Share It Sunday, Easy Rider!

HELL-O TEACHER!

HELL-O FOOD… err… I mean… CLASS!

 uh maaaan that looks like an all you can eat contest!… note to myself…get an additional stomach…. and could anybody please help that blindworm…

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great….ahhmmmm where did we break off?
Oh yes… sunday class…

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Today: BEER!

Beer is a booze, also called Pee-r for the similiar look  to pee, butt that’s a fiasco from  pecuniary view  to call the starting product like the final good.. so they replaced the first letter… butt we will name it with the scientifical name: PEE-R

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it was invented in egypt as Pee-rates from Pee-raeus accidentally landed there on the wrong Pee-r…probably the captain was a Pee-radette and couldn’t park a ship… The Pee-nuts they had on board got wet and as they tried the water-pee-nut-mix they became plastered within a minute…

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and so they decided to brew Pee-r in triangular thingies, what became famous as Pee-ramides later..
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due to  the fact, that the eqyptians are not keen to drink beer, because they always walk around like eyptians, the Pee-rates decided to sell their Pee-r all over the world. They called it BEERWARE and in old times Beerware  wasn’t for free…. just saying..

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They filled the Pee-r in Pee-rogi’s imported from Russia  and loaded it on ships what were called  PEE-RAGUAS.
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Sadly the imported Pee-rogis weren’t Pee-r-proof and so some Pee-r ran into the sea where the fishies drank it. Therefore that fishies are called Pee-ranha’s.Pee-r became famous everywhere and per year the peeps and pets of the whole slice earth  drink  177 billion liters….. and therefore the hardcore Pee-r boozers are yellow…
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And here  my Weim-Brother Goose who is a PEE-r-expert shows you how a Gentleweim drinks a beer.
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there is only ONE rule: you have to start with the first slug and to end with the last one…
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and you can continue with the next beer as long as you are able to balance the bottle on your head…
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easy huh? Cheers!…ahhmmm… I mean PEE-RS!What are you waiting for? Grab the next men-handbag

 

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 or a mason-radio

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and give it a try!  butt be careful when you are a guy… after 10 Pee-rs you turn into a woman… you will  laugh the whole time, you talk without a break and it can happen that you start to cry without a reason… butt the safest evidence that you turn into a girl is: if you and your buds have to visit the bog all 10 minutes…and that all together…

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now excuse me I have a meeting with my assistant… oh and well…

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…it’s sunday think we will have duck in Pee-r pastry for lunch…

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HAVE A SMART SUNDAY ALL

Easy Weimaraner!

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