Friday, 9 May 2014
Dog House Blog, Sock It To Em!
Nevermind the mysteries of The Bermuda Triangle, Area 51 or The Mary Celeste, in homage to lost socks everywhere, we take a moment to honor those fallen friends,
those lost in the Vortex of the Dryer Monster,
banished to under the bed exile along with the dust bunnies,
victims of pet kleptomania and hoarded secretly in bedding,
abandoned and left discarded in miscellaneous hotel rooms,
chewed, used and abused by four legged critters and callously dumped when no longer of use,
left stinking in long forgotten gym and kit bags,
and stolen by devious sock stealing family members and people with a sock fetish.
On this day, we shall wear our mismatched orphaned socks with pride. We will remember those that have gone before and have been led astray never to be seen again.
Oh missing socks you leave your partners lonely and bereft. Come home all is forgiven.
Do your socks mysteriously disappear never to be seen again? Have you solved the case of those elusive orphaned socks?