Sunday, 2 March 2014

Share It Sunday, Bacon At Pig Love!

Nominated by last week's guest blogger Speedy House Bunny.
 
 
Pineapple and Daddy.
 


As some of you know, I have a love/hate relationship with my daddy.  I mean he loves me and I love him but it’s nothing like the love me and mom share.  Can you relate?  We tolerate – yeah that’s a good word – tolerate each other.  He takes care of me during the day and I like to think I take care of him during the day too.

Well, this weekend we were outside playing around.  I was down in the yard of the magical back yard and he was with me with mommy up on the deck.  Just for a moment, deviled ham came out in me.


I tried to hide him back inside of me… you know sweet bacon.  But, it just wasn’t going to happen.  Sigh – deviled ham came out full force.  I looked at daddy and all I could see was a target.  I know I shouldn’t but it happened.  I stomped my hooves, ran around the magical back yard and at full force slammed into daddy who was kneeling over weeding.  For a big ex football player, he fell hard with a good thump.  Maybe that’s because he wasn’t expecting me… you think?  Then that old meanie deviled ham did something terrible.  He grabbed daddy’s pant legs and started pulling.  I thought for a minute deviled ham was going to pull off daddy’s pants in the backyard.

But then, daddy did the strangest thing.  He said really loud, “Safe word is pineapple – PINEAPPLE”.  He kept repeating pineapple.  Shakes piggy head.  Can you believe that?  Even when deviled ham is trying to play, daddy still thinks of food.  And mom says my mind is a one track way with food.  Snorts.
 
With daddy screaming pineapple and deviled ham snorting, this got mom’s attention on the deck.  Mom said those words that everyone hates to hear.  The full name – shivers.  She yelled out, “Bacon Porkchop Thompson, you get up here NOW”.  Oh snap.  That’s right – deviled ham snapped right out of my inner body and sweet bacon came out pronto.  I stopped, put my tail between my legs and slowly stomped up the board to the deck.  Man, I was in trouble.  The full name followed by NOW.

I got up on the deck and mom fussed at me.  I mean really fussed.  What was I thinking?  I can’t play rough like that, etc.  I tried to tell her it was deviled ham.  She didn’t have any of it.  She sent me to my bedroom… you know pay the time for the crime.  Shucks… it was all in good fun.

But, I went to my room.  I hope mommy fed daddy some pineapple.  He seemed like he really wanted some.  And don’t worry, dad wasn’t hurt.  He thought it was kind of fun too.  We made apologies later in the day and all is good now.

But you see, that deviled ham is evil.  Do you have a deviled ham?


Continuing to give something back on my 'Share It Sunday'. We all share and we grow together. Pop over and say hello and make a new friend.

From the author Molly The Wally.
 

27 comments:

  1. I didn't know this blogger yet. Thanks. Heading over there now. Have a lovely Sunday.

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  2. teeeeeheeee......deviled ham...omd, that makes for the perfect SUNDAY'S HAM! YIKES!

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  3. Oh my brother Bacon is the share-it-sunday-guy? How great!!! yes, deviled ham is evil. Many thanks for sharing a post of this little oinker, dear Molly!

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  4. That Bacon is one cool dude!

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  5. Oh ER.. nope we don't have stuff like that minx devil ham.
    Gonna trot on over and see young pig. Luv's Cat Flap Cavalier x

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  6. Hehehehe Thats my Pal...hehehe I guess we all get the devil in us sometimes!,xx Speedy

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  7. This is a first, we have never seen a pig on share it Sunday before.
    She is so cute!
    Dip and Elliot x

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  8. A pig with a blog?!? I love bacon...whether on or off the hoof! I must run over and say my hellos!
    Happy Sunday, Molly!
    Oz

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  9. It is so nice to hear about NEW FURENDS.

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  10. well, i love ham and pineapple - on pizza! :)

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  11. Thanks for sharing Molly! We will go visit!

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  12. He he devil ham...I think I might have a slice in me too. Who hasn't. Have a nice sunday.

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  13. I, Madi, love bacon or at least I love turkey bacon...that is all mom buys
    Hugs
    Madi your bfff

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  14. we have fallen in love with little bacon. Many many many years ago Mom had a pet pig and knows how special they are.

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  15. There's a little deviled ham in all of us.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  16. A pig blogger?!?! How cool is that?!?!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  17. We only heard of Coco! Nice to meet you!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  18. How fun whas that??? I love Bacon!!! Thanks for the introduction!!!

    wif lubbs from Little Reufus

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  19. Oh my goodness...what a funny dude!! We are headed over to say hi now!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Bilbo & Arty

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  20. I’ve never met Bacon before. What a fun post. Being a Daddy’s girl who only tolerates TW, I felt bad for the Daddy.

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  21. This is hilarious! I wish there was a picture of Deviled Ham pulling off daddy's pants after he went THUMP! Ha ha ha ha ha! Thanks, Molly ;-)

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  22. We love Bacon (the blogger, not the food)! Much love, The Scottie Mom.

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  23. We love Bacon Molly...his pet rock Bashful spent a lovely Down Under holiday here that we will never forget!! what a great way to share new friends you have Molly hugs Fozziemum xxx

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  24. Thank ya'll so much for the post and the kind comments. I'm a pig with a blog - what can I say? I try to bring a little smile to everyone's face. Nice to meet everyone! XOXO - Bacon

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  25. WOW! I know Coccolino, but I have never met Bacon. He sounds like a lot of fun :)))

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  26. LOL ham goes with pineapple! Wonder what Dad was really thinking?

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