Monday, 2 February 2015

A Guilty F\ace She Said On Meaty Mischief Monday!


So she who must be obeyed ignored went to do some shopping and left me home alone for like 87 gazillion hours. On her return she dropped the shopping on the floor and raced upstairs to the toilet. Well what was a dog to do? A quick game of Supermaket Sweep was in order I say. So snooping into the bag I located a bag of mince and without a second thought I fangtastically managed to get a couple of mouthfuls before I heard the ominous sound of footsteps descending down the stairs. So I rushed straight to my hidey hole behind the sofa. It wasn't long before I heard her call to arms... the shrieking of the word MOLLY at a pitch that could crack the glass in the cockpit of a low flying passenger jet. Then there were the very unladylike HBO words followed by slamming of kitchen cupboards and the like. It later transpired that
Tear + Weight Of Meat + Gravity = Meat On Kitchen Floor
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Now I cannot understand why she served me cooked mince for several meals later accompanied by mumblings, dirty looks and the banging of my dinner bowl. Less of a happy meal more of one delivered with menace in her yes. Sadly you just can't get good staff these. Have you ever snuffled something good before your peeps realised?

 Have a marvellous Monday and do try to snuffle a mouthful of something good today.
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  1. Julie2 February 2015 at 10:10

    That was a result though wasn't it? Nice bit of mince in your puppy bowl!!!
    Sort of Super Bowl, UK style
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxxx

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  2. FANCY the Red Standard Poodle2 February 2015 at 10:31

    Hi Y'all!

    Oh I've tried to let my tongue or nose taste the smells or spills on the edge of the counter...I'm tall enough to just lift my nose and I can reach easily...but I always seem to get caught! Maybe it's because I'm tryin' to catch the Humans with their back turned...hey, when they're cookin' is the only time the counter doesn't smell like "cleanin' sfuff".

    Y'all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  3. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady2 February 2015 at 10:42

    Clearly it was for you if it was on the floor. Does she not know that anything we can reach is ours. Job well done Molly!

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  4. Tootsie2 February 2015 at 11:15

    Oh no! I've done the same thing. Except I snuffled a tiny tip of leek, which in larger amounts is toxic to doggies. So glad yours was a good eat. If it's on the floor, it's free for the taking!

    xox
    Tootsie

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  5. The Daily Pip 2 February 2015 at 11:51

    Nice work, Molly! High Fives all around!

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  6. My Mind's Eye2 February 2015 at 12:13

    Molly OMDS you must have been in mince meat glory!!
    A girl must seize each and every opportunity to eat!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  7. Laika2 February 2015 at 12:24

    Nice job Molly. Just close your long ears and enjoy the mince meat :-)

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  8. CATachresis2 February 2015 at 12:53

    Oh Molly! Nice try!! I once ate a sausage roll and the bag it came in!! Just the once!

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  9. easyweimaraner2 February 2015 at 12:58

    hahahah that's the first location all mom's need when they are back from shopping. probably because of the prices in that stores whatbring the water not only to our eyes. I ate raw spaghetti once from her shopping bag, boy that was NOT tasty and I've got a thunderstorm in my tummy. I will watch the news now, hope all jets are still in the air :o)
    Easy Rider

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  10. Castles Crowns and Cottages2 February 2015 at 13:00

    Oh Miz Molly, YOU IZ BAD, for sure! Bad girl (but you sure know how to have fun at her expense!) Poor owner of Miz Molly, I feel for you!

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  11. Katie http://myminipetpig.com/2 February 2015 at 13:08

    Oh Molly, excellent work. Have I ever! Mamma knows very well now to never leave a bag on the floor. Or garbage on the floor. Anything that I could possibly ingest (well there isn't much I wouldn't). So I snag every single chance I get, you can count on that :-)

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  12. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom2 February 2015 at 13:09

    Molly...at least you got MEAT from that shopping experience. Same thing happened at my house on Saturday night. Only.........all me and my pack were able to get was a loaf of wheat bread. It was delicious, thank you very much! BOL

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  13. MadSnapper2 February 2015 at 13:09

    molly you are just to funny, menacing mince... makes me laugh.. and the good news is you got to eat it all... BOL BOL

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  14. Unknown2 February 2015 at 13:27

    Well Molly, I would snuffle the raw mince too! I love raw meat and for dog's sakes, if she who must be ignored didn't want you to have it right then and there, then why did she leave it on the floor where you could easily grab yourself a taste or two?!? It's her fault...not yours. She should be hiding in her hidey hole!
    Oz

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  15. 2browndawgs2 February 2015 at 13:27

    I thought she left it on the floor so you could choose your treat. You deserved one for being left alone for so long, no?

