Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
teeeheee.......you two really are well-read, and it shows! The best way to insult is with mellifluous words so your victim won't understand a word you are saying! OH MIZ MOLLY, you should see what we see! But in the meantime, have a great nap!
I don't have any idea what was said,,,,but there is no mistaking that those statements must have been insulting. WE sure don't wanna get on your bad side !
Bwahahahahaha! Good job! Too bad Molly didn't wake up. That list sure comes in handy. The online thesaurus is a good place to find colorful insults too. Gotta run now. There are tottering nut-brained fustilarians stealing bird seed out in the yard!
Wart Bum, hehehehe, luffs it. Might remember some of these insults to shout at the squirrels when I see them (Isn't my Chester clevers suggesting this!) Loves and licky kisses Princess Leah xxx
Awesome job on the insults minis!! BOL! xo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteteeeheee.......you two really are well-read, and it shows! The best way to insult is with mellifluous words so your victim won't understand a word you are saying! OH MIZ MOLLY, you should see what we see! But in the meantime, have a great nap!
ReplyDeletethat were some fine insults indeed
ReplyDeleteThose insults are simply splendid. Well overdue for a revival!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I understand any of this (I flunked out of Literary Dog 101) but my assistant is laughing.
ReplyDeleteRuby
You minis are quick and sneaky...I don't think Big Molly has a clue what happened.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
I don't have any idea what was said,,,,but there is no mistaking that those statements must have been insulting. WE sure don't wanna get on your bad side !
ReplyDeleteHA HA thanks for the smiles and that sleeping not waking up Molly pic, the dreaming one, I love those furs.
ReplyDeleteGreat job minis.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Mollie will take that when she's awake, you strumpets?
ReplyDeleteewwwwwww we need to write those down so we can yell them out at Dads squirrels. stella rose
ReplyDeletehahaha very "shakespiring" minis... like William once said:Pleasure and action make the hours seem short, right?
ReplyDeleteeasy Rider
too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha! Good job! Too bad Molly didn't wake up. That list sure comes in handy. The online thesaurus is a good place to find colorful insults too. Gotta run now. There are tottering nut-brained fustilarians stealing bird seed out in the yard!
ReplyDeleteYou guys leave Molly alone.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
You two are SNEAKY... FUNNY... Butt SNEAKY.
ReplyDeleteYou Minis definitely know how to insult Molly :)
ReplyDeleteWart Bum, hehehehe, luffs it.
ReplyDeleteMight remember some of these insults to shout at the squirrels when I see them
(Isn't my Chester clevers suggesting this!)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
You could say they went right over her head!! MOL
ReplyDeleteYou minis are very rude - good thing she is a heavy sleeper!
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
You may have to act on that dream next time you're in the park. Hope there's something stinky!
ReplyDeleteThose are just hilarious, since we don't know what they mean they could be a compliment you know! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteSo glad Molly was asleep and couldn't hear your insults-she would have been hurt. Happy Day to you all.
ReplyDeleteNoreen & Hunter
Someday --- Molly will get revenge!!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Wow, those are some big funny words!
ReplyDeleteGood job, Molly! Nothing is more annoying than being ignored! Those minis are miffed!
ReplyDeleteMolly, you are unshakeable!
ReplyDeleteCan't beat a good shakespearean insult BOL
ReplyDeleteWe don't need a translator to know that was some bad insults.
ReplyDeleteDid the mini me's get treats fur all that shakespearean?
xo Cinnamon
You guys are real characters
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Good job, Molly, letting those insults roll off your back!
ReplyDeletethose are some darned good insults!
ReplyDeleteWhat reat insults guys..buy hey one day you may not leg it as fast as you think.beware the sleeping moldwarp..jus sayin :) loves Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteForget the birds...we are all too busy DUCKing those insults! Get it DUCKing?
ReplyDeleteNever mind...
Noodle and crew
MOL, Faraday's mind is boggling - and we're watching it, LIVE!
ReplyDeleteWell, she does wake...we may not every see you guys again!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Minis, leave poor Molly alone!
ReplyDeleteShakespeare puts everyone to sleep! BOL!
ReplyDeleteOh Molly....we liked your comeback the best!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
BOL! Classy insults!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Those are fine words, guys! What kind of Wartbum was that?? BOL!
ReplyDeleteLove & Biscuits,
Cathy, Isis & Phoebe
www.dogsluvusandweluvthem.blogspot.com
I like these kind of insults!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
BOL! Wartbum! BOL! You two are TERRIBLE!!!!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Ive always enjoyed Shakespeare but now I lie it even more feculent minded hedge pig is a great insult
ReplyDeleteretro rover
Oh Molly, some great Shakespearen insults are being thrown your way and your asleep?!? BOL
ReplyDeleteOz
I once went to a party where we flung Shakespearean insults at each other - it was great fun!
ReplyDeletehahaha! You mini's are always up to some good fun mischief! Love it!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
All the weird stuff happens when you sleep, doesn't it Molly?
ReplyDeleteMonty and Harlow
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Molly, your littles are so mean! Why do you not eat them? BOL.
ReplyDeleteWell...it appears nothing is gonna interrupt a good nap! Especially when you can dream about rolling in stinky stuff....
ReplyDelete(((hugs)) your friends
Enjoy your nap, Molly!!
ReplyDeleteMomo & Pinot xo
You've done it again, been the funniest thing on the Internet all day. Gotta use WARTBUM on someone soon!
ReplyDeleteThose silly Minis. I am not sure I even understood those insults! hahaha
ReplyDeleteIt is best you just slept through it Molly.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Oh my gosh...our mom really is ROFL. You two so crack her up. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL! That did sound like a lot of stinky stuff Miss Molly :)
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