Monday, 2 March 2015

Move Over Or Move Out, On Moanday Monday!



My most desired location apart from my sleeping quarters are the oven, fridge, ping-ping microwave, dog bowl and lastly dustbin but not in any particular order. However best of all of those is the big bed. Sleeping arrangements however are fruaght with difficulties. When my basket is full of cartons, wrappers, chewed up slippers and post, the big bed will do but space management is an issue as I need to stretch out. So the other morning after giving she who must be obeyed ignored a good kick when doing a bit of DOGA she retaliated. Yes without a word of apology she pushed me right off the bed. I landed in an ungainly heap on the floor and she just turned over and attempted to go back to sleep. Well that defintely could not go unchallenged so I leapt back on to the bed and sat on her pillow above her head and made a stinky smell. LOL she was furious and needless to say that got her up and dressed in record time. The trails and tribulations of human ownership. Would your peeps kick you out of bed for doing a bit of DOGA? Now let us hope she has learnt he lesson.

 Have a marvellous Monday all.
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  1. Julie2 March 2015 at 10:13

    I have learnt that when I want the peeps to get up, a damn good licking words every time! It appears I have quite a velcro tongue and once I get started its impossible to stop my lickies!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. CATachresis2 March 2015 at 10:49

    It looks like NUCAT needs a doggy section!!

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  3. Charlotte2 March 2015 at 11:16

    That will teach her to "mess" with you!!

    (((hugs))) your friends

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  4. Castles Crowns and Cottages2 March 2015 at 11:57

    MIZ MOLLY! You are one serious DOG! You stand your ground (stinky, sloshy, muddy, grassy) and you face even your OWNER with contempt! WOOO! Watch out for MIZ MOLLY! teeeee

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  5. My Mind's Eye2 March 2015 at 12:01

    WELL MOLLY LET ME JUST SAY I OVERHEAD MOM SAYING MADI FEELS LIKE A 300 LB GORILLA WHEN SHE SLEEPS BETWEEN MY LEGS I CANNOT TURN OVER.
    SMILING PROUDLY
    MADI YOUR BFFF

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  6. Lassiter Chase and Benjamin2 March 2015 at 12:07

    Way to go to get even with the Momma! How dare she kick you off the bed. You sure taught her a lesson!

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  7. easyweimaraner2 March 2015 at 12:22

    what? first she kicked you out and then she ignored the poor puppy what landed on the floor? well, I say, use your magic wand or some beans and make the air smelly again...and again... and again... till her nose swings the white flagg :o)
    have a super monday on the BIG bed, Molly
    easy rider

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  8. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki2 March 2015 at 12:46

    Hahahaha Molly, you sure showed her!

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  9. MadSnapper2 March 2015 at 13:39

    I must say you have a lot of good selling points.. hope this sign doesn't mean mom is putting you on ebay after the doga you did to her.. BOL.... Jake loves the PING of the microwave and stands waiting for it to open, baby takes the cardboard out of the recycle and chews it up, both of them have similar traits to yours, so depending on how much you sell for i am getting prepared with a sign of my own.

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  10. Zoe2 March 2015 at 13:47

    Yu Do own All the Stuff! Yu have efurry rite to enjoy yur stuff. Good on yu fur showin the woman who's in charge.

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  11. Brian's Home Blog2 March 2015 at 14:01

    Dang, that's pretty darn pushy Molly!

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  12. Kismet2 March 2015 at 14:59

    This means WAR.

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  13. Anonymous2 March 2015 at 15:02

    Snorts! Me and the little guy here Houdini make sure mom is up during the week at exactly 6:30AM. On the weekends, we let her sleep in until 7AM. It's only right, right? XOXO - Bacon

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  14. TexWisGirl2 March 2015 at 15:21

    lol! the war continues...

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  15. Murphy2 March 2015 at 16:00

    Oh that was a good one Molly. We just fear she may try to get even! Perhaps she will need brought up on charges?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  16. The Adventures of the LLB Gang2 March 2015 at 16:08

    OMD Molly...the nerve of the woman. We think you chose a very good retaliation tactic!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  17. MarkD602 March 2015 at 16:18

    Those are my favorite places too! Have a great week!

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  18. Frankie Furter and Ernie2 March 2015 at 16:27

    We guess you SHOWED (or SMELLED) her up pretty good fur doing that to you. NOT the way we should be treated... What's a tad of Doga on such a Large Platform? Sheesh.

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  19. stellaroselong2 March 2015 at 16:29

    Well I get to sleep wif mom and dad, Maggie and gussie sleep in their own bed, cos gussie won't quit licking the sheets when he gets to

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  20. Talent Hounds2 March 2015 at 16:37

    The battle rolls on lol

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  21. Taryn2 March 2015 at 17:03

    My guys come and go on the bed at their leisure. Spoiled buggers, they are!

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  22. Vanessa Morgan2 March 2015 at 17:06

    Oh, Molly. I agree that you're too cool it becomes criminal, at least for your readers wanting to steal you away ;-)

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  23. tubby3pug2 March 2015 at 17:08

    you sure are cool and with speeds like that no one can catch u

    retro rover

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  24. Sketching with Dogs2 March 2015 at 18:38

    Kicked out of bed indeed! They say revenge is sweet but not in that case, eh Molly, hehe.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  25. Two French Bulldogs2 March 2015 at 19:00

    She should be lucky you allow her on your bed
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  26. Idaho PugRanch2 March 2015 at 19:18

    OUr Mom & Dad always complain we take up all the bed! That was great revenge Molly
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  27. Bella Roxy & Macdui2 March 2015 at 19:34

    We haven't been kicked OUT, yet. But kicked OVER to the other side. Humans are difficult.

