Sunday, 10 August 2014

Share It Sunday, Jan's Funny Farm!

Nominated by last week's guest blogger Dolly The Doxie.



Assassinated Tea Kettle

by Jan's Funny Farm

(Reprinted with permission.)

Percy:  Do you remember this melted tea kettle from a couple of years ago?

Cyndi:  Jan melted it.  We had nothing to do with it.

Sam:  It was brand new.  Mr. Doug gave it to her for Christmas.

Cameron:  And Jan assassinated it.

Merci:  No she didn't.  You can't assassinate a tea kettle.

Marcus:  You can't?  Then what do you assassinate?

Micah:  Not what.  You don't assassinate a what.  You assassinate a who.

Rusty:  So who was Jan trying to assassinate when she killed the tea kettle?

Buddy:  She wasn't trying to assassinate anyone.  She was trying to boil water.

Marcus:  Oh, so the kettle wouldn't boil and Jan melted it?

Cameron:  Yes, evidently you don't want to make Jan angry with you.

Merci:  No, you have it all wrong.  Jan walked out of the room and forgot about it until she smelled something burning.

Cyndi:  Well, I should say something was burning.  The house was filling with smoke and we were all choking and trying to find our way to a door to escape.

Rusty:  And what TV show did you get that story line from, Cyndi?

Micah:  I think that was before my time.  I'm glad I missed it.

Sam:  You've been here long enough to know when Jan starts something, she will inevitibly leave the room and forget about it.

Buddy:  That's why we have 911 on speed dial.  Just in case.

Percy:  You guys have made me forget why I brought up the subject.  I'm sorry I asked. Go back to whatever you were doing.


Jan's Funny Farm!

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From the author Molly The Wally.

33 comments:

  1. hehehe that is so fuuny,xx Speedy

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  2. Bol!!

    Hmmm, we had sumfin like that happen but Mommy is to 'barrassed to blog 'bout it.



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  3. that was a super tea-talk! and the kettle is modern art now ! Thanks for sharin Molly! have a super sunday!

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  4. Hehehe!! The humans are useless aren't they!!!

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  5. We all love those Funny Farmers and you just never know what they will be up to next!

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  6. MOL MOL Molly that is what happens to a tea pot when it's whistle is too loud!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  7. We just loved that post. We are going to make sure to stop by and say hello! Have a very serene Sunday Molly!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  8. LOL LOL ROFL... i not once but twice left eggs boiling until the water was gone and the eggs popped open, i smelled it and went to see what it was.

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  9. OMD!!!!! You know, this has happened to me before...do NOT ask me how, for I don't have a funny farm, per say, of animals...just two wild peeps! teeeeheeeee

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  10. I belong on the funny farm, how do i get to Jan's?

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  11. WE love our Funny Farmer Furends and Miss Jan... they have the bestest DIALOGS.

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  12. Grrrrrrrr!!!!! We are signed in and wrote a comment but Google ate it. Oh, dear, what did we say?

    Thanks for sharing, Molly. We love the Funny Farmers. Oh, wait, we are the Funny Farmers. That's okay. We love each other.

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  13. Oh goodness... that looks like something that I might do!

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  14. It's a Funny Farm indeed LOL.

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  15. Oh! (Don't tell anybody, but a couple weeks ago our Mom melted a rice cooker on the stove top! That smelled terrible! It was a new one that she just got too!)

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  16. Oh, that was some conversation! Sounds like something Parental Ubit would do, if you ask me...

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  17. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!
    Me is so furry happy to sees yous here! Jan's Funny Farm ROCKS!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. BOL! We know them but did not know Jan was guilty of assassinations!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws

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  19. Great choice of post from the Funny Farm gang! They have some excitement over there all of the time!

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  20. Jans Funny Farm rocks! Great feature!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  21. Love Jan's Funny Farm! Love Dolly

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  22. Crikey Molly ..... thanks for sharing. That was pretty funny, aye? We got a kettle just like that at our house. Not quite as melted but almost.

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  23. MOL! When the Human was just a little girl, her Mom melted an aluminum coffee pot down into where her Dad called a metal "ingot" -- the Human said it was a like a smooth metal rock! Ha ha ha -- silly Humans!

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  24. Thanks for sharing a story from Jan... We loves her. The coffee pot could be a new art form... Looks sorta artsy in the photo.

    The mom just read about getting rid of smoke with a towel soaked in vinegar. You soak the towel in vinegar then wring it out a bit. And wave it in the air... Suppose to make the smoke disappear. We're going to try that idea the next time Mom leaves something burning on the stove.

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  25. bwaahahahaha!! Good one guys...blame the peep...always works

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  26. Bwahahahaha... Dito! The title should be Death by Jan. Hahaha.

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  27. OMC...that would have been an unbelievable tale had we not seen the evidence ourselves. We wouldn't think something like that could happen unless that thing was directly in the flames. Glad no person or anipal was hurt. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  28. Oh my! Glad that wasn't our house!

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