Monday, 26 May 2014

Moanday, Moanday, Mischief, Mayhem & Malfunction!


I was sitting there working on my Homeland Security when it happened. We have a 'No Cold Calling Zone' here and a no junk mail sign on the front door. Does anyone pay attention? You know it is my job to rush over to the door and shred the rubbish that gets posted as well as all the mail. Well a little while back this dude tires to post his junk through my door. He tries multitasking and is talking on his mobile phone at the same time. Alert, alert, I rush to the door at breakneck speed and rip the offending articles from the letter box. He jumps practically out of his skin and drops the mobile. Now we have one irate dude with a broken phone ringing the doorbell. She who must be obeyed ignored grabs me and hauls my sorry butt into the kitchen and shut the door till he left. He even peeped through the letter box the cheek of it. Anyways dude without mobile phone has not been back. That will teach him. We are a 'No Cold Calling Zone' and no junk mail. Get it mobileless man. 

Have a marvellous Monday all and hope you had a great long weekend. 

44 comments:

  1. Oh Molly! Sounds like a very extravagant occurrence! Serves him right. That'll teach him!!!

    Lots of Woofs from Earl and I at Earl's World!

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  2. You sure showed him you mean business. Keltic patrols our back yard and keeps us safe from trucks, joggers and skateboarders.

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  3. i love this story. i love love love it... we are a cold calling no zone to and we do not answer the phone unless it is a friend or the doc office. cold calling includes political, chairty and winners of prizes calling...

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  4. Well done Molly. Sniff and wags from Laika and Vaks.

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  5. Crikey ..... you sure showed that bloke what for!! We have no junk mail here in Australia but ... no cold calling .... that's a new one for us. I like it a LOT! Mum's off to put a sign on our door ....
    Too, too funny!! He dropped his phone ..... hahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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  6. Maybe he needs to go back to school and learn how to read so he can get a better job.....until then - he deserved what he got

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  7. DON'T MESS WITH MIZ MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Look at that smooth, soft and velvety face...but underneath lay a TIGER! THE CHEEK OF IT INDEED!

    Miz Molly....you IZ wonderful.

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  8. Amazing work Mollie! Hooman gets fed up of those people. I gets a bit eggcited when people come to the door, and someone was desperately trying to sell Hooman dishcloffs or wotever, and wouldn't take no for an answer even though she had me wriggling in her arms and clearly needed to close the door. Hooman is too polite....

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  9. He'll know not to come back to your door Molly - good job!

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  10. LOL! All's fair in love and war....or in this case unwanted junk mail delivery!

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  11. Good work Molly! No calling is taken seriously now!

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  12. That dum dood could use his phone but sounds like he couldn't read yu signs. Gah! Idjut.

    But yu had a good time barkin him! Good job!

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  13. Hey if he can't hold his phone, maybe he shouldn't have one.

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  14. Good for you Molly! We get constant calls for "charitable" donations, drives Mom nuts. not very many knock on our door though.
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  15. 10 points from France for killing the torture instrument of that peddler! Well done. Now a lot of people will be spared from marketing calls.

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  16. He ignored your signs and when he paid the price tried to ring the bell to do what, exactly? Silly dude.

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  17. My Bro and sis in law have had exactly one visit from the mailman, he had to walk a half hour through the woods to bring them the mail, he's never been back!

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  18. BOL....He sure did get what he deserved!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  19. You showed him!
    Good for you, Molly!
    Stewey

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  20. We would have done the same! You go girl!

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  21. You taught this man a very good lesson. Great job, Molly!
    Momo & Pinot xo

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  22. Good for you! We have THREE 'No Junk Mail' stickers on our letterbox and we STILL get junk mail. People are crazy. Maybe this one learnt a lesson...good teaching.

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

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  23. Oh, YEAH! Way to take charge of the situation, Molly!
    Cammie!

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  24. Good for you,Molly. We have the same problem here even with a "no soliciting" sign on the door. Don't get us started on the solicitous phone calls.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  25. Oh, wow! You sure saved the day! :)

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  26. Everyone should know not try and shove their junk through your door

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  27. Oh I read this so wrong. My mind read he peed through your letter slot. I was going to say you needed me to hike and piss right back out. Or to take a picture and post his ying yang for Blogville to see. Sorry that tells you how tired I am from this big weekend. It was Summerfair Weekend in Cicny and you know how much I do there.
    I think you human should have left you two to go eyeball to eyeball.
    Thanks for being my friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  28. BOL Molly you sure showed him...good job!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  29. BOL! Good work Molly! Hope he learned his lesson!

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  30. Way to go Girl!!!! You just keep protecting your home from those idiots!

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  31. He totally deserved it! I wonder what he woulda thought if he peeked in and saw your snout snarling and growling at him.....what a dumb dumb!

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  32. Haha - Great job protecting your homeland Molly - Why would he want to come in and meet you and risk further damage?! Some people don't know when to back off! :)

    I hope you're having a fun day,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  33. Excellent job Molly!! He won't be back any time soon - you should hire out your services or maybe run a course on your techniques.
    Wally & Sammy

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  34. Goo for you, Molly. we are no cold calling too, it says so on the front door, but we still get them coming. Mum offers to send them on a literacy course!!!

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  35. That is one way to keep them away Molly. Good one!

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  36. He shouldn't be upset, it was clearly posted and if he wasn't so busy chatting on his phone he might have noticed. :-)

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  37. We must admit we have a dryer ball ~Hangs heads in shame~

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  38. Molly...you must always consider that these people are illiterate. After all they only know how to read Text Speak! MOL. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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