Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Monday Mischief One Day Late, No Rush News Flush!


Festive Talking Heads!

Mini Me Molly & Pip!


The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen.
  (To the Tune “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”)

The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

 The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

 The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.




 Talking Heads by Mollies' Shop



Mini Me by 2chihuahuagirls

Have a terrific Tuesday all.

Christmas card tally
Peeps a sad 2
Me 28
Thank you Millie & Walter, Taffy, Stella & Rory and Bella

Thank you all for your kind words with regards to Pip. She is greatly missed but we know in our hearts we always did well by her. You all made a sad time easier with you friendship. We thank you for that.
Best wishes Molly
Posted by at 09:00
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46 comments:

  1. WFT Nobby10 December 2013 at 09:18

    Oh dear. That all went badly pear-shaped didm't it.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  2. Dougall-the-Scottie10 December 2013 at 09:26

    Very creative!

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  3. YourSpecialDog10 December 2013 at 09:52

    Very beautiful and you are so talented

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  4. Castles Crowns and Cottages10 December 2013 at 11:19

    YOU are so talented and brave. It sounds trite, but it is true, and we have to live with this, but Pip does live on, in your creativity my dear. And that's what makes the rest of the life we live so painful but BEAUTIFUL.

    HUGS!

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  5. Castles Crowns and Cottages10 December 2013 at 11:20

    P.S. THAT WAS HILARIOUS AND WELL-WRITTEN!

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  6. tubby3pug10 December 2013 at 11:25

    very funny and clever and you are 100% right to celebrate dear Pip

    retro rover

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  7. Katie http://myminipetpig.com/10 December 2013 at 11:37

    That was excellent! Molly, we hope you're doing okay. We know you don't want to dwell in the sad time so we will just say again that we are so sorry for your loss and thinking of you. Big hugs to you.

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  8. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady10 December 2013 at 12:12

    Oh Molly, you song had our Lady in stitches! Happy Tuesday! Lee and Phod

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  9. Cowspotdog10 December 2013 at 12:27

    What a funny song......and we agree celebrate Pip :)

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  10. My Mind's Eye10 December 2013 at 12:52

    Hugs all around to the talking heads and your humans
    Hugs Madi your bfff

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  11. Melon10 December 2013 at 13:07

    Haha that was great Molly!
    Cocoa

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  12. Parsley10 December 2013 at 13:12

    Busting out laughing! That's great!

    Continuing to keep you all in my thoughts and prayers.

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  13. What Remains Now10 December 2013 at 14:05

    Who thinks of these things! Hilarious!

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  14. Anonymous10 December 2013 at 14:10

    I better avoid restrooms for gentlemen and use the back yard. It's a super song, I think I will sing it today in an endless loop :o) Have a good tuesday dear Molly& peeps.

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  15. TexWisGirl10 December 2013 at 14:27

    awww. thanks for the laugh, today. humor is good, even in sorrow.

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  16. stellaroselong10 December 2013 at 14:34

    Ah we just love those little mini me's one day our mom said she is going to get each of us made into one of those! Sending you our bestest hugs today to you and your momma.
    Stella Rose, Margaret Mae and Angus McConnell

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  17. Murphy10 December 2013 at 14:40

    You will not believe it but our pawrents have an old CD with that song on it! It is goofy but yet a catchy tune! We hope it is OK, we posted one of the photos from yesterday on our POTP page for Pippin's prayer.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  18. Frankie Furter and Ernie10 December 2013 at 15:52

    oMD OMD we will be Singing THAT HILARIOUS song all WEEK. You are SO creative and FUNNY.

    PeeS... Mom and Sarge's Mom went to a movie over ThanksDeerMas... and a MAN came out of the Women's Room... They were LAUGHING like FOOLS.... or so they told everybuddy at dinner that night.

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  19. Unknown10 December 2013 at 16:05

    Molly, that is a hilarious crazy carol! You had us rolling on the floor, we laughed so hard.
    *Cairn cuddles* my girl,
    Oz

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  20. Anonymous10 December 2013 at 16:07

    Thanks for the giggles Molly, we needed that!

