Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Those jokes are so bad they're good you joking heads, you! Have a wonderful Monday and stay dry- as in out of the rain but I suppose also with the humor too. :)
Oh Guys only my arthritis gets the weather right bwahahaha trust my knee any day ;) hope we can get some of your rain ..we send you some sun ok :) hugs Fozziemum xxx
Molly yes lets talk about the weather. It was a balmy 73 here yesterday...today we awoke to 50 which is quickly dropping. Very cold rain this am followed by sleet and freezing rain this afternoon and snow tonight. Yep as we like to tell newcomers to NC if you don't like our weather wait 5 minutes it will change. Hugs madi your bfff
OMD OMD OMD WE are Laughin out Collars off over the Weather Jokes.... Our FAVORITE is the Weather vs. Climate one!!! OMD OMD THIS was REALLY funny.... butt there really isn't anythingy funny about all the RAIN you have had... That is a LONG time fur the record to have lasted. THIS has been a WILD WINTER fur SURE... on BOTH sides of the Pond.
Your weather report is a heck of a lot better than ours! We'd like to trade our minus 30 Celsius and endless snow for rain "poodles" right now, though.
Haha! We loved your weather report. We wish you could send some of your rain over to us. Our air has gotten all hazy and stinky from all the burning happening in our neighboring country and from all the bushfires from the prolonged hot and dry (yet humid!) weather.
You two are the masters of the corny joke and would have played well in vaudeville. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Bawahwhhhwaawa loved it Molly, we had sun this morning now it looks like more rain is coming xxxoxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
teeeheee....you two should forecast our weather; our weatherman can't ever get it right!
ReplyDeleteThose jokes are so bad they're good you joking heads, you! Have a wonderful Monday and stay dry- as in out of the rain but I suppose also with the humor too. :)
ReplyDeleteOh Guys only my arthritis gets the weather right bwahahaha trust my knee any day ;) hope we can get some of your rain ..we send you some sun ok :) hugs Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteMolly yes lets talk about the weather. It was a balmy 73 here yesterday...today we awoke to 50 which is quickly dropping. Very cold rain this am followed by sleet and freezing rain this afternoon and snow tonight. Yep as we like to tell newcomers to NC if you don't like our weather wait 5 minutes it will change.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
We got 4 inches of sleet and 2 inches of snow last night ----woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteBringing a smile to my face on a wet monday - I will look out for poodles! Betty
ReplyDeleteBaawaaaaahaaaaaa…… Good one. What a fun/funny start to my Monday morning.
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Ranger
Groan
ReplyDeleteHee hee. Corny...yet good.
ReplyDeletetoo cute!
ReplyDeletewe had ice/snow pellets and thundersnow yesterday in texas. i think i'd prefer rain. :)
That sure makes the weather fun!
ReplyDeleteOh Molly and Angel Pip we loved starting our day out wif a good good laugh. Sometimes wif all this crappy weather that is all you can do.
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OMP (oh my pig). These are too funny. Thank you so much for making me laugh! XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteGreat weather jokes! Definitely needed! Have a great week, hope it dries out!
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD OMD WE are Laughin out Collars off over the Weather Jokes.... Our FAVORITE is the Weather vs. Climate one!!!
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD THIS was REALLY funny.... butt there really isn't anythingy funny about all the RAIN you have had... That is a LONG time fur the record to have lasted.
THIS has been a WILD WINTER fur SURE... on BOTH sides of the Pond.
hahahaha, great! We have a lot of Poodles on our street today. Have a supe monday Molly, stay warm and dry.
ReplyDeleteYour weather report is a heck of a lot better than ours! We'd like to trade our minus 30 Celsius and endless snow for rain "poodles" right now, though.
ReplyDeleteGreat weather/climate joke. Stay dry Molly.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
We want spring now.... Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteY'all are too funny!
ReplyDeleteWe've been having rain here too, but nothing too bad so far. We had a mild winter, so I can't complain too much.
Oh my, I must be a five year old because I laughed at those terrible jokes.
ReplyDeleteHaha! We loved your weather report. We wish you could send some of your rain over to us. Our air has gotten all hazy and stinky from all the burning happening in our neighboring country and from all the bushfires from the prolonged hot and dry (yet humid!) weather.
ReplyDeleteMwahahahaha!!! You two!!! You make Schofield and Willoughby seem like amateurs!! MOL. BTW we've had brilliant sunshine all day :))
ReplyDeletethis has been some weather year for sure, we so hope spring will be here soon with lots of sunshine.
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Haha, we like your joke :)
ReplyDeleteIt is actually sunny here for once!
Dip and Elliot x
Love those weather jokes! We've got nasty sleet/snow here today, but it seems like the worst of it is over (until it all freezes over tonight).
ReplyDeleteRiley says she will be looking for that cake with the file to come in the mail!! ;)
Hehehe, you always have the best jokes Molly! Hope you're having a great day!
ReplyDeleteYou need to make one for cold and snow for us :)
ReplyDeleteStep in a poodle. Ha roo roo roo! You're the best, Molly!
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
We needed some good weather humor
ReplyDeletePouring rain all day today here as well. Time for intensive burrowing!
ReplyDeleteWell that is a far more entertaining weather report than what I see on the telly.
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
You always make us laff Molly! :)
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
Too funny! Thanks for the laughs to start off the week!! Much love, The Scottie Mom.
ReplyDeleteHilarious ...
ReplyDeleteLove Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney
You guys are sooooo funy!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
MOL! Too funny! We weren't expecting those.
ReplyDeleteWe came to get our chuckles and you never disappoint:)
ReplyDeleteHope your weather improves greatly and soon.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Ha, that cracked us up, especially the climate one! Happy Monday (now,Tuesday) to you!
ReplyDeleteBwaa! Haa!! Haaa!! Yous has made coffee comes out Mommy's Nose!
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Nellie
Those were some good ones! Please stop by for a comment a thon in memory of Angel Remington.
ReplyDeleteLove Sasha
Blaaah,,BOL
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
MOL MOL!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI knew we would get a smile if we came here- and we sure did!
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tweedles
Thanks for the good morning laugh. We need some jokes over here. It has been a ruff winter. :)
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry its still raining there! I'd say Spring is almost here but that just means more rain! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteHey Guys
ReplyDeleteI hear you've had way too much rain over there!! I hope it clears up soon and you can put your wellies away!
I hope you're having a fun day,
Your pal Snoopy :)
You two are the masters of the corny joke and would have played well in vaudeville. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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