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  28. Elderberry-Rob2 March 2015 at 19:51

    Ambercat smirked at this post, she comes up on the bed every morning and wafts her botty around, there is often a little windy puff to help us wake up. She has an igloo bed and when that gets too hot she sprawls out on teenage boys bed, her smelly whiffs are not noticed in there as it's a typical teen bedroom with cheesy socks. If she lands on our bed she gets squished so steers clear.

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  29. Jackie Bouchard2 March 2015 at 20:17

    LOL. Momma def'ly kicks Rita out of bed for DOGA and for stink bombs (which are luckily few and far between with her!) but Daddy will put up with anything! Hence, she sleeps on Daddy's side of the bed now.

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  30. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren2 March 2015 at 20:39

    She pushed you off of the bed?????????!!! Is she completely DAFT!! Oh my! Revenge is in order!

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  31. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥2 March 2015 at 21:49

    Well, Molly, we are very jealous because we never get a chance to practice doga in the human's bed - the upstairs chambers are off limits to us poor pups:(

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  32. My GBGV Life2 March 2015 at 21:55

    LOL! Bailie sleeps in a huge bed with Mom at night and almost every night at some point she kicks Mom in the face with one of her back paws, but Mom doesn't toss her out of bed.

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  33. The Daily Pip 2 March 2015 at 22:05

    Oh this is just perfect! I must remember this trick!

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  34. Unknown2 March 2015 at 22:23

    Oh Molly I am just as bad as you! I spread out right in between mom and dad pulling off their covers. If I get crowded I start kicking anything I can hit (Dad's man spot). Mom has taken to pulling the covers back so hard that she flips me. I'm not going anywhere soon, hehehe. Love Dolly. Pees: Rhette sleeps on her head.

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  35. Sweet William The Scot2 March 2015 at 22:38

    I never got to sleep in the big bed till Lee came home from the hospital/rehab. Now we snuggle all the time in the big bed. But I think my place is in the center and Lee thinks it is at the foot. If I try to take that spot to hard Lee puts me on my bed. I have learned to compromise. Maybe you need some arbitration.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  36. Anonymous2 March 2015 at 23:31

    Yep...Mom does it all the time....especially when the old gas machine is working overtime!

    The Mad Scots

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  37. Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 33 March 2015 at 00:50

    You have to keep them in line Molly. Good job

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  38. Scooter3 March 2015 at 00:51

    Wow, that's so funny! A stink bomb to get your bed space back...great idea. My peeps never seem to appreciate it when I slobber on the pillows and it gets me rotten treatment too. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  39. Sully3 March 2015 at 02:51

    My DOGA isn't an issue but my farting in her face or space is. BOL

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  40. Unknown3 March 2015 at 02:55

    WELL! This just got serious! haha!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  41. BZ Dogs3 March 2015 at 03:36

    Hard to push an 80lb dog out of bed. :)

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  42. Unknown3 March 2015 at 05:44

    *BOL* You definitely showed her Molly!! We're not allowed on the Big Bed. In fact we've never even SEEN the Big Bed! Can you believe it???
    Wally & Sammy

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  43. Dougall-the-Scottie3 March 2015 at 06:34

    My peep says I am a "discrete" bed sharer. I like the foot of the bed where I can see the door, and I don't take up a lot of space. Floyd, on the other paw, she complains about every time we're allowed to share the Big Bed. She says he could make sleeping a "contact sport".

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  44. 2browndawgs3 March 2015 at 12:51

    Oh the classic battle of the bed. :)

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  45. Katie, Julep and Derby's Mom3 March 2015 at 15:13

    What a story! I do hope all involved come to some 'settlement' in the bed issue. Good luck and have a great day ... Katie

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  46. Kitties Blue3 March 2015 at 17:20

    We have them outnumbered, and they find it impossible to keep us out of bed no matter how much kicking (gently placing us on the floor) they do. We just keep coming back again and again and again and again....well you get the picture. We think your retaliation was well justified. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  47. The Army of Four3 March 2015 at 18:46

    Well, I hope she thanked you in the end. Maybe I shouldn't have said "end". HA roo roo roo!
    Y/s,
    Mags

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  48. Helen4 March 2015 at 01:20

    I nevered tossed the boys out of bed but they have fallen out of bed a few times. It has happened to Bdckett more than once, he rolls over on his back and rolls right of the bed.

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  49. Pat Wahler4 March 2015 at 04:03

    Getting a prime position on the bed is always a challenge Indy wins.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  50. Ziggy Stardust4 March 2015 at 04:07

    I should hope she learned the ultimate lesson. That is our best defense after all and we need to use it carefully.


    Loveys Sasha

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  51. Cathy Keisha5 March 2015 at 01:57

    TW kicks me outta bed if I look at her the wrong way and she suspects I will atttack her.

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  52. LetterstoAndrew5 March 2015 at 18:18

    Oh my word!! Did you not think to do it under the covers and then hold the covers over her head? Although that might have gotten you hurt. BOL

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