Never underestimate your bed fellow. They may take sleep to a whole new level but they are truly one of the most mystical anipals in the zodiac. They are like a psychic sponge soaking up messages from the great beyond. Some say they are telepathic. They can hop on to an astral plane and see what you are doing even with their eyes shut. No point creeping to the fridge or cupboard for a snack. They will know exactly what you are doing and be there waiting. You know some way they know exactly what you are planning. If you need someone to sniff out whether your new acquaintance is trustworthy or a good character, watch your Piscean go into action. They'll have ways of letting you know if the new stranger is to be trusted or to be given the cold shoulder.
These furry friend prefer the messy variety when it comes to owners. Does it not make more sense to mess up the bed and all your stuff too? Order takes time and energy that is wasted on them. Surely they can find bones and toys better in a mess than when everything is neat and tidy. They love an owner who functions well in chaos. The less structured you are, the better. Discipline makes them suddenly develop an extreme case of lethargy. Going with the flow and letting things evolve of their own accord makes them happiest. Rigidity makes them extremely weary and they much prefer random activity with extra power naps along the way. Throw them into some kind of boot camp and there off to find a new bed and a new owner.
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