Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
We have a catalogue shop here called Lakeland which specialises in all kinds of gadgets and things for the home. Some useful, some not. So to celebrate their 50th Birthday we will take a looks at some of the not so useful items available which you can't help but purchase in a moment of madness and which sits collecting dust somewhere in a drawer.
The Nana bag because they are ugly fruit?????
The sock pairer, never be without your foot partners again!
The sleeve protector as it beats rolling them up!
Another essential number for those who bite their nails the orange peeler!
The Dryer Ball and no pals they are not a toy but they sure look like one!
A strawberry huller because knives are dangerous!
A yolk hero and the yolks on you if you have one of these!
A potato ricer as you are too posh for mash!
Arm buddy as your gloves are lonely?
Stainless steel soap as real soap is not good enough?
Happy Birthday dear Lakeland we do love the way you help us clutter our homes. Do you have any useless gadgets lying around that seemed like a good idea at the time?