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  16. ann @ studiohyde2 February 2015 at 14:10

    Oh Molly, here was I thinking you would have been quicker and eaten it all! Lol

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  17. Mary Hone2 February 2015 at 14:44

    Oh you naughty dog. Was it worth it? LOL

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  18. TexWisGirl2 February 2015 at 15:09

    such a girl you are, molly!

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  19. Two French Bulldogs2 February 2015 at 15:23

    If it's in our reach its ours
    Lily & Edward

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  20. Unknown2 February 2015 at 15:27

    Bags on floor = invitation. Duh. Have I snuffled anything good? There was that time she left chicken breasts in the sink to defrost…but now they don't eat meat anymore. Can I come live with you Molly? Your pal, Toby

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  21. MarkD602 February 2015 at 15:41

    Geeez, what's her problem?

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  22. Brian's Home Blog2 February 2015 at 15:52

    Nothing mich better than a Meat N' Greet Molly!

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  23. M. K. Clinton2 February 2015 at 17:02

    You were clearly in the right here Molly. The mince was left on the floor which is where you eat, correct? You may have a case for Ernie the lawyer! I accidentally stole and ate a bag of pepperoni the same way. If it is on the floor, it is ours. Period.

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  24. Frankie Furter and Ernie2 February 2015 at 17:09

    This was FUR SURE.... HER fault... not YOURS... Finders Keepers... Losers Weepers... THAT is the RULE.... You found the mince.... it SURELY was YOURS... she can go fur another Supermarket Sweep.. is SHE wants Mince.
    Nice of her to cook the rest of it fur YOU, though...

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  25. Kismet2 February 2015 at 17:19

    Do it again. You get rewarded for doing it.

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  26. C.L.W.STEP2 February 2015 at 17:20

    What sane doggie wouldn't help himself or herself to meat that was on the floor? I mean we're expected to clean up any food that falls on the floor anyway. Why is this any different?

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  27. Cowspotdog2 February 2015 at 17:43

    this is the very reason Mom calls us her fluffy slippers - we are constantly at her feet waiting for those wonderful morels that he does insist of accidentally dropping when ever she trips over us :)

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  28. Talent Hounds2 February 2015 at 18:15

    Look at that guilty face!

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  29. Golden Daily Scoop2 February 2015 at 18:31

    Nice job, Molly!!! Love that guilty face!!!

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  30. Bella Roxy & Macdui2 February 2015 at 18:31

    Occasionally, on the way home from the shops....but SHE's good at putting the bags UP.

    But boy, did you SCORE!

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  31. Sketching with Dogs2 February 2015 at 18:37

    Well done Molly! Unfortunately, being ankle height has distinct disadvantages when it comes to stealing, er borrowing stuff...
    Dip and Elliot x

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  32. Jackie Bouchard2 February 2015 at 18:38

    Oh, good job, Molly! Rita is SO jealous! Many is the time she's stuck her head in the shopping bags, but she's never managed to pilfer anything! Even though it wasn't a "happy meal" i bet it was darn tasty!

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  33. Taryn2 February 2015 at 19:46

    I'm pretty darn careful so the corgis haven't had a successful raid. Wilson has gotten into the treats I keep in my leash bag, but they don't really count since he would get them eventually anyway.

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  34. stellaroselong2 February 2015 at 20:31

    We didn't even know we could do that Molly, we faught we had to wait for ours mom to give it to us from the grocery bags, well now we will just grab what we want and run, hers can't catch all three of us at the same time....bhahahahah....stella rose

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  35. My GBGV Life2 February 2015 at 20:52

    Congratulations on some fine work. Anything left unattended is fair game in my book.

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  36. Sheltie Times2 February 2015 at 21:15

    Katy stole a loaf of bread. The Mom was not pleased.

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  37. Unknown2 February 2015 at 21:35

    I love to go through the shopping bags when mom gets home! You never know what you'll find and I'm sure there's things for me, my favorite is the shower sponge, I'm sure its a chew toy! Love Dolly

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  38. Idaho PugRanch2 February 2015 at 21:52

    We are too short to get in the shopping bags, mom always sets them on the counter or table. But we do hang around under her feet when she is cooking in case anything drops!

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  39. Colehaus Cats2 February 2015 at 21:56

    Just maybe, that meat needed some tasting. See, you might have done your mum a favor! Good, Molly! MOL!

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  40. Scooter2 February 2015 at 22:21

    Hey Molly!
    Wow, this is totally not your fault! Since when do peeps forget that anything on the floor is ours. I always get fed my bowl on the floor, so if it's there, it's mine. BOL I did once snatch a candy bar from Mom's table. Talk about a string of nasty HBO words...yikes she was mad! Oops.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  41. Kinley Westie2 February 2015 at 23:11

    If it's on da floor, it's mine.