    The Mad Scots

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  21. Swami Zoe10 December 2013 at 16:33

    MOL! Apaws, apaws!

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  22. MarkD6010 December 2013 at 17:37

    Good one! There's one called "Walking around in Womens Underwear" That goes to the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland that you can find too.

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  23. NanaNor's10 December 2013 at 18:00

    Happy Tuesday Molly, You've given everyone a chuckle today-thank you. As far as Christmas Cards-Hunter is with you, he's received so many and I've only gotten two. I guess pups are much more thoughtful that humans.
    Have a day filled with mischief.
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  24. Sketching with Dogs10 December 2013 at 18:08

    BOL, boycott shampoo and ask for the real thing :D
    You are getting very inventive with those mini accessories, I really like them all.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  25. Anonymous10 December 2013 at 18:13

    Happy Tuesday and thanks for the tummy laugh. Angel kisses to sweet Pip and purrs...

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  26. Idaho PugRanch10 December 2013 at 18:45

    Now we will be singing this all day!!

    Big hugs for you Molly
    we love you, hope you can feel the love all around you
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  27. The Furries of Whisppy10 December 2013 at 19:06

    Oh mannnn! That heel up the behind sounds very painful.

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  28. Texas, a Cat in... Austin10 December 2013 at 19:57

    MOL MOL MOL!
    Thanks for bringing a big smile, Molly!
    And thank you so much for your kind wishes for Milou!
    Purrs

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  29. Bella Roxy & Macdui10 December 2013 at 20:06

    Bwahaahaa! You can't trust closed doors.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella& Roxy

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  30. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki10 December 2013 at 20:35

    thanks for the giggle. Hope you're doing ok, hugs to you all xxxx

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  31. Huskies62210 December 2013 at 21:09

    Molly, so sorry about Pip, and you still make us all laugh too. You are the best!

    Kiki and Nala

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  32. Scooter10 December 2013 at 23:36

    Wow, that song is the funniest EVER! OMD Frankie's right...My Mom and Mamaw and their furiend were in the ladies' room at the movie theater and a guy walked right in. The funniest look was on him face. Talk about a laugh! Thanks for sharing this hysterical song.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  33. Jackie Bouchard10 December 2013 at 23:45

    Even while we are sad about angel Pip, she still helps to make us laugh! What a wonderful girl!

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  34. Two French Bulldogs11 December 2013 at 00:26

    Mom is singing. Are we suppose too?
    Lily

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  35. Cathy Keisha11 December 2013 at 00:58

    That was funny but TW sang it and her voice scared me. Are you counting e-cards too? I have a mess of those.

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  36. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥11 December 2013 at 02:03

    You and Angel Pip continue to make us smile - great carol. Mom hummed along with the tune as we sang the words.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  37. Sully11 December 2013 at 03:25

    Love love the song and no one wants a high heel in the behind. Thanks for sharing today I laughed out loud and sung out loud.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  38. Fozziemum11 December 2013 at 04:51

    Oh Molly thats he best xmas song ever :) hugs to you all and love from Down Under Fozziemum xxx

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  39. 24 Paws of Love11 December 2013 at 06:01

    BOL! That was great.

    So sorry about Pip. She was a darling dog. May you be able to find peace with her soul.

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  40. Unknown11 December 2013 at 06:27

    HOWLING with laughter!!!!
    Wally & Sammy

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  41. Kat11 December 2013 at 06:29

    I don't know the original tune, so I sang that song in my head to my own tune. It was still pretty funny :)

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  42. AnnStaub11 December 2013 at 08:30

    This one was great Molly! lol... now that tune will be stuck in my head I think. Sadly, I think I went into the gentleman's room once when I was a little kid. I saw guys on the way out and thought it was quite embarrassing!

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  43. Anonymous11 December 2013 at 09:01

    I love your song!

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  44. 2browndawgs11 December 2013 at 12:46

    LOL that was a good laugh!

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  45. haopee12 December 2013 at 13:17

    Love the new motto... Boycott the shampoo and get the real thing instead.

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  46. A Tonl12 December 2013 at 22:38

    MOWZERS! We're speechless! (Uh, and WAY TO GO on the card tally. SCORE.)

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