Sunday, 22 February 2015

Share It Sunday, Easy Rider!

HELL-O TEACHER!

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HELL-O FOOD… err… I mean… CLASS!

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 uh maaaan that looks like an all you can eat contest!… note to myself…get an additional stomach…. and could anybody please help that blindworm…

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great….ahhmmmm where did we break off?
Oh yes… sunday class…
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Today: BEER!
Beer is a booze, also called Pee-r for the similiar look  to pee, butt that’s a fiasco from  pecuniary view  to call the starting product like the final good.. so they replaced the first letter… butt we will name it with the scientifical name: PEE-R

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it was invented in egypt as Pee-rates from Pee-raeus accidentally landed there on the wrong Pee-r…probably the captain was a Pee-radette and couldn’t park a ship… The Pee-nuts they had on board got wet and as they tried the water-pee-nut-mix they became plastered within a minute…

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and so they decided to brew Pee-r in triangular thingies, what became famous as Pee-ramides later..
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due to  the fact, that the eqyptians are not keen to drink beer, because they always walk around like eyptians, the Pee-rates decided to sell their Pee-r all over the world. They called it BEERWARE and in old times Beerware  wasn’t for free…. just saying..

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They filled the Pee-r in Pee-rogi’s imported from Russia  and loaded it on ships what were called  PEE-RAGUAS.
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Sadly the imported Pee-rogis weren’t Pee-r-proof and so some Pee-r ran into the sea where the fishies drank it. Therefore that fishies are called Pee-ranha’s.Pee-r became famous everywhere and per year the peeps and pets of the whole slice earth  drink  177 billion liters….. and therefore the hardcore Pee-r boozers are yellow…
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And here  my Weim-Brother Goose who is a PEE-r-expert shows you how a Gentleweim drinks a beer.
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there is only ONE rule: you have to start with the first slug and to end with the last one…
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and you can continue with the next beer as long as you are able to balance the bottle on your head…
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easy huh? Cheers!…ahhmmm… I mean PEE-RS!
What are you waiting for? Grab the next men-handbag
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and give it a try!  butt be careful when you are a guy… after 10 Pee-rs you turn into a woman… you will  laugh the whole time, you talk without a break and it can happen that you start to cry without a reason… butt the safest evidence that you turn into a girl is: if you and your buds have to visit the bog all 10 minutes…and that all together…
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now excuse me I have a meeting with my assistant… oh and well…
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…it’s sunday think we will have duck in Pee-r pastry for lunch…
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HAVE A SMART SUNDAY ALL


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From the author Molly The Wally

28 comments:

  1. Yes! Easy is a good friend of ours!! Thank you for sharing!! Happy Sunday to you!
    xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. i just came from Gooses post today and cried all the way through it, tears for Goose who can't go to the river and tears of joy for Bert's mom getting saved.. all of that added to this story of the history of pee-r brought me from tears to laughter..

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  3. WOW! That was some CLASS! And that poor blue student....the teacher really devoured you! teeee

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  4. That class had lots of class today Easy!!!

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  5. Easy is every buddy's fav teacher! I bet he has a ton of apples from all his students
    Hugs
    Madi your bffff

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  6. I hope that apples for the teacher are fresh from the road lol....Pee-r anyfurbuddy? Cheers... or Pee-r's :o)
    easy rider

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  7. laughing at the turning into a woman thing. :)

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  8. We love Easy's classes. They are so educational.

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  9. Easy does teach the bestest classes....we have to make sure Mama puts down her coffee when she reads them tho, or before you know it, she is coughing and sputtering from all the funny things Easy says!!

    Maybe Easy should do a class on that?? BOL
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  10. Easy is the best teacher!,xx Speedy

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  11. WE just LOVE when Easy Teaches us stuffs... He is soooooo great.

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  12. You are a Pawfessor of the Ale fur sure!

    Your pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  13. Easy always makes us laugh. We hope he and his family have some very good days ahead of them after his poor Mum's bad fall.

    Happy Sunday, Molly and family.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  14. Easy is one of our favorites but I admit I don't understand most of him! Love Dolly

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  15. We love Easy, he is one of my buddies and so funny.

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  16. Well, I certainly learned something new! MOL

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  17. That was a very interesting class, I would listen closely to the teacher so I don't get eaten.

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  18. Easy is funny! me had not realized he has not been on your blog before! Molly yous rocks!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  19. yay for Easy,, we do like to smile!!!!
    love
    tweedles

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  20. I showed this post to the chi's and they learned so much! They're bragging about how smart they are now.

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  21. We love Easy!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  22. Molly Easy always has us in stitches...thanks for the share :) loves Fozziemum xxx

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  23. HAH! That was hilarious! The peeps say you don’t buy beer, you rent it. Now they make special beer just for woofies.

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