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  42. The Adventures of the LLB Gang2 February 2015 at 23:16

    Yep...you leave it on the floor and it is anybody's mince!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  43. Charliedownunder2 February 2015 at 23:25

    Crikey Molly ..... what was she going on about?? Mum always makes me go to the loo BEFORE I come inside. Maybe next time your Mom will too and then there'd be no problem, aye?? It was YOUR mince Molly!!!!

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  44. Anonymous3 February 2015 at 00:42

    Yep...Bites once got a whole Cheesbuger of the side table when Mom went back in the kitchen to get here drink, and Dad was sitting is his chair just watching!

    The Mad Scots

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  45. The Army of Four3 February 2015 at 01:24

    SCORE!!!! Way to go, Molly. ;)
    Cammie!

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  46. Cathy Keisha3 February 2015 at 01:42

    HAH! What did your human expect? TW’s friend’s dog found, opened and ate a jar of peanut butter while she was out with TW.

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  47. Tweedles -- that's me3 February 2015 at 02:12

    you get into great mischief!
    love
    tweedles

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  48. Sully3 February 2015 at 03:29

    BOL don't let her make you feel guilty for her need to pee.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  49. Jacobi3 February 2015 at 03:49

    Dear Molly,

    Fabulous mischief, I must say! I will have to try out your equation...

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  50. BZ Dogs3 February 2015 at 04:18

    Sounds like your plan worked!

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  51. Ziggy Stardust3 February 2015 at 04:32

    Molly, you have to seize the opportunity and you did that!! Well done my pal and enjoy that mince, guilt free I might add. You have earned it.


    Loveys Sasha

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  52. Fozziemum3 February 2015 at 06:33

    Bravo Molly..two Christmases ago while the peeps were having their meal outside I found that the Christmas Ham that mum glazed was needing some mouth to mouth resuc..I was caught wth the ham in my chops..really I tried..it just didn't have a chance..mum calls me the Hamburgler now...paw pats Forrest xx

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  53. Mollie3 February 2015 at 09:48

    Score Molly, great super market sweep there :) xxooxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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  54. Duke3 February 2015 at 09:59

    Nice work, Molly!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  55. tubby3pug3 February 2015 at 11:04

    looks like it worked out for you

    retro rover

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  56. Anonymous3 February 2015 at 13:47

    Mity (the dog with colitis) made it through an entire chunk of stilton without us noticing. No ill affects though!

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  57. Unknown3 February 2015 at 14:49

    EEEK! Oh Molly! I bet your mom was not happy!!! haha!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  58. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥3 February 2015 at 15:39

    You might be on to something good there, Molly - we are going to keep our eyes peeled for a bag filled with tasty meats too:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  59. Unknown3 February 2015 at 17:33

    Ba ha ha, Delilah is SO jealous. She only scored a discarded hamburger bun!! That's the way to keep her on her toes Molly!

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  60. Huskies6223 February 2015 at 21:39

    Supermarket sweep! We gotta try that! Thanks for the suggestion Molly!

    Kiki and Nala

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  61. Sweet William The Scot3 February 2015 at 22:43

    Once Lee was unloading groceries and she stopped to talk to someone outside. I don't know why I did it but I opened the plastic container of Italian pasta salad ate it olives an all. I even licked the pint container of all the sauce. You know Lee had some slices of ham in the bag but I chose the Italian pasta salad.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  62. NanaNor's3 February 2015 at 22:56

    Molly if Mum left the bag on the floor, everyone would assume it was for you. Glad you got it for dinner after all.
    I've just had Mince Meat Pie at Thanksgiving; I wonder how it tastes when it is not in a pie.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  63. Clowie4 February 2015 at 08:21

    I'd say you did well if you got the rest of the mince - it must have been intended for you.

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  64. A Tonl5 February 2015 at 00:11

    Allie: YES! *points accusingly at Faraday* and he didn't even choose something GOOD. It just had to be the thanksgiving PUMPKIN PIE. *eyeroll*

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  65. Kitties Blue6 February 2015 at 15:02

    Way to go Molly! Served with menace or not, you scored some good noms with your shenanigans! Thanks for giving us a good idea for the next shopping trip our peeps take. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  66. Unknown8 February 2015 at 04:26

    Lucky you, getting all that mince! I don't think you look guilty at all!

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  67. Marty the Manx9 February 2015 at 14:30

    Miss Molly Mom learned a long time ago that no matter what, she needs to get the groceries on the counter before she goes to the toilet or something will get drug off by the Girls. This was learned the hard way :)

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