Raelyn and Rose

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  18. BOL - quick, to Amazon!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  19. This year has gone so quick!!! Mums already got a 2014 calender, it's full of doggies!!
    Maybe the telephone box guy should add some blue to the box and have Matt Smith stand outside it, I guarantee he'll have more sales!!!
    Love Milo :)

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  20. If they added some doggies along with those red phone boxes, I'm sure the calendars would be selling like crazy! And, egad, can't believe it's almost 2014!

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  21. We only ever buy scottie calendars. That one looks like a calendar you'd buy a work colleague that you don't like much. There could be a market there.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  22. Maybe you should produce your own calendar Molly. You could be a calendar girl! That could be a big hit :)

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  23. My mom loves those red phone booths, how sad they are going away!

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  24. BOL road kill..My Mom loved those old phone boxes :) xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  25. Maybe people will start to buy it out of pity. Lee and Phod

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  26. Mom likes old houses so maybe an old house calendar would seLL?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  27. HEY, think you could get us the Telly Box, we need it, we are big fans of Dr. Who. Mom and Dad first starting watching it both as teens when it first came on.

    The Mad Scots

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  28. Road Kill of Great Britain is a calendar we could get behind!

    XXOO Kiki and Nala

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  29. Our mama thinks those red boxes are so cool, the calendar not so much. She would like the blue boxes even better especially with the last three doctors peeking out the door.

    Our mama has a wall calendar hanging on her bulletin board and we keep taking bits of it. We think a calendar that smells like catnip would be a hit.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  30. We would've thought the red phone boxes calendar would've flown off the shelves. We think they're kind of cool!
    You pals,
    Diane and Rocco

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  31. The amazing thing is that he found 12 of those red telephone boxes.

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  32. They should make a "MOLLY the WALLY" 365 calendar. THAT WOULD SELL!

    Wyatt

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  33. I think a person would be hard-pressed to find a single telephone booth in all of San Francisco! I mean, where will Superman change his clothes??? Ha ha meow! Have a wonderful day!

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  34. BOL!! Mom read about this in the online Daily Mail - she LOVES to read it during her lunch hour.
    Wally & Sammy

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  35. Where superman would change is a legitimate concern, I believe.
    Cocoa

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  36. won't be the same without them!xx Rachel

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  37. Bird watchers calendar for me, Ambercat

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  38. They' re great Molly..i would love one..the old metal ones always stunk of pee....human pee...ewwwww..but as a calendar...hmmmmmm calendars do sadly lack in sales now...somewhere a calendar salesman weeps into his soggy brekkie cereal hahahhahahaah :) hugs Fozziemum xx

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  39. A calendar on candid animal pictures (not posed)!

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  40. I hope he's got a big garage to put all those calendars in! :)

    I hope you're having a fun day,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  41. He could make a calendar of carriage wheels...lol. Now that would be boring. :